I was looking for some stuff in my room and I found this book in my closet on a shelf. I dusted it off and began my epic journey into THE TURN OF THE CENTURY: Charlie Wilkes' Second Grade Adventures.

In this thread is included:

-Stuff about me

-People who I hated

-Field trips


The cover: a badass dragon burns the ground with his fiery breath. Flamboyant multi-colored 3-D writing fools the eye.


First page: interesting facts about me. Note that nothing was erased. All blank spots are there in real life too, though I don't know why.


Second page: Jack Capp, my nemesis. He liked shooting birds with his toy guns and playing Doom. Though I haven't met him since 6th grade, apparently he follows people now and tells girls they smell bad.


Third page: Ellis the English Kid (remember to read everything he writes in an English accent). Basically just really over-dramatic.
Told me to hold on to a piece of rope and then he yanked it out of my hands as hard as he could, causing me to bleed. Since then, my friends have been attacked by him on the street.


Fourth page: My "Buddy" (It's a strange system where they take people four years older than you and make you hang out. Tell me if this was done at your school) Also a field trip.


Fifth page: hmmm


Sixth page: The County Fair! I don't remember much about this, or why I enjoyed it. Try to read the writing if you can. It's fun.


Seventh page: This field trip was devoted to learning about compost. It ****ing sucked.


Eighth page: Mr. Johnson's farm was good times. Meet Mr. Ghot.

Ninth page: I visited the world-famous Monterey Bay Aquarium. Them was some cool jellies.


Tenth page: I only vaguely remember this field trip. There's not a lot to say, other than to look at my face and what I'm holding.


Last page: I found a hat. It was fun.


Split because of too many images

I can't remember all that much from those years, and I'm not gonna dig through some boxes to find whatever I have kept from backt then.

All I remember was student of the week stuff, and being able to go for free to sizzlers.

"What do you like to play with?" "My sister"

Yes, I noticed that too...

Somehow I feel the need to post in this thread.

Only a disturbed mind would immediately think the worst of that. The kid likes to play with his sister is all.

MR GHOT

This makes me feel old.

(Someone had to say it)

So are you in third grade now?

Yeah. I was in second grade in 1990.

Second grade. Good times.

Probably because you love kids.

Your mum is kinda cute and you're better looking than your brother.

i've been meaning to scan this one for a while i figured this thread would be a great excuse

if you can guess which one is me you win an e-cookie

3 from the left, 1 up.

That is some AWESOME hair.

omg you're right... except i'm not black

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4th from the right, 3rd row from the top.

omg you're right... i love fried chicken and watermelon... i must be black

fun fact: one of the girls in that picture later in life turned out to not only be hot but also bisexual and into threesomes and i turned her down when she asked me out once because i had a girlfriend (who was a psycho ***** BTW)... the moral of this story... when opportunity knocks ANSWER THE DAMN DOOR

4th from the left, top row.

wrong again

i was actually thinking people would guess the bottom left corner or the one above him (only kids not smiling)*


*that's not me either

is it the top left? it's the top left isnt it.

hahahah sorry, I meant 4th from the left

Those top left girls look a little too old for second grade...maybe they had that rapid aging disorder, or they were just so dumb that they didn't even get past second grade.

or theyre the teachers

Jani sanoo:
yeah
but
in reality I realize that they're teachers
But
I know someone will go "WOW KROKODILE YOU'RE SO DUMB"
Because someone always does
because they think I seriously believe it

I'm gonna guess the one in the very upper right.

Hello to you, Mr. Ghot!

math blaster lololol

wait... you were in second grade in 2001?!

I feel so old...

i wore a black and white striped sweater for school pictures in the second grade...

that should narrow it down

Are you missing some teeth?

i WAS back then

Second from the left, second from the top.

I'm still gonna guess 3 in from left, 1 up.

dot

Jim, you were really cute, very unsatanic.

What's the deal with the person on the top row, third from the left?

the old people at the top left are
principal, teacher, assistant teacher

and kroko... there is nothing but pure evil behind that smile...