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Mermaid suit!

2009-02-26, 12:27 PM #1

Jep

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An amputee's dream to become a mermaid has come true... :awesome:

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2009-02-26, 12:32 PM #2

zanardi

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wheres the vagina

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2009-02-26, 12:33 PM #3

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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Gone fishin'

Be back in 5 minutes

2009-02-26, 12:35 PM #4

Jep

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Originally posted by Z@NARDI:

wheres the vagina

She'll lay her eggs so you can fertilize them.

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-02-26, 12:37 PM #5

Vegiemaster

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Originally posted by Jep:

She'll lay her eggs so you can fertilize them.

That's no fun.

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2009-02-26, 12:38 PM #6

Jep

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Originally posted by Vegiemaster:

That's no fun.

She still has a mouth....

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2009-02-26, 1:38 PM #7

Vegiemaster

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Attachment: 21384/boobs.jpg (52,568 bytes)

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2009-02-26, 1:52 PM #8

ECHOMAN

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[quote=from article]We're not sure if anything like this could go into mass production for amputees, but we wouldn't be surprised if 10 years from now there are mermaids swimming about in your local pool.[/quote]

The hell. I don't want them in pools.

I don't need roleplayers in my water. If this is going to be the case, I'll be the guy with the harpoons.

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2009-02-26, 2:30 PM #9

Baconfish

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Originally posted by Vegiemaster:

To be fair I'd prefer companionship over sex on the desert island.

nope.

2009-02-26, 3:46 PM #10

Deadman

twitches

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companionship + blowjobs
vs
having sex with a fish head

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-02-26, 4:06 PM #11

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

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what if she's a super annoying airhead?

Besides, boobs would get pretty boring after a while if you couldn't... stick it in. you know.

[oh and I forgot. I want to amputate my own legs so I can be a mermaid. err. man.]

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2009-02-26, 4:12 PM #12

Baconfish

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If she's an airhead you kill her for food.

I'm doing well enough without having sex as it is, I bet I could handle it.

:colbert:

nope.

2009-02-26, 4:22 PM #13

Sarn_Cadrill

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I don't do well with no sex.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-02-26, 4:27 PM #14

Baconfish

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Pity there no World of Warcraft on the island.

nope.

2009-02-26, 4:31 PM #15

ECHOMAN

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What, you have some condition that you need to stick your pecker in a hole of some sort every few hours? If you are that desperate for action when trying to survive on an island, might as well fashion something out of a coconut lined with wet seaweed than trying to play the tango with a horrific, scaly marine life monstrosity.

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2009-02-26, 4:56 PM #16

Sarn_Cadrill

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well see if she lays back and you close your eyes... Or doggy style.. it wouldn't be bad at all.. (unless she like.. smells really bad or something)

(edit: also to who it may concern, I'm on stickam tonight. FULL BODY CAM. that is all.)

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2009-02-26, 5:56 PM #17

ECHOMAN

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I wouldn't be surprised if you have to do it IN water. Outside, you probably couldn't tell if she hit climax or is asphyxiating. :v:

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2009-02-26, 8:10 PM #18

Tank

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how the **** to mermaids pee then

2009-02-26, 9:01 PM #19

The Ego Has Landed

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They have fish parts.

A 'vent' just forward of the anal fin.

2009-02-26, 9:31 PM #20

SF_GoldG_01

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That suit is neat, I'd like to see if it can help me swim. Unfortunately I do not know how to swim. I once fell into a VERY deep swimming pool, and the pressure made my nose bleed.

Nothing to see here, move along.

2009-02-26, 9:32 PM #21

genk

doot!

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cripple?

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2009-02-26, 9:51 PM #22

Zell

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Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:

That suit is neat, I'd like to see if it can help me swim. Unfortunately I do not know how to swim. I once fell into a VERY deep swimming pool, and the pressure made my nose bleed.

you know that the suit is for a double amputee right :huh:

DO NOT WANT.

2009-02-26, 10:10 PM #23

Tank

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FISH head would have a brain of a fish
and what if it squabbled everywhere during sexual intercourse like a real fish on land

2009-02-26, 10:49 PM #24

SRQ

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Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:

That suit is neat, I'd like to see if it can help me swim. Unfortunately I do not know how to swim. I once fell into a VERY deep swimming pool, and the pressure made my nose bleed.

The pool was so deep that you got a nosebleed, yet you somehow magicly didn't drown?
You know there are just so many things wrong there im just going to leave it.

That looks really cool, it would be neat if they could find some way to get it to work for people with legs and mass produce it.

2009-02-26, 11:04 PM #25

Jin

Wanted the controller SO BAD

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It was probably the water getting up his nose that gave him a nosebleed. It happened to me once.

in a bathtub

2009-02-27, 12:05 AM #26

Deadman

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Originally posted by Zell:

you know that the suit is for a double amputee right :huh:

Let me just make a phone call...

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-02-27, 12:29 AM #27

Zell

Not the senator.r

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Originally posted by Deadman:

Let me just make a phone call...

I like how this man thinks. :hist101:

DO NOT WANT.

2009-02-27, 4:47 AM #28

The Ego Has Landed

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Goldie can't swim. Is that why he's still in Mexico?

2009-02-27, 10:07 AM #29

ECHOMAN

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If he could swim, he would be Cuban.

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2009-02-27, 10:14 AM #30

Baconfish

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Oh so that's the difference.

:v:

nope.

2009-02-27, 11:25 AM #31

SRQ

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You guys don't seem to like this SF_GoldG_01 fellow very much.

2009-02-27, 11:28 AM #32

Jep

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That would be an understatement, I'd think.

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2009-02-27, 11:28 AM #33

Squirrel King

NEVER.

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Originally posted by SRQ:

You guys don't seem to like this SF_GoldG_01 fellow very much.

2009-02-27, 11:38 AM #34

Vegiemaster

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You don't know SF_GoldG.

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2009-02-27, 11:39 AM #35

The Ego Has Landed

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If this guy was really the lurker he claims to be he'd know that already.

2009-02-27, 4:02 PM #36

Cloud

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How did this topic suddenly revolve around having sex with a fish or a mermaid....

Anyhow, Weta? Of all the companies to make prothestics for an amputee. What's next? Industrial light and magic are going to create walking sticks for the blind?

2009-02-27, 5:30 PM #37

Ford

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out of lasers.

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2009-02-27, 7:22 PM #38

Rob

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Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:

That suit is neat, I'd like to see if it can help me swim. Unfortunately I do not know how to swim. I once fell into a VERY deep swimming pool, and the pressure made my nose bleed.

You really got to work harder on making stuff up if you want people to believe you.

2009-02-27, 7:23 PM #39

Rob

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Originally posted by JM:

If this guy was really the lurker he claims to be he'd know that already.

SF_Gold has a 4-5 year legacy of constant suck.

A more recentish lurker, mayhaps one that began to lurk during one of SF_Gold's recent not nearly long enough absences would now know the full suck.

2009-02-27, 7:29 PM #40

Baconfish

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I call shenanigans, usually as soon as we have a new user you shout that you think it's mech.

nope.