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F*** My Life
2009-02-13, 1:13 PM #1
This site is awesome and hilarious.

http://www.fmylife.com/

Post goodies!

Quote:
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

#20165 (25) - 02/10/2009 at 6:59am by imwrong - love - I agree, your life is f***ed (895) - you deserved that one (12943
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Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML


#19635 (12) - 02/10/2009 at 12:58am by neversayhiagain - kids - I agree, your life is f***ed (8704) - you deserved that one (424)


Best one:
Originally posted by :awesome::
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML


#19556 (30) - 02/10/2009 at 12:36am by maxthndr - work - [URL="javascript:;"]I agree, your life is f***ed[/URL] (16179) - [URL="javascript:;"]you deserved that one[/URL] (445)
一个大西瓜
2009-02-13, 1:18 PM #2
:D
woot!
2009-02-13, 1:20 PM #3
http://www.fmylife.com/work/36396 oh god I spew my OJ all over the place.

Quote:
Today, when my boyfriend and I were lying in bed, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

hahaha
2009-02-13, 1:23 PM #4
its like a funny version of grouphug!
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2009-02-13, 1:24 PM #5
Quote:
Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

Sarn needs to teach this guy a lesson.
2009-02-13, 1:25 PM #6
Quote:
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML


#18143 (10) - 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm by douglisk1994 - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (14558) - you deserved that one (2259)
:awesome:

Quote:
Today, this guy took me to Denny's on a first date and used a 2 for 1 coupon. It was expired. I paid. FML


#17181 (26) - 02/09/2009 at 10:31am by Nator - love - I agree, your life is f***ed (11533) - you deserved that one (1055)


Quote:
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML


#11340 (19) - 02/06/2009 at 10:29am by caroline - love - [URL="javascript:;"]I agree, your life is f***ed[/URL] (16488) - [URL="javascript:;"]you deserved that one[/URL] (570)
一个大西瓜
2009-02-13, 1:44 PM #7
http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23fml


>_>
this may or may not be work safe
http://cursebird.com/
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-02-13, 2:24 PM #8
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2009-02-13, 2:42 PM #9
this site is lulz
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2009-02-13, 3:08 PM #10
two awesome threads in a row..

City 17 and this one, first there was drool forming in my mouth from watching the trailer, then I choke on it while laughing to this site...
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2009-02-13, 3:08 PM #11
Originally posted by genk:
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML


you deserved that one
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-02-13, 5:16 PM #12
Today I found FML, spent an hour laughing at the misery of others, only to realize that my life was worse than all of theirs. FML
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2009-02-13, 6:13 PM #13
Quote:
Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML


:suicide:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-02-13, 6:51 PM #14
lmao at all of these, ****ing sweet
2009-02-13, 7:15 PM #15
i've been reading a couple of pages of this now, and damn do i feel better about my life now. :D
DO NOT WANT.
2009-02-13, 11:01 PM #16
This site is awesome. Also a good outlet, I like the concept.

All the quoted ones are hilarious.
2009-02-13, 11:38 PM #17
I've read up to 30 pages so far... very funny stuff.
"You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!! No truth-handler you!! Bah!! I deride your truth-handling ability!!"
2009-02-14, 12:32 AM #18
awesome, but looks out for the trolls :tinfoil:
2009-02-14, 12:57 AM #19
Quote:
Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML



Fortunately this has never happened to me.
There...are...FOUR...lights!
2009-02-15, 2:42 PM #20
Quote:
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Great.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2009-02-15, 3:00 PM #21
[QUOTE=Ransom and Jeff's sig]There...are...FOUR...lights![/quote]
I read that, instantly got the reference, and replayed most of the episode(s) in my mind. FML :(
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

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