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2009-02-28, 2:26 PM #1
SRQ = imsoshort
TheNewKid = Warlockmish



Discuss
2009-02-28, 2:27 PM #2
SRQ is Tiberium.

Which of course begs the question why no one's bothered to ban him yet...
2009-02-28, 2:28 PM #3
he was permabanned? missed that

o.0
2009-02-28, 2:29 PM #4
Knew it, so is TheNewKid actually Warlockmish?

WE NEED AN IP MATCH UP E-FORENSIC FILE
2009-02-28, 2:35 PM #5
Originally posted by Rob:
Knew it, so is TheNewKid actually Warlockmish?

WE NEED AN IP MATCH UP E-FORENSIC FILE


IPs aren't even the same ISP, but that wouldn't be the first time that's happened.
2009-02-28, 2:35 PM #6
AHa.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2009-02-28, 2:35 PM #7
Do they region match?
2009-02-28, 2:36 PM #8
So what if SRQ = tiberium_empire? He's not annoying now.
DO NOT WANT.
2009-02-28, 2:36 PM #9
I seriously beg to differ.
2009-02-28, 2:38 PM #10
Did he touch you in your bathing suit area?
DO NOT WANT.
2009-02-28, 2:42 PM #11
No, I wouldn't want him too.

I've got more brains in my dick than he's got in his head and I don't want my peter catching a case of stupid.
2009-02-28, 2:43 PM #12
I think he raped you when you were young and you can't let go of it. HAY EVERYONE I KNOW WHY ROB IS CRANKY ON THE INTERNETS
DO NOT WANT.
2009-02-28, 2:45 PM #13
imsoshort can't grasp the intricacies of rape
2009-02-28, 2:45 PM #14
PS, your mom grasped them pretty well
2009-02-28, 2:48 PM #15
o zing :gbk:

hate him all you want, i still believe he shouldn't just be banned outright just for being tiberium_empire, he is 3 and a half years older now after all.
DO NOT WANT.
2009-02-28, 2:49 PM #16
Rob's on to something.

Ban all noobs.

Originally posted by Rob:
imsoshort can't grasp the intricacies of rape


[http://sorrowind.net/imagecorner/319/141229632353.gif]

[http://sorrowind.net/imagecorner/319/14.gif]
2009-02-28, 2:49 PM #17
My true opinion is that imsoshort was never 13. This is all an act. He's actually just a regular run of the mill troll. He's been trolling us for years and we let him come back every time. Why should he go troll anywhere else?
2009-02-28, 2:50 PM #18
Originally posted by Rob:
My true opinion is that imsoshort was never 13. This is all an act. He's actually just a regular run of the mill troll. He's been trolling us for years and we let him come back every time. Why should he go troll anywhere else?


Makes more sense than 9/11 conspiracies
2009-02-28, 2:56 PM #19
Wait so Rob = imsoshort?
2009-02-28, 2:57 PM #20
Wait so JM = Taoichristiahanuhudhist

Why don't you go eat some Zen-O's, do some yoga, and water your indoor lawn. You big virgin.
2009-02-28, 2:57 PM #21
[http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k133/kyle901/MSpaint%20Gallery/tiberiumphone-1.png]
Stuff
2009-02-28, 2:58 PM #22
I am amazed that it took this long for Rob to figure out the fantastic secret that everybody in that chat knew from day one.

Do you want a nobel prize for your discovery?
2009-02-28, 2:59 PM #23
Unlike you, I don't sit on the internet all day, I don't have time.
2009-02-28, 3:01 PM #24
You had enough time to do the detective work involved in finding a secret conspiracy that was neither a secret nor a conspiracy.
2009-02-28, 3:01 PM #25
this thread is terrible

give me a little bit to decide who to punch in the face.

itll probably be rob... maybe jm. they're both way too self important
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-02-28, 3:02 PM #26
Hey remember that Ghost54321 guy

who ended up pretending that he was some university researcher studying the behaviour of people on internet forums when they were being trolled
Stuff
2009-02-28, 3:02 PM #27
Yeah, like 4 days ago.

Inbetween which time I was at school, sick, or at work. You know, I have a life?
2009-02-28, 3:02 PM #28
Originally posted by kyle90:
Hey remember that Ghost54321 guy

who ended up pretending that he was some university researcher studying the behaviour of people on internet forums when they were being trolled


lol thanks for reminding me
2009-02-28, 3:03 PM #29
I remember him turning his website into gay porn after he got banned.
It burned my eyes.
2009-02-28, 3:03 PM #30
Originally posted by kyle90:
Hey remember that Ghost54321 guy

who ended up pretending that he was some university researcher studying the behaviour of people on internet forums when they were being trolled


that guy had the most amazing forums. I still remember "mubuttbutti" :awesome:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-03-01, 12:04 PM #31
I have decided that both Rob and JM should be punched in the face.



that is all
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

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