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The "I want a name change" thread

2009-03-06, 6:46 AM #1

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

After hearing about so many people complaining about name changes, I decided to give everyone a one-shot opportunity to change their names.

The rules:

1. It must not be taken (only exception is the account in question has never posted, this is at my discretion).
2. Attempting to get someone else's name will disqualify you.
3. Choose a name people will recognize as you. The more random the name, the less chance I may grant you the change.
4. You will be required to keep this name for at least one full year. Ask me again for a change before then and I'll name you Friend##. :rant:

5. I have final say on if you will get the name changed. Don't piss me off, cause if you do, I won't give it to you.

2009-03-06, 7:07 AM #2

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

Awesomesauce. I have not a desire to change my name, but fully support this motion!

(make Zully go back to Zully plz)

<.<

2009-03-06, 7:15 AM #3

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Requesting my name to be Jay. I'm reserving Latis for games in which Jay is taken. I know some Massassians well enough that they know me by that name.

However, I remember dalf saying that the name was taken once.

2009-03-06, 7:17 AM #4

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Oh man I was so expecting a "GET SOMEONE ELSE'S NAME CHANGED" thread

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2009-03-06, 7:18 AM #5

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

I put forth the motion that Genki's name is changed to "butt.".

nope.

2009-03-06, 7:39 AM #6

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

I'd want to change mine to roxima. I don't know where my brain came up with quesadilla_red. Although I do love the "Chromatic Mexican Delight" part. >_>

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2009-03-06, 7:41 AM #7

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-03-06, 8:08 AM #8

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Originally posted by Jep:

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third.

That's my half-brother's name! What are the chances.

Stuff

2009-03-06, 8:43 AM #9

Dark__Knight

Blockyness Rocks!

Posts: 3,011

Originally posted by Cool Matty:

4. You will be required to keep this name for at least one full year. Ask me again for a change before then and I'll name you Friend##. :rant:

I vote people who ask for a name change twice in one year have their name changed to Kyle91, 92, ect.

Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)

2009-03-06, 8:55 AM #10

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Wait a second, why me?

I know more about fyzziks than that

Stuff

2009-03-06, 8:58 AM #11

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Man I still miss the times I thought kyle90 was born in 1990 and was the smartest 1990er ever (this was in 2002 so it was extra-coule). OH the times.

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2009-03-06, 9:05 AM #12

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

I motion that Rob's name be changed to "Guy With Stick Shift"

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2009-03-06, 9:20 AM #13

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Originally posted by kyle90:

Wait a second, why me?

Because your name ends with a number

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-03-06, 9:20 AM #14

LividDK

One Angry Monkey

Posts: 3,413

I remember a while ago one of the mods said you couldn't delete names from the database, so if that's the case then ignore me. But would it be possible to delete my old LividDK account and rename this one to LividDK? I forgot my password to it after a short hiatus from Massassi so I made this account. I got the password back some time ago but I've grown irrationally attached to my post count and title. I know it's unnecessary effort but I'd appreciate it. If not then no big deal.

2009-03-06, 9:30 AM #15

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

Originally posted by Baconfish:

I put forth the motion that Genki's name is changed to "butt.".

i motion that Boco's name be Boco again

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2009-03-06, 9:46 AM #16

Onimusha

Yo bro!

Posts: 2,295

I'd be nice if I could get the Onimusha without the "." at the end. I doubt whoever has the original ever signs on here.

"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn

2009-03-06, 9:54 AM #17

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Originally posted by LividDK27:

Only if your old account had no posts. Otherwise, deleting the user would cause all of your old posts to be referred to as "Guest".

2009-03-06, 9:58 AM #18

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

zanardi

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2009-03-06, 10:18 AM #19

LividDK

One Angry Monkey

Posts: 3,413

Originally posted by Cool Matty:

Only if your old account had no posts. Otherwise, deleting the user would cause all of your old posts to be referred to as "Guest".

I just checked using the search, and the other account only seems to have 9 posts. The latest of which was from a thread in 2004. If it's still a problem then I don't mind.

2009-03-06, 10:50 AM #20

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

If it helps you can just change the name of the old account to Superscouse.

nope.

2009-03-06, 10:51 AM #21

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Cool Matty:

4. You will be required to keep this name for at least one full year. Ask me again for a change before then and I'll name you Friend##. :rant:

I vote for the name to be Spartacus##

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-03-06, 12:09 PM #22

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

Can I have the 5 removed? There should be a sugarless floating around somewhere and that's me. I registered, forgot my password and the password for my e-mail and instead of contacting admins (I was like 14) I just re-registered as sugarless5

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-03-06, 12:33 PM #23

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Everyone have had their names changed. The ones with conflicting names were deleted (as they had no posts, despite their postcounts saying otherwise).

2009-03-06, 12:33 PM #24

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2009-03-06, 12:35 PM #25

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

Thanks!

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-03-06, 12:37 PM #26

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

My title....D:

I was just joking

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-03-06, 12:38 PM #27

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

hahahaha

2009-03-06, 12:39 PM #28

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

hahaha I like it

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-03-06, 12:40 PM #29

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Originally posted by Jep:

My title....D:

I was just joking

I was going to make it your username but I wasn't sure if vb's username column was large enough to hold it. :suicide:

2009-03-06, 12:42 PM #30

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

SF_ElMaco_LightPuglerGlow

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2009-03-06, 12:44 PM #31

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Cool Matty:

I was going to make it your username but I wasn't sure if vb's username column was large enough to hold it. :suicide:

hahaha

I'll get you for this Cool Matty! :argh:

I'll get youuuuuuuuu!

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-03-06, 1:04 PM #32

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Ridiculously long fake name custom title crew represent!

Stuff

2009-03-06, 1:41 PM #33

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

I usually am known as Jon on most forums, but we already have a Jon'C

Can I be Sesto? (Most people call me this, as my last name is Del Sesto)

Think while it's still legal.

2009-03-06, 1:53 PM #34

Anakin9012

The humor went right over his head

Posts: 1,274

Can I get it changed to Qwerty McUiop 1776? I go by that on MSN, and my email is similar.

2009-03-06, 2:20 PM #35

Tracer

El Duderino.

Posts: 6,321

Can we change my name to Gebohq?

COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

2009-03-06, 2:41 PM #36

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

*Runs off to register accounts under the names that everyone wants*

2009-03-06, 3:01 PM #37

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

If I asked to be named Slug, will Brian ban me? :awesome:

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-03-06, 3:20 PM #38

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Ugh kyle's and Jep's custom titles are longer than mine

2009-03-06, 3:28 PM #39

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

why, martyn? why?

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2009-03-06, 3:28 PM #40

Onimusha

Yo bro!

Posts: 2,295

Thanks CM, appreciate it.

Maybe a custom title of "villiage idiot" is in order :XD:

"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn