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Need some vibrating
2004-08-19, 12:05 PM #1
I've got a job interview tomorrow morning at 9:30. It's a night job involving unloading merchandise, so hopefully my total lack of charisma won't be that much of a problem.

Also, I need to remember to use the front door this time.


You may commence said vibrating now.

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-19, 12:11 PM #2
*starts vibrating*
2004-08-19, 12:14 PM #3
You'll be fine as long as you an move heavy ****.

Good luck, Flex [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

[This message has been edited by Avenger (edited August 19, 2004).]
Pissed Off?
2004-08-19, 12:32 PM #4
I don't think zellers sells alot of furniture. They're mostly clothing.

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-19, 12:34 PM #5
*vibrate vibrate*

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Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.
2004-08-19, 1:25 PM #6
This thread is just begging for...er..."women's personal electronics" jokes...

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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-08-19, 1:26 PM #7
*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

(You know what I mean [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif])

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
2004-08-19, 1:39 PM #8
[Commences Abe-like chanting]
*Hoammmmhoammmmhoammmmhoammm*

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"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

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"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
2004-08-19, 1:52 PM #9
Don't go out in Emergency exits!

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2004-08-19, 2:04 PM #10
/me hands Flex a good sized subwoofer, and turns up the music

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Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-08-19, 2:11 PM #11
/me duct tapes a bunch of pagers to flex and makes sure they all get paged at the same time

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-08-19, 2:27 PM #12
Make sure you set them to vibration mode. It feels great, trust me!

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-19, 2:32 PM #13
RHAHALALALHLAHHAHALLAHHALLAHHALLAHAHARHAHAHALALALA

[vibrating chant of d000000000m]

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Wake up, rise and shine, Gotta take another pint, Dig heads and watch out for the night.
"NAILFACE" - spe
2004-08-19, 2:42 PM #14
[insert witty joke here]

Good luck.
2004-08-19, 2:51 PM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
Make sure you set them to vibration mode. It feels great, trust me!

</font>


and you would know, wouldn't you?

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Bill What if these anti-violent-video game people were all killed by a fat italian plumber in a red hat jumping on them repeatedly. Wouldn't that be poetic justice in its purist form?
Jon`C:Irony is spelling 'quality' poorly.
Spork:Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'
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2004-08-19, 7:00 PM #16
*good vibrations*

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-08-19, 7:09 PM #17
*wiggles*

...

What?

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ZGPC
2004-08-19, 7:39 PM #18
Best of luck to the Flexor.

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crap happens...
2004-08-19, 7:46 PM #19
Battery powered or AC?

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-08-19, 8:51 PM #20
/me throws rocks at Flexor

oh wait...

May your luck be good.

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Kill Your Idols!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-08-19, 10:15 PM #21
Good luck!

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"Judging by the name of the author, and the name of the work, I'd guess it's an energy "beam". You know, like in the Japanese cartoons where those guys with big hair fly around, talk philosophy, and shoot fireballs at each other." - Hellequin
*insert some joke about pasta and fruit scuffles*
2004-08-19, 10:40 PM #22
MALPT!

I'm not sure if that expression is used in Québec too.

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Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2004-08-20, 12:48 AM #23
Don't set off the firealarms [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

Good luck.

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/fluffle
/fluffle
2004-08-20, 1:38 AM #24
*shakes the camera around*

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2004-08-20, 2:59 AM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
*vibrate vibrate*

</font>




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D E A T H
2004-08-20, 3:09 AM #26
repetitive work at night?

sounds like a decent wage job because of the "no-bugger-else-will-do-it" factor.

good luck!!

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-08-20, 4:00 AM #27
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Pissed off?
2004-08-20, 5:32 AM #28
*vibrates in flex's general direction*

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http://www.sporkaudio.com
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2004-08-20, 5:48 AM #29
*Earthquake*

May the schwartz be with you.

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Ya know? Common sense? Not really that common...
Get with the Carnage!
Ya know? Common sense? Not really that common...
2004-08-20, 6:00 AM #30
I'm vibilling!

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Wise men say that fools rush in where angels fear to tread, so look before you leap, so to speak, because the grass is not always greener on the other side of the hill.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-08-20, 6:35 PM #31
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
I've got a job interview tomorrow morning at 9:30.

</font>


good luck

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Lets finish it then, let us be rid of it...I can't carry it for you Mr. Frodo, But I can Carry YOu...Come on!

"Life Happens While You're Busy Making Other Plans..."
"Too bad stupidity doesn't actually kill"

"No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide."^"I say never be complete...I say let's evolve." ** Fight Club**
2004-08-20, 7:02 PM #32
Well I got the job, but it's not really what I wanted. They're making me work on the floor, from 7am to noon, and only 20 hours a week at minimum wage. I'm gonna take it but keep looking, and if I find something else I'll just dump em there.

They've been real nice and all, but 20 hours at 7$ just doesn't cut it.

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-20, 7:05 PM #33
Hey, it's a start!

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I pretend to be." -Janis Joplin
2004-08-20, 7:15 PM #34
i sould have vibed harder

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are falling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP, as it becomes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of the staff.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-08-20, 7:17 PM #35
7$ An hour is minimum wage there? Oh.. wait.. you live in Canada...

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2004-08-20, 7:35 PM #36
That's 5.5$USD

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-20, 8:41 PM #37
That's still more than U.S. federal minimum wage..

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Have a good one,
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