No, the title does NOT say "Smallville".

Some interesting developments in my community over the last couple of days. I'm posting them out of chronological order on purpose.

Part I: It began a few years ago, when a local doctor was charged with over-prescribing medications, resulting in the deaths of a few people. He was restricted by the Arkansas State Medical Board, and not allowed to prescribe medicine.

Part III: The ATF arrested the local doctor Wednesday night, because he had several grenades and other large explosives at his house.

So at this point, I'm thinking, ok, the guy is a wacko. Then my wife reminded me of part 2.

Part II: Last month, the head of the State Medical Board was severely injured when his van exploded in his driveway. It was ruled a car bomb, but there have been no suspects. Dude is still in the hospital.

Coincidence? I think not!! Detective Chewy is on the case!

A teacher helping the police solve crime.

Start writing books and you're Angela Lansbury.

If your police aren't thick, they would find pieces of the bomb left over from the car and compare it to what was found at the doctor's home. Tools used to make bombs can leave impressions on the objects they are used upon.

As a detective, I think I would be.... um.... probably lousy. I'm a lousy writer too.

Jessica Fletcher was never a detective.

just don't get yourself blowed up pl0x.

I always knew chewbubba was actually a superhero.
Teacher by day, The Worlds Greatest Detective by night.

The only new development is the local doctor had over $1,000,000 worth of grenades, machine guns, and a grenade launcher at his home. I figure a typical prescription read like this:
Take Augmentin, Nasonex, and 2 grenades and call me in the morning.

And the local paper is now speculating what I presented in the first post. I guess they're not as dumb as I thought. Maybe they read Massassi too.

Heh, that is scary. Hooray for gun control. I mean, grenade control.

Very enthusiatic about birth control, was he?

It's probably something to do with Clark Kent.



Oh, um, never mind then.

it sounds like a storyline from CSI

A drunk gunman was apparently on the loose a few blocks away from my school earlier tonight. My school sent out alerts to everyone. He was caught, and I'm willing to bet he shot one person and ran and everyone freaked the **** out.

at first i read that as a drunk german. i was thinking "why would someone freakout just because a german was drunk?"

You apparently aren't the only one

i dont doubt that

Why would someone NOT freak out because a German was drunk?

Then germans got to the ale reserves! Fleeee! Fleeeee for your liivvveeees!

Germans don't get drunk, they just get more and more sober.

because then its called Octoberfest...in March or whatever month it happens to have a drunk German in it.

Funny story - apparently he didn't have a gun at all. They told us all he did, but according to the news, he only had a knife. My entire school and all of our parents were notified because a drunk guy with a knife was on the loose about 12 or 13 blocks away from my school. Oh small towns.

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The last month or so the doctor has been on trial for multiple things, including the bombing of the chairman of the state medical board.

A few moments ago, he was found guilty.

http://www.katv.com/Global/story.asp?S=12948123

I called it first.

Now we just have to wait for sentencing.

This is a big deal around here - it's not everyday a local doctor becomes a terrorist-bomber-attempted-murderer.

Sounds like your wife called it first, but it doesn't seem like that hard of a call to make

Somebody faked his oath.

CALLING JLEE

You should have put some money on this.