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The Massassi Temple X-Rated discussion
2009-02-11, 12:14 AM #1
Continue the story with one sentence. It needs to be erotic. :carl:




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Sarn woke up in his bed but he wasn't alone,
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2009-02-11, 12:15 AM #2
No he wasn't... an inflatable girl with a flesh light in her hand was lying next to him... but yet there was someone else there...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-02-11, 12:16 AM #3
It was Freelancer's mother.
Stuff
2009-02-11, 12:16 AM #4
[Gah, Gold ruined it.]
DO NOT WANT.
2009-02-11, 12:17 AM #5
And there was Mr. Mbeki, a tall black african warriorman lying naked next to Sarn.
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2009-02-11, 12:20 AM #6
Then, the computer in his room, magically turns on, and opens WoW.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-02-11, 12:20 AM #7
A wild Snorlax appeared.

2009-02-11, 12:21 AM #8
With a rubber fist in his hand, lubricated and ready for action.
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2009-02-11, 12:24 AM #9
He shuts off the lights -- he is likely to be eaten by a grue.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-02-11, 12:29 AM #10
But, usually, one has to pay extra for that.
2009-02-11, 12:30 AM #11
[CENTER]This isn't getting erotic.

:colbert:
:master:[/CENTER]
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-02-11, 12:35 AM #12
Sarn drops the lubricated rubber fist, and within a blink of an eye, Mr. Mbeki is already standing behind him
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2009-02-11, 12:45 AM #13
Sarn, to his own surprise, senses an empowering wave surrounding his testicles as he inspects the dark naked form of the virile warrior.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-02-11, 12:51 AM #14
Martyn, from the internet, comments: ZE GOGGLES!!
2009-02-11, 1:03 AM #15
"In Soviet Ukraine, nuclear accident power your erection!" says Mr. Mbeki in a lustful fashion. Turns out he comes from Ukraine, to where he fleed to escape the persecution of his people in the 80s.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-02-11, 1:34 AM #16
As blood begins to flow more rapidly within Sarn's manhood, he realizes he's running out of time.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-02-11, 3:38 AM #17
His rear is ripped and filled with an african warrior's zulu stick.
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2009-02-11, 4:20 AM #18
"WOW thats huge," gasped Sarn, arcing back for more.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-02-11, 4:31 AM #19
I wasn't aware that disrespect towards a member was OK if everyone was in on it. I also wasn't aware that we apparently turned into 4chan or any other forum that isn't family-work safe.

Perhaps most importantly, I wasn't aware that Jep and the Martyn mantrain were not required to be the focal points in a thread like this.
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2009-02-11, 4:34 AM #20
Originally posted by Gebohq:
I wasn't aware that disrespect towards a member was OK if everyone was in on it. I also wasn't aware that we apparently turned into 4chan or any other forum that isn't family-work safe.


Honestly, its hard to respect someone who gloats about his sexual activities on the internets.

Originally posted by Gebohq:
Perhaps most importantly, I wasn't aware that Jep and the Martyn mantrain were not required to be the focal points in a thread like this.


Yea what gives? Double-U Tee Eff.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-02-11, 4:46 AM #21
By 'disrepect' I was mostly referring to this (my emphasis in bold):
Quote:
No personal attacks, insults, or flames - This is one of our most important rules. Treat everyone with respect. If you do not agree with what someone is saying, do not flame or insult them. Flaming of any kind will not be tolerated. If you cannot refrain from flaming a person, take it elsewhere. If a person flames you, it is not ok to flame them back. Report the post immediately, and then ignore the situation. (If you have to, put the other user on ignore.) If you respond to a flame in kind, you will be dealt with just as harshly as the original person who flamed you.
There's some other stuff too, but I think I've made my killjoy-stance clear enough.
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2009-02-11, 4:50 AM #22
Killemall Imo.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-02-11, 4:53 AM #23
Originally posted by Gebohq:
I wasn't aware that disrespect towards a member was OK if everyone was in on it. I also wasn't aware that we apparently turned into 4chan or any other forum that isn't family-work safe.

Perhaps most importantly, I wasn't aware that Jep and the Martyn mantrain were not required to be the focal points in a thread like this.


Hey I didn't lose respect for Sarn, I didn't see his thread as a big deal...
This was similar to that "MB is fat" thing, to me anyways.

Anyway, I appreciate the moral insight that you provide.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-02-11, 8:16 AM #24
SHUT THE BLOODY PIE HOLE. BACK TO TOPIC.

Mr. Mbeki left the party, but only moments later he returned in a chocolate filled mantrain with Martyn and Jep. "Are you ready for a chocolate adventure?" They asked.
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2009-02-11, 8:56 PM #25
Originally posted by Gebohq:
By 'disrepect' I was mostly referring to this (my emphasis in bold):There's some other stuff too, but I think I've made my killjoy-stance clear enough.


If these rules were being enforced, a lot of people who replied to my posts would be banned. :colbert:
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-02-11, 9:01 PM #26
I'm not even going to give this a second thought. Closed.

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