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2009-03-06, 10:35 PM #1
So I apologize for adding to the growing number of beer threads, but I truly believe this deserves its own thread.

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Natty Lite :huh:. Friend and I went to a frat party tonight, and all they had to drink was Natty Light.

Friends, Romans, Massassians, this is the worst beer I've ever had. It was like water that had been used to boil corn. It smelled like hay. It lacked alcohol. It was terrible, awful. I feel ashamed of myself now for actually drinking two of them in a misguided quest to catch a buzz.:gbk:

Don't make my mistake, Massassi. Stay clear of Natty Light
Edit: Unless you really like drinking plain seltzer water, in which case it would probably be right up your alley.
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2009-03-06, 10:36 PM #2
You expected better at a frat party?
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2009-03-06, 10:44 PM #3
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
You expected better at a frat party?


Umm.. yeah?
2009-03-06, 10:57 PM #4
There's a line drawn in quality of beer at frat and most college parties, it goes like this:

Pabst, Tecate, Natty Ice
================= Impenetrable Wall (with Corona lights thrown over either side)
Everything Else
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2009-03-06, 11:13 PM #5
Worse then keystone?
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2009-03-06, 11:17 PM #6
I forgot about Keystone, that can be added to the Pabst & etc. side.
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2009-03-07, 12:19 AM #7
Keystone is the same as Coors.
Pissed Off?
2009-03-07, 3:55 AM #8
... I think I was only kidding when I mentioned the sudden rise in beer threads.

And then, once more, my prophecy came true. :tfti:
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2009-03-07, 4:34 AM #9
Don't ever go to Cape Girardeau, Missouri. Not only is it border-line central Alabama down there (whoo for Confederate flags in the bars!), but the beers of choice are Keystone Ice and Natty Light.

Let me reiterate that: given the choice of anything else, they choose to drink Keystone Ice and Natty Light.

*shudder*
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2009-03-07, 6:04 AM #10
I refuse to believe that theres anything worse than Bud.

And I've drank tennants. :colbert:
nope.
2009-03-07, 7:29 AM #11
Originally posted by Baconfish:
I refuse to believe that theres anything worse than Bud.

And I've drank tennants. :colbert:


both pabst and natty light are worse than bud. i have had all three more than a few times .(
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2009-03-07, 7:51 AM #12
Have you never been to a college party before? College students = poor. Crap beer = cheap. There's your explanation.
2009-03-07, 8:02 AM #13
I hate to sound like a broken record, but why dont frats wise up and go with the good cheap stuff like Steel Reserve or King Cobra?

And PBR is the best of that group on the one side.
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2009-03-07, 9:05 AM #14
Those are "get pissed" beers. They have no substance and just enough alcohol content that you have to drink a sizable amount to get twisted which keeps you @ the party.

Other beers like Stone, Karl Struass, Unibroue, you drink them for the taste. Getting twisted off of these is a byproduct since they're so ****ing good you want more. Although it doesn't take nearly as much as the "get pissed" beers.
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2009-03-07, 9:34 AM #15
Genesee Cream Ale is the best supercheap beer I've ever had. It doesn't have much flavor, but there's nothing offensive in it like there is with Keystone, et al.
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2009-03-07, 9:42 AM #16
Grainbelt is the drink I've been avoiding at parties. PBR is always there too.

I always bring a case of Newcastle with me when I go to frat parties, and about a an hour into the party, you'll see everyone's got one.

And I don't buy the cheap part. There's a whole wall of "cheap" beers at the place we buy beer, and a great percentage of them are decent. Besides, if you're going to spend money, why would you waste your money and buy something like PBR? That's just flushing money, you ask me. AND it's ASKING for someone to throw up at your party. You buy smart beers, people drink smart. Or so I've found.
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2009-03-07, 9:45 AM #17
Originally posted by JediKirby:
You buy smart beers, people drink smart. Or so I've found.


Are you a part of some sort of ad council? :P
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2009-03-07, 9:51 AM #18
never even heard of that beer... come to Canada, get the good stuff. US beers suck.
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2009-03-07, 9:55 AM #19
Originally posted by Onimusha:
Worse then keystone?


Natty light is the poorest example of beer I can imagine, and that includes ancient Mesopotamian beer that they would mix with water and have bits of straw floating around in it.

Check the BeerAdvocate link; I'm pretty sure Keystone is higher rated.
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2009-03-07, 9:56 AM #20
Nobody in college cares what beer tastes like that is the problem
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2009-03-07, 10:08 AM #21
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
You expected better at a frat party?


Kappa Sigma at least drinks bud.


Really though, I don't understand the cheap thing either. It's a lot cheaper to buy other better stuff, as stated, and considering you have to drink ~15 of them to get drunk it's not much cheaper than buying a pack of something else.
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2009-03-07, 10:14 AM #22
Originally posted by zanardi:
Nobody in college cares what beer tastes like that is the problem


Excuse me! I do good sir. I do. I dont drink **** beer. lol
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2009-03-07, 10:46 AM #23
Originally posted by UltimatePotato:
Really though, I don't understand the cheap thing either. It's a lot cheaper to buy other better stuff, as stated, and considering you have to drink ~15 of them to get drunk it's not much cheaper than buying a pack of something else.


When I used to drink natty (yeah so what wanna fight about it) it was cheap, like $5 for a 12 pack. that's cheap
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2009-03-07, 10:50 AM #24
or you could just buy a cheap bottle of vodka for $6 and have an even better time

wooooooo orloffffff!
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2009-03-07, 12:18 PM #25
Originally posted by Grant:
never even heard of that beer... come to Canada, get the good stuff. US beers suck.


I hear Canadians live in igloos too.

Educate yourself and you won't like like an idiot.
Pissed Off?
2009-03-07, 12:31 PM #26
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Grainbelt is the drink I've been avoiding at parties. PBR is always there too.

I always bring a case of Newcastle with me when I go to frat parties, and about a an hour into the party, you'll see everyone's got one.

And I don't buy the cheap part. There's a whole wall of "cheap" beers at the place we buy beer, and a great percentage of them are decent. Besides, if you're going to spend money, why would you waste your money and buy something like PBR? That's just flushing money, you ask me. AND it's ASKING for someone to throw up at your party. You buy smart beers, people drink smart. Or so I've found.


Newcastle Brown is smart beer?

:XD:
nope.
2009-03-07, 12:49 PM #27
I like New Castle. .(
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2009-03-07, 1:17 PM #28
Originally posted by Darth:
Have you never been to a college party before? College students = poor. Crap beer = cheap. There's your explanation.


Dude, even the Dartmouth students drink Keystone Light..and lots of them have more money than brains.

Well, maybe that explains it. :huh:
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2009-03-07, 1:36 PM #29
Originally posted by JLee:
Dude, even the Dartmouth students drink Keystone Light..and lots of them have more money than brains.

Well, maybe that explains it. :huh:


I went to college at an expensive private school, I know how it is. Most kids might have loaded families, but the majority of them don't have much of their own money, so when they're buying beer with their own money, they buy cheap. Those $11 24-packs of Natty or $50 kegs go a long way after all! Plus, cheapo water beer is better designed for mass consumption since it isn't very filling, so it's perfect for drinking games and such.
2009-03-07, 2:19 PM #30
These parents are dropping $60K/yr on their fancy schools. I don't think it would go to well if they started asking for more only to find out they're getting loaded instead of getting an education.
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2009-03-07, 5:05 PM #31
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
I like New Castle. .(

So do I, but it was the choice drink of absolutely everyone in the 80s, idiots included. :D
nope.

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