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2009-03-09, 11:00 PM #1

Mirthy

Registered User

Posts: 218

MB!

I wanted to let the forum know, that MB is totally my internet crush and that I'd love to cuddle up to that tubby* goofball any day!

Post your internet crushes!

*by tubby I meant Fat, overweight, voluptuous, bovine, rotund, obese, and hefty.

Mirthy

King James the 1st- “I will not give a turd for thy preaching”

2009-03-09, 11:02 PM #2

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

mb isn't tubby hes fat get with it

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2009-03-09, 11:08 PM #3

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

Martyn is my internet crush

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2009-03-09, 11:11 PM #4

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

I don't have one.

Accepting applications tho'

o.0

2009-03-09, 11:18 PM #5

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

mb loves that text. Excellent approach

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-03-09, 11:26 PM #6

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

I don't have one.

woot!

2009-03-09, 11:27 PM #7

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

I still want Flexor. Don't tell.

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ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ

2009-03-09, 11:32 PM #8

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

oooooo too many to mention.

Ok, so Landy, Shintock, and Jeppy are my worst offenders. I've said it now.

But the rest of you know who you are (yes you, fatty).

2009-03-09, 11:54 PM #9

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

what about Ashley, kirb?

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2009-03-10, 12:02 AM #10

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

im gonna have to say Sarn since i married the guy.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-03-10, 12:07 AM #11

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

jeff goldblum... im doing it wrong huh?

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2009-03-10, 12:11 AM #12

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

yeah you are. its Goldblum.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-03-10, 12:51 AM #13

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Originally posted by andreawesome:

yeah you are. its Goldblum.

you cant prove anything!
:ninja:

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2009-03-10, 1:05 AM #14

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Martyn

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2009-03-10, 1:26 AM #15

LordVirus

Are you my mommy?

Posts: 554

Kedri -- He's the man with the Massassi Credit Card to my heart.

"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..." -genk
His pot is blacker than his kettle!

2009-03-10, 1:49 AM #16

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

It's totally Rob. :ninja:

DO NOT WANT.

2009-03-10, 2:37 AM #17

Ransom and Jeff

Ransom Note

Posts: 198

Originally posted by Greenboy:

I don't have one.

That's a first.

There...are...FOUR...lights!

2009-03-10, 4:26 AM #18

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

It's someone not from Massassi

Stuff

2009-03-10, 4:31 AM #19

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

My lawyer told me not to answer this question. :awesome:

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-03-10, 4:33 AM #20

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

I like boys now!

2009-03-10, 6:01 AM #21

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

all the *****es have internets crushes on me

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2009-03-10, 6:05 AM #22

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

I'm torn between NoESC and petmc.

:ninja:

nope.

2009-03-10, 7:41 AM #23

gbk

Posts: 10,562

I guess I'm just damn unlovable.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2009-03-10, 7:52 AM #24

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

I'm only in it for the sex.

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

2009-03-10, 9:47 AM #25

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

always had a net-crush on maevie.

and schming....>.>

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2009-03-10, 9:51 AM #26

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

2009-03-10, 9:54 AM #27

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Edit : We need to get the delete post feature back. Its ridiculous not to have one.

I always found sugarless and maevie to be attractive women.

Oh gawd here comes the restraining orders :awesome:

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-03-10, 10:09 AM #28

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

who let mb make a thread under a new name?

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-03-10, 10:09 AM #29

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

kyle90, sugarless, jonC

I like smarts

2009-03-10, 10:20 AM #30

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Originally posted by Ford:

always had a net-crush on maevie.

and schming....>.>

Schming is dreamy.

:awesome:

nope.

2009-03-10, 10:57 AM #31

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:

all the *****es have internets crushes on me

despite me referring to them as *****es

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2009-03-10, 11:00 AM #32

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Originally posted by genk:

what about Ashley, kirb?

Ashley's a dirty whore.

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2009-03-10, 11:02 AM #33

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Grizmath, Achelois, and the always stunning Ruthven :ninja:

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2009-03-10, 11:08 AM #34

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

zully

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-03-10, 11:14 AM #35

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

My e-crush has a first name it's

L - A - N - D

My e-crush has a second name, it's

F - I - S -H

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2009-03-10, 11:47 AM #36

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

and if you got married you'd be fishfish

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2009-03-10, 11:51 AM #37

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Or just a couple off fat gay guys.

2009-03-10, 12:05 PM #38

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

Haha, oh girls.

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2009-03-10, 12:08 PM #39

Temperamental

Sarcastic, too.

Posts: 3,246

Rob.

Because I absolutely LOVE[/i] big dicks.

2009-03-10, 12:10 PM #40

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Originally posted by Mirthy:

I wanted to let the forum know, that MB is totally my internet crush

how many times do I have to tell you, I've got a ring!

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.