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Man Cooking - if your girlfriend likes it, you're doing it wrong!

2009-03-09, 10:16 PM #1

happydud

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2009-03-09, 10:16 PM #2

happydud

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Also: great randomly selected preview shot... or best randomly selected preview shot?

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2009-03-09, 10:29 PM #3

Deadman

twitches

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I'm gonna go with neither and ick.

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2009-03-09, 10:34 PM #4

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

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That was horrifying. And yet still so awesome.

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2009-03-09, 10:45 PM #5

JLee

Murdered

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That is :eek:!

Everybody likes my cooking. Am I doing it wrong?

woot!

2009-03-09, 10:48 PM #6

genk

doot!

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tenderising meat with a gun

SO AWESOME

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2009-03-09, 10:49 PM #7

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

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it looks like a heart attack waiting to happen...

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2009-03-09, 10:55 PM #8

I am the Stig

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you can use a v8 blender to make it EVEN MORE MANLY

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-03-09, 11:04 PM #9

JLee

Murdered

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woot!

2009-03-10, 12:10 AM #10

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

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lol AWESOME.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-03-10, 5:05 AM #11

The Ego Has Landed

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Why are they talking like idiots? Can't they just talk normal?

2009-03-10, 5:08 AM #12

The Ego Has Landed

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Also : Men do not make their meals look like penises.

2009-03-10, 5:28 AM #13

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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Yuck

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2009-03-10, 6:04 AM #14

kyle90

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Man Cooking - if you still *HAVE* a girlfriend when you're done, you are doing it wrong!

Stuff

2009-03-10, 6:14 AM #15

Baconfish

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MANLY THINGS LEAN TO THE LEFT!*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

My penis leans ever so slightly left.

nope.

2009-03-10, 10:31 AM #16

andreawesome

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thats more than i ever needed to know baconfish.

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2009-03-10, 10:42 AM #17

kyle90

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Pics or it didn't happen

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2009-03-10, 10:44 AM #18

Baconfish

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Check your inbox.

:ninja:

nope.

2009-03-10, 10:50 AM #19

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

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probably photoshopped. i wouldnt trust it kyle.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-03-10, 11:02 AM #20

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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Dude, its like.... a toothpick!

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2009-03-10, 11:31 AM #21

kyle90

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Refreshed inbox several times, item never showed up. A--- would not buy again

Stuff

2009-03-10, 11:42 AM #22

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

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Originally posted by JM:

Also : Men do not make their meals look like penises.

how would you know

:master::master::master:

2009-03-10, 11:51 AM #23

Martyn

The Daddy

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That was so wonderfully WROANG.

The bits without the voices were funniest.

And I was going to post what mb did too - BRICKS AND BOVRIL.

2009-03-10, 12:21 PM #24

Baconfish

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Mmmm, Bovril.

nope.

2009-03-10, 1:07 PM #25

Archerzz

Registered User

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That looks freaking delicious. I want one, also i bet a layer of sourcrout would make it even better.:awesome:

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2009-03-10, 4:06 PM #26

Ransom and Jeff

Ransom Note

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So apparently it's manly to eat things shaped like dicks.

There...are...FOUR...lights!

2009-03-10, 4:12 PM #27

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

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All the best foods are shaped like dicks.

2009-03-10, 4:55 PM #28

Baconfish

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Good job I found the image of Rob in my toast.

nope.

2009-03-10, 9:25 PM #29

Avenger

Positive!

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Hahaha.

One time my brother and I were talking to my sister in law about our older brother's cooking and she made a comment about how he used bacon in everything. My younger brother and I each looked at each other and said "What's wrong with that?" at the exact same time. It was hilarious.

Pissed Off?