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What is your....uh...size
2009-02-16, 7:46 PM #1
Let's just say the size of your "gun" is what the poll is asking.
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2009-02-16, 7:47 PM #2
i dun see no poll gangsta
DO NOT WANT.
2009-02-16, 7:48 PM #3
See it now brotha?
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2009-02-16, 7:49 PM #4
My .45 is a solid 5.8 to be specific.
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2009-02-16, 7:50 PM #5
/me sets poll to public once everyone votes

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Bahaha no but really, that'd be awesome.
2009-02-16, 7:50 PM #6
we know where 90% of the answers will go

i might win on gun length though... 51.5" without bayonet
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2009-02-16, 7:50 PM #7
I've never measured my gun.

My gun is for shooting. I guessed. It's like Jill Valentine said "That sure is a big gun" is a typical response.
2009-02-16, 7:51 PM #8
Originally posted by Cool Matty:

Bahaha no but really, that'd be awesome.


Do it once we have like 20 votes :neckbeard:
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2009-02-16, 7:57 PM #9
My gun isn't packing right now...
2009-02-16, 7:59 PM #10
i dont measure it but the general consensus from girls is that they like it

especially your mom

she likes it a lot.

:colbert:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-02-16, 8:02 PM #11
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
/me sets poll to public once everyone votes

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Bahaha no but really, that'd be awesome.


after the thread is off page 1 of discussion forum... do it
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-02-16, 8:21 PM #12
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nope.
2009-02-16, 9:54 PM #13
I am contributing this post so that all poll results may go public at page 2 :neckbeard:
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2009-02-16, 10:02 PM #14
i'm a grower not a shower :huh:
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2009-02-16, 10:11 PM #15
CM definitely needs to make it a public poll.
2009-02-16, 10:40 PM #16
You really believe the answers people will select?
2009-02-16, 11:08 PM #17
Ah, this is a nerd's site. Who cares? So far, so good.....

I'm quite surprised something this revealing has been voted so many times, including by myself...
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2009-02-16, 11:25 PM #18
Holy crap it's lightside. (Figures THIS thread would draw you out...)
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2009-02-16, 11:26 PM #19
Just kidding. I just looked at your previous posts, and apparently you post in every single thread I don't read... >.>
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2009-02-16, 11:28 PM #20
I do not approve of this thread. It is disturbing. It is not appropriate to discuss the size of our tools in such forum, where even children have access to. They will think that there is something wrong with them, if they don't have the average of 8" tool that everyone else does.
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2009-02-16, 11:30 PM #21
CM's a wuss. Where the hell do you make a poll public!?
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2009-02-16, 11:33 PM #22
skewed poll

lol @ petmc
2009-02-16, 11:40 PM #23
Originally posted by petmc20:
< 2 inches (kill yourself)

some russian dude grew a penis on his arm because of this

2009-02-17, 3:16 AM #24
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
;983373']skewed poll

hahahaha yeah
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2009-02-17, 3:39 AM #25
Nerf or nothin'
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2009-02-17, 6:29 AM #26
since when does "7+ (Medical Attention Required)"???
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2009-02-17, 6:44 AM #27
Medical attention... for her. :hist101:

Girth matters more than length. :colbert:

I once had a woman tell me that I was "huge". I stopped and asked her why she felt the need to lie to me at that particular stage of the game. :(
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2009-02-17, 6:46 AM #28
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
I once had a woman tell me that I was "huge". I stopped and asked her why she felt the need to lie to me at that particular stage of the game. :(


She thought you're really fat and you were watching a game of football?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-02-17, 6:47 AM #29
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
I once had a woman tell me that I was "huge". I stopped and asked her why she felt the need to lie to me at that particular stage of the game. :(


Win.
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2009-02-17, 6:58 AM #30
Originally posted by poley:
since when does "7+ (Medical Attention Required)"???

Yeah, that got a "wait, what?" from me. You should have extended the poll.
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That's what she said.
2009-02-17, 7:10 AM #31
This is me playin' with mah gun
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2009-02-17, 7:17 AM #32
THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN
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2009-02-17, 7:22 AM #33
THIS ONE'S FOR FIGHTING, THIS ONE'S FOR FUN!
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2009-02-17, 7:31 AM #34
These are not the hammer.











The hammer is my penis.
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2009-02-17, 8:42 AM #35
A 7+ inch John Thomas wouldn't be impressive if it has no girth. If I recall from an actual study, the length only matters to a certain point due to the docking bay's points of sensitivity. Thus, an average 5-6 incher with good diameter would be more effective than a 7 stick.
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2009-02-17, 8:43 AM #36
I have 2 inches of long hard caulk.
2009-02-17, 9:08 AM #37

there may be some slang references to the penis in that, you've been warned
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2009-02-17, 10:01 AM #38
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
A 7+ inch John Thomas wouldn't be impressive if it has no girth. If I recall from an actual study, the length only matters to a certain point due to the docking bay's points of sensitivity. Thus, an average 5-6 incher with good diameter would be more effective than a 7 stick.


Mmhmm. Mmhmm... and if it's both? Just, uh, curious.
2009-02-17, 10:37 AM #39
i'm way taller than any of these options, what gives?
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2009-02-17, 10:58 AM #40
No kidding.
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