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Oh sweet jesus no...
2009-02-19, 10:14 AM #1
[http://i42.tinypic.com/2n7kx81.jpg]

That really IS the way to die by food.

edit: its some sort of bacon pizza burger.
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2009-02-19, 10:15 AM #2
How do you eat it?
2009-02-19, 10:16 AM #3
Jesus christ
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2009-02-19, 10:17 AM #4
I'll take 5 :awesomelon:
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2009-02-19, 10:17 AM #5
i think looking at that gave me a heart attack
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2009-02-19, 10:18 AM #6
I prefer my saltwiches.
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2009-02-19, 10:18 AM #7
Originally posted by landfish:
i think looking at that gave me a heart attack


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2009-02-19, 10:30 AM #8
Manwich.
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2009-02-19, 11:17 AM #9
It's as if someone saw the meatship and thought "naw, that's not heart-stopping enough".

[http://kyle90.info/images/meatship.jpg]
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2009-02-19, 11:23 AM #10
It's worth noting that the "bread" is 2 pizzas.
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2009-02-19, 11:35 AM #11
It looks as if someone actually ate some of that.
2009-02-19, 11:53 AM #12
That is incredible. It combines two of my favorite foods: pizza and cheeseburgers.
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2009-02-19, 11:54 AM #13
Jesus that looks like an ashtray

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2009-02-19, 12:31 PM #14
Originally posted by Avenger:
That is incredible. It combines two of my favorite foods: pizza and cheeseburgers.


It just needs some sh**ty chinese food and it'll be the ultimate american experience. :awesome:
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2009-02-19, 1:20 PM #15
It doesn't look too bad, except the hamburger hasn't been cooked well enough. Pound for pound I bet it's healthier than a baconator.

The meatship wouldn't be so bad if it weren't swimming in some sort of green substance. I can only assume they tried adding blue food coloring to the drippings.
2009-02-19, 1:22 PM #16
lmao thats so awesome, i want to make one

maybe one later of hamburger and a thin crust pizza
2009-02-19, 5:51 PM #17
Originally posted by Jon`C:
It doesn't look too bad, except the hamburger hasn't been cooked well enough. Pound for pound I bet it's healthier than a baconator.

The meatship wouldn't be so bad if it weren't swimming in some sort of green substance. I can only assume they tried adding blue food coloring to the drippings.


Have you seen the Something Awful article that goes with the meatship? It's horrifying. :gonk:
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2009-02-19, 7:32 PM #18
Originally posted by Zell:
It just needs some sh**ty chinese food and it'll be the ultimate american experience. :awesome:


How is chinese food american?
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2009-02-19, 7:36 PM #19
Originally posted by CaveDemon:
How is chinese food american?
You really think Chinese people eat nothing but deep-fried wontons, egg rolls and fortune cookies?
2009-02-19, 7:42 PM #20
Originally posted by CaveDemon:
How is chinese food american?


terrible cheap low quality chinese food is american.
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2009-02-19, 7:42 PM #21
From the trips my boss has made to china, apparently a large amount of them eat fish heads and rice. Lots of rice.
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2009-02-19, 7:51 PM #22
Originally posted by Zell:
terrible cheap low quality chinese food is american.
...No, not really. It's just different. What the Chinese would consider a delicacy, we eat as an entree. You see the same pattern with Italian, Indian, Mexican or any other 'cultural' food served in American restaurants.
2009-02-19, 7:52 PM #23
Originally posted by Jon`C:
...No, not really. It's just different. What the Chinese would consider a delicacy, we eat as an entree. You see the same pattern with Italian, Indian, Mexican or any other 'cultural' food served in American restaurants.


well it's still a very american tradition (imo) to order low quality chinese food late at night and have it delivered to you. :colbert:
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2009-02-19, 8:03 PM #24
Originally posted by Zell:
well it's still a very american tradition (imo) to order low quality chinese food late at night and have it delivered to you. :colbert:


The problem here is that we disagree on the definition of 'low quality.' Compared to actual traditional Chinese food I would argue that the deep-fried ginger beef from Wang Pong City Pork PTE Ltd is of a higher quality because it's not just a mound of plain rice served with a handful of peanuts and watercress.
2009-02-19, 8:19 PM #25
Let's find some common ground here. I think we can all agree that Taco Bell is American, not Mexican.

2009-02-19, 8:31 PM #26
Originally posted by Jon`C:
The problem here is that we disagree on the definition of 'low quality.' Compared to actual traditional Chinese food I would argue that the deep-fried ginger beef from Wang Pong City Pork PTE Ltd is of a higher quality because it's not just a mound of plain rice served with a handful of peanuts and watercress.


My definition of low quality is in the food, and the preparation of it. Whereas in China, they actually care about their own food. :awesome:
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2009-02-19, 8:45 PM #27
Originally posted by Zell:
My definition of low quality is in the food, and the preparation of it. Whereas in China, they actually care about their own food. :awesome:


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2009-02-19, 8:48 PM #28
They feed ours lead.
2009-02-19, 9:09 PM #29
Originally posted by The Mega-ZZTer:
Let's find some common ground here. I think we can all agree that Taco Bell is American, not Mexican.


call it what you will, i call it delicious.
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2009-02-20, 1:04 PM #30
Originally posted by The Mega-ZZTer:
Let's find some common ground here. I think we can all agree that Taco Bell is American, not Mexican.


Taco Bell is actually Tex-Mex. (Texas > You)
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