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I am extremely afraid of Chinese people

2009-02-09, 6:00 PM #1

Pommy

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http://christwire.org/2009/02/i-am-extremely-terrified-of-chinese-people/

el oh el

I actually thought this was satire at first but I guess our plot to team up with "Adoldf Hitler" to steal all of your land and kill you while sacrificing our women in pagan rituals inspired by the hate long ago born in our embronic hearts has finally be revealed.

一个大西瓜

2009-02-09, 6:13 PM #2

ECHOMAN

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But I thought that site was suppose to be satire...

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2009-02-09, 6:20 PM #3

Pommy

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That's what I thought too because the rest of the articles ("Real men eat meat, vegans are gay and hate nature") are so ridiculous. But if it is satire it's doing too good of a job at being convincing because I embarassingly can't tell =/ (And in the least I'm not alone in being confused since a great majority of the comments on that site are serious remarks haha)

一个大西瓜

2009-02-09, 6:36 PM #4

Zell

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Quote:

Liberals will tell you lies and say this is not true and very extreme, but mark my words. Liberals want nothing more than to see a small population of American overran by billions of Asians. This is why they support abortion.

DO NOT WANT.

2009-02-09, 6:45 PM #5

ECHOMAN

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Originally posted by Pommy:

But if it is satire it's doing too good of a job at being convincing because I embarassingly can't tell =/ (And in the least I'm not alone in being confused since a great majority of the comments on that site are serious remarks haha)

Using religion as a means of trolling is always guaranteed atleast some degree of effectiveness. If I said gay people supported lung cancer because cigarettes are also known as "fags," my attention-grabbing scheme would fail. Now if I said that because God told me too, I'm probably get some free points on my attempt due to the fact I hit two sensitive issues.

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2009-02-09, 6:52 PM #6

The Ego Has Landed

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God told me ur mom. :colbert:

2009-02-09, 7:11 PM #7

IRG SithLord

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Attachment: 21208/chinese.jpg (33,416 bytes)

2009-02-09, 7:34 PM #8

gbk

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Originally posted by IRG SithLord:

I didn't believe you, until I tried it myself. Thats the funniest thing I've seen all day. :awesome:

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2009-02-09, 7:40 PM #9

sugarless

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likewise

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Me: I have no idea
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2009-02-09, 7:55 PM #10

Michael MacFarlane

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You know, the problem isn't just that people sincerely espouse such laughable positions that this actually seems possible. There's also the fact that there's just so much bad satire out there. I remember when I could assume that if something wasn't funny enough to be satire it wasn't satire, but those days are gone.

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2009-02-09, 8:09 PM #11

Pommy

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Originally posted by IRG SithLord:

Hahahh yeah that's how I found this article too

一个大西瓜

2009-02-09, 9:57 PM #12

Nikumubeki

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Originally posted by ECHOMAN:

- - gay people support- - lung cancer because cigarettes are also known as "fags" - - God told me to

Oh don't be such a Godbotherer.

... man, how could I forget my favorite noun in the whole world :gonk:

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2009-02-10, 7:57 AM #13

Vegiemaster

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Seriously, looking at other articles, this has to be satire. I'm a Christian, and this stuff is way out there. I mean, I guess there are some forms of crazy that seem too wacky to believe, but this seems like a joke site to me...

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2009-02-10, 8:41 AM #14

Jep

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http://gizmodo.com/tag/i-am-extremely/

That is the link I got when I googled "I am extremely" using the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button

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2009-02-10, 9:21 AM #15

Squirrel King

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What the heck .. It's a really weird 404.
What did I miss?