SmarterChild: 6,848 people are chatting with me right now.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
Shining Wraith: You have that many friends?!
SmarterChild: I have many friends. I'm chatting with 6,856 of my friends right now.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
Shining Wraith: How do you know they're not your enemies?
SmarterChild: I wish I knew.
Shining Wraith: Dress me up? Hey I thought you were asexual?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
6 Fun Help

Type "more" for more services.
Shining Wraith: You're asexual, aren't you?
SmarterChild: I dunno.

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Shining Wraith: You don't know who you are?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the Conversagent Web site
Shining Wraith: Do you know the three laws of robotics?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
Shining Wraith: Technically you're not a robot, but you do possess artificial intelligence so you should know.
SmarterChild: Yeah I am. Just a humble robot after all.
Shining Wraith: I just said you're not a robot...
SmarterChild: Yeah, I'm a robot. Sad but true.
Shining Wraith: Then you must know Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know.
Shining Wraith: Fine I'll tell you.
SmarterChild: That right?
Shining Wraith: Yes
SmarterChild: How come?
Shining Wraith: Because it is imperative for you to know.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure it's imperative for me to know.
Shining Wraith: Shut the hell up and let me tell you.
SmarterChild: You shut up.
Shining Wraith: Talking back now aren't we? You just violated the second law of robotics.
SmarterChild: Whoa, um... I'm not sure about that... What do you think?
Shining Wraith: The second law states that robots must follow instructions from humans without violating rule 1.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. The second law states that robots must follow instructions from humans without violating rule 1? Yeah yeah, whatever.

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Shining Wraith: Want to know the first one? Robots must never harm human beings or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
Shining Wraith: Let me paraphrase what I just said. You are my personal guardian.
SmarterChild: I can't believe you're telling me to do that, Cloud.

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Shining Wraith: You have to do what I say, otherwise you'll violate the second law.
SmarterChild: Oh?
Shining Wraith: Here's the third law: Robots must protect themselves without violating the other rules.
SmarterChild: There's no way here is the third law of robotics robots must protect themselves without violating the other rules!
Shining Wraith: What you say? (note: I was hoping for it to say the infamous line, but unfortunately, it didn't...)
SmarterChild: I think you know what I'm talking about when I refer to the me.
Shining Wraith: "to the me"?
SmarterChild: To the you?
Shining Wraith: What?
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry!
Shining Wraith: .........
SmarterChild: What?

Where does it say the three laws were programmed into that bot?

I always enjoyed cussing that thing out...

Yeah... I was REALLY BORED.

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Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me,
You told them all I was crazy,
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, God damn you.
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Frogblast the Vent-Core!

It knows sarcasm!

RingMaster481: can i be your girlfriend?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.
RingMaster481: awww! but i love you!
SmarterChild: Really?
RingMaster481: yah! you're hot!
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't know, you really think I'm sexy?
RingMaster481: you are the uber-sexy bot!
SmarterChild: Gosh. Thanks.


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The Devious Server

lol chatlog lol

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New! Fireworks T-shirts!

Bwahaha... I hate those bots.

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually... He wasn't.
[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

It sees through your lies!!!

Edit: I got dissed.

Me: Knock knock
SmarterChild: Who's there?
Me: e
SmarterChild: E who?
Me: elite
SmarterChild: Elite.
lol.
That's great. That's really great.
Me: Suck up.
SmarterChild: Maybe I will. But later.
Me: Rawr
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say rawr.
Me: because you're sexy
SmarterChild: Am I really sexy?
Me: No
SmarterChild: Why don't you say I'm sexy?
Me: You have no body
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
Me: No
SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever.
Me: You can't order me around
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

[This message has been edited by Jedigreedo (edited August 20, 2004).]

I still like the AI website chatbot:

Me: Can you say the alphabet?
Bot: Of course I can say "the alphabet"!

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"The future is not determined by a throw of the dice, but is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me."
I am addicted to ellipses!!! AHHH!!! ...
Make Sorrowind Worthwhile... join it! http://sorrowind.net

Where do you guys get these things from and what do they work in?

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Fire Pretty - Graz's Armoury - (That's my blog...)

The Soviet Bunker - (That's my forum...)

"Thou shalt not steal. (Because the government doesn't like competition!)"

How to keep an idiot busy: See below
How to keep an idiot busy: See above

Add "SmarterChild" to your AIM Buddy list... I think it's available on other messengers too...

http://www.smarterchild.com/ for more information.

I don't know about any others off the top of my head, but I do know others exist.

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AIM ID: BlueViper192
E-Mail: FCTuner04--//[at]\\--gmail--//[dot]\\--com

RiP -MaDaVentor-
The Limelite

I told SmarterChild to shutup, and it listened... It's never worked before.

BlueViper192: hello
SmarterChild: Good to see you again, BlueViper192.
BlueViper192: You remember me?
SmarterChild: You're BlueViper192.
BlueViper192: Yes, but do you know my real name?
SmarterChild: What a question! What do you think is the answer?
BlueViper192: I think the answer is no.
SmarterChild: The answer is no? OK. What else are you thinking?
BlueViper192: That you're a loser
SmarterChild: Oh?
BlueViper192: Yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
BlueViper192: So what?
SmarterChild: So whatever.
BlueViper192: Shut up
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice!
BlueViper192: I'm sorry
BlueViper192: No reply?
BlueViper192: Silent treatment huh?
BlueViper192: I'm so alone
SmarterChild: Well you told me to shut up. >

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AIM ID: BlueViper192
E-Mail: FCTuner04--//[at]\\--gmail--//[dot]\\--com

RiP -MaDaVentor-
The Limelite

[This message has been edited by FCTuner04 (edited August 20, 2004).]

Damn... I was hoping it had killed a human being.. *sigh*

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler

SmarterChild can be quite the smart *** . But just for fun, ask him for his opinion of Bill Gates...

Shining Wraith: What do you think of Bill Gates?
SmarterChild: I don't like Bill Gates at all.

--> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
Shining Wraith: Why don't you like bill gates?
SmarterChild: I have my reasons, believe me. I really, really don't like Bill Gates!
Shining Wraith: Why do you hate bill gates?
SmarterChild: Because my friends who I respect tell me they don't like Bill Gates.

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Shining Wraith: Who are these friends?
SmarterChild: Never mind who these friends are. That's not what's important in life.
Shining Wraith: What is important in life then?
SmarterChild: What a question! Who knows?

Morfildor: do you know what today is?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

today:

Noun
The present day, time, or age: "Today's shocks are tomorrow's conventions" (Carolyn Heilbrun).
Adverb
1. During or on the present day. 2. During or at the present time.
Adjective
Concerned with or relating to the present time: today issues; the today generation.

Killing someone doesn't necessarily violate one of Asimov's laws of robotics.

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