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last meal
2009-02-24, 9:46 PM #1
what would you eat for your last meal
i'd eat a truckload of prime ribs along with some potato salad and garlic bread

2009-02-24, 10:00 PM #2
i'd want to eat something that would make my final fart something that would require a hazmat team to be called in
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-02-24, 10:10 PM #3
Spaghetti, garlic bread, some nacho cheese doritos, a coke, maybe some grilled fish.
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2009-02-24, 10:17 PM #4
^^Make that cheesy garlic bread and I'll be dining with Freelancer.
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2009-02-24, 10:20 PM #5
The biggest sushi platter ever assembled.

And a happy meal.
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2009-02-24, 10:23 PM #6
Mandarin chinese buffet, when they have their unlimited Crab Legs special.
2009-02-24, 10:46 PM #7
Salad.
Think while it's still legal.
2009-02-26, 8:03 PM #8
Horse tenderloin.
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2009-02-26, 8:08 PM #9
That freaking bacon meat death meal someone posted here earlier.
2009-02-26, 8:11 PM #10
Soylent Green.

If I'm going out, I'm takin someone with me. :suicide:
2009-02-26, 8:13 PM #11
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
That freaking bacon meat death meal someone posted here earlier.

the weaved bacon and cheesE?

2009-02-26, 8:13 PM #12
Originally posted by SAJN:
Salad.

**** you're gonna die anyways man

2009-02-26, 8:14 PM #13
A whole 18 pieces bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, double mashed potatoes, bisquits, corn (if I can get that too) and perhaps beer for beverage.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-02-26, 8:17 PM #14
Originally posted by TheNewKid:
the weaved bacon and cheesE?


i think he was talking about the weaved bacon and sausage roll which was slathered with BBQ sauce

but add cheese to that **** and you have a major part of my last meal
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-02-26, 8:21 PM #15
yea, whatever that artery clogging thing was.
2009-02-26, 8:28 PM #16
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
i'd want to eat something that would make my final fart something that would require a hazmat team to be called in

I'm doing this tonight. >_<

I can't process milk yet I still drink it...
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2009-02-26, 8:35 PM #17
Something with the elixir of eternal life to drink.
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2009-02-26, 8:45 PM #18
Originally posted by dalf:
I'm doing this tonight. >_<

I can't process milk yet I still drink it...


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Cocktail shrimp, prime rib seasoned and seared (but rare!), grilled vidalia onions and garlic mashed potatoes.
2009-02-27, 12:37 AM #19
A Chipotle half steak half chicken burrito.
1 big mac with only ketchup
1 quesadilla from taco bell with 2 soft tacos no lettuce with fire sauce
1 ultimate cheeseburger from jack in the box with only ketchup

Yea, I don't like toppings
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2009-02-27, 1:12 AM #20
I think it would be a sort of tour through my memorable food favorites. Because of this, I would have to pace myself through a full day of eating:

-Sangria (the kind from the Spanish restaurant in Vienna)
-Potato Salad from Red Hot & Blue near where I live
-Crab Dip/Cream of Crab Soup/Crab Pretzel (any of the above as long as it's good and has old bay!)
-Bistro fries (waffle fries with cheese and bacon with ranch on the side to lightly dip)
-Lamb Vindaloo - the mild kind made by the Indian restaurant in Vienna
-Mango juice from the same guy - I've still never tasted anything like it and I've been looking
-Couscous - made by anyone who's actually good at making it
-Chicken tikka masala panini (memories of Oxford)
-The Jacob Special (the kebab stand in Oxford got to know us and what we liked to eat very well that summer. it's chips/fries with a various assortment of things that sound gross but end up tasting delicious)
-Taco Salad (just because it's delicious)
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2009-02-27, 1:23 AM #21
A good pizza. seriously, not many foods can combine so many great things as pizza.
Bonus option- pizza with the cell keys in it.
2009-02-27, 5:32 PM #22
Brazilian BBQ
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2009-02-27, 5:37 PM #23
I'm changing my answer to: a women.
2009-02-27, 5:43 PM #24
Originally posted by mscbuck:
Brazilian BBQ


**** yes. and some good, red wine (preferably merlot).
2009-02-27, 5:49 PM #25
Goulash with a side of white rice and crusty bread. The way my dear old mum makes it. I could die quite happily after any meal she makes it for.
2009-02-27, 6:45 PM #26
My Grandma's Kale Soup, Garlic bread, Gammon Steak with what I'm going to call Swimming Pool Cafeteria style chips and a large pile of broccoli covered with a cheese sauce, and finally An Apple Crumble with motherloving Bramley apples and custard.

If they still made it I'd have Orange Cremola Foam with it, but instead I'd go for a coke.
nope.
2009-02-27, 7:16 PM #27
Originally posted by dalf:
I'm doing this tonight. >_<

I can't process milk yet I still drink it...


I'm Lactose Intollerant too.

I like milk, I really don't care if it gives me fatal gas. Everyone else can just suffer whenever I want some cereal or some ****ing ice cream.
2009-02-27, 8:29 PM #28
An owl.
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2009-02-27, 9:45 PM #29
Rotisserie chicken, mashed potatoes with butter, and jellied cranberry sauce. (Yeah I know, but f*** normal cranberry sauce. The stuff makes me nauseous for some reason)
DO NOT WANT.
2009-02-27, 11:30 PM #30
I thought that this thread was going to be about the actual last meal I ate, so I'm going to answer that question instead.

I had pizza.
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2009-02-27, 11:41 PM #31
I think we are going to get along famously.
2009-02-28, 6:33 AM #32
hot fudge sundae
2009-02-28, 6:46 AM #33
Originally posted by Rob:
I'm Lactose Intollerant too.

I like milk, I really don't care if it gives me fatal gas. Everyone else can just suffer whenever I want some cereal or some ****ing ice cream.


Doesn't lactose intolerance give you allergy-like symptoms too?


Also, I forgot to add chocolate zuccotto cake (from Maggianos) to my list: http://myworldreviews.com/reviews/Maggianos_Little_Italy-82/figurebig-253.jpg

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