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gotta love rockstar (male nudity in gta4 dlc)

2009-02-16, 2:40 PM #1

DrkJedi82

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apparently there is a cutscene with a naked guy and they don't hide the dong

so.... countdown to hillary clinton and jack thompson exploding?

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-02-16, 2:43 PM #2

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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My care is almost 0. I say almost because now I am set off a bit. I don't want to see a dong when I'm in a ****ing biker gang.

2009-02-16, 2:44 PM #3

DrkJedi82

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i personally don't care... but the media ****storm is going to be fun to watch

considering they went all psycho over that hot coffee nonsense (which had no nudity)

remember violence is still ok as long as there's no nudity or sex

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-02-16, 2:44 PM #4

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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My care about the media and their ****storm is 0.

2009-02-16, 2:45 PM #5

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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**** it I simply don't care. Still playing it.

2009-02-16, 2:53 PM #6

Roger Spruce

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you saw penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

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2009-02-16, 3:00 PM #7

DrkJedi82

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didn't see that one yet...

but i have seen plenty of penis on film... even without counting porn

it doesn't bother me like it used to... and that makes the inevitable media ****storm even more hilarious... because it's a video game it will happen yet an R rated film can have full frontal male and female nudity without screams to ban it or forcing an AO rating

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-02-16, 3:04 PM #8

Squirrel King

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Originally posted by Roger Spruce:

you saw penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Walk hard had the worse penis scene ever.

2009-02-16, 3:43 PM #9

Malus

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Originally posted by Squirrel King:

Walk hard had the worse penis scene ever.

[This message has been edited. Deal with it.]

2009-02-16, 3:56 PM #10

Michael MacFarlane

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This thread just reminded me that Jack Thompson is no longer a lawyer, and that made me smile.

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2009-02-16, 4:52 PM #11

Ransom and Jeff

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Y'know, I see real life penis every day. So a video game one is not that big of a deal.

There...are...FOUR...lights!

2009-02-16, 5:18 PM #12

Detty

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I wonder if the DLC makes GTA4 fun. I haven't even finished the main story, love Saints Row 2 though.

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2009-02-16, 7:40 PM #13

DrkJedi82

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Originally posted by Squirrel King:

Walk hard had the worse penis scene ever.

Borat

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2009-02-16, 7:52 PM #14

Rob

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You guys sure like to talk about dicks a lot.

2009-02-16, 7:59 PM #15

DrkJedi82

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that's because we are all gay...

note: we includes you

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-02-16, 8:37 PM #16

Spectrael

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It'll be funny to see the news getting a hold of it. I can only imagine the stories, the CNN coverage...ah good times.

2009-02-16, 10:41 PM #17

Temperamental

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It's just something new to fap to.

2009-02-16, 11:09 PM #18

lightside

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Originally posted by Spectrael:

It'll be funny to see the news getting a hold of it. I can only imagine the stories, the CNN coverage...ah good times.

It's not out there yet????????

Oh SHIZA!!

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2009-02-17, 5:36 AM #19

Baconfish

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Pfft.

If you can play it legally, you've probably seen penis plenty of times before.

nope.

2009-02-17, 5:39 AM #20

KOP_AoEJedi

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ESRB is not responsible for online interactions or content. That's the disclaimer, suck it stupid parents.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-02-17, 6:48 AM #21

Sarn_Cadrill

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Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

Borat

Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2009-02-17, 6:55 AM #22

Aglar

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Yeah, I think Harold and Kumar Gitmo is worse. I'm pretty sure I cringed harder that time. Saw both in theatres, lucky me.

2009-02-17, 7:35 AM #23

saberopus

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I keep reading "dlc" as "dic" :/

2009-02-17, 7:51 AM #24

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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Men have penises, women have a vaginas.

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2009-02-17, 8:17 AM #25

Squirrel King

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Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:

Men have penises, women have a vaginas.

thank you for explaining.

2009-02-17, 10:23 AM #26

Martyn

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Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:

Men have penises, women have a vaginas.

I love Kindergarten Cop.

2009-02-17, 10:33 AM #27

KOP_AoEJedi

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[http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/306/306_panda_dance.gif]

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-02-17, 11:02 AM #28

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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Originally posted by Squirrel King:

thank you for explaining.

Its just that in a mature rated game, the people who should be playing the game should know of and not be offended by such things.

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2009-02-17, 11:08 AM #29

Baconfish

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Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:

What does he have to do with anything?

nope.

2009-02-17, 11:12 AM #30

Squirrel King

NEVER.

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Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:

Its just that in a mature rated game, the people who should be playing the game should know of and not be offended by such things.

I know, I was just being a dumb ***.

But you bring up a good point - The game is rating M. I think now you're supposed to be 18 to buy them right? Isn't that some kind of rule? So they can legally look at a penis through media.

Little do the parents of any potential "outraged"' parent realize their 12 year old kid was doing on the Internet when they were not home.

2009-02-17, 11:36 AM #31

Deadman

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

What does he have to do with anything?

Sexual Harassment Panda.
I guess because showing the guys penis to everyone is a form of sexual harassment.

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-02-17, 1:25 PM #32

Ruthven

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EVERYONE LOVES WANG <3

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2009-02-17, 10:04 PM #33

NoESC

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i'm gonna give you the wang end of my wang

gbk is 50 probably

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2009-02-17, 10:14 PM #34

Unknown User

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GTA 4 < the 9/11 conspiracy coverup

2009-02-18, 12:47 AM #35

saberopus

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Jim posted a thread where he said "Gotta love rockstar" for "male nudity".

2009-02-18, 1:04 AM #36

DrkJedi82

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and?

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-02-18, 1:17 AM #37

Zell

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Therefore, jim is coming out to us. This should be a thread of welcoming.

DO NOT WANT.

2009-02-18, 5:26 AM #38

KOP_AoEJedi

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Originally posted by Deadman:

Sexual Harassment Panda.
I guess because showing the guys penis to everyone is a form of sexual harassment.

I actually just thought it was funny and random, but sure that works too.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-02-18, 7:06 AM #39

Thrawn[numbarz]

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i see dicks ingame all the time

just play counter strike:awesome:

2009-02-18, 7:45 AM #40

dalf

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What the hell is DLC?

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.