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How many people can you name?

2009-03-13, 12:01 AM #41

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Originally posted by Ford:

there is evidence jesus existed. just no evidence that he did any of the crazy **** in the bible.

or that he looked anything like he does in the paintings.
actually I think there was evidence to the contrary... but that's controversy for another thread.

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-03-13, 1:20 AM #42

CaveDemon

Banned?

Posts: 1,694

Originally posted by Squirrel King:

vito corleone did not exist.

but marlon brando did

Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.

2009-03-13, 4:48 AM #43

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Deadman:

or that he looked anything like he does in the paintings.
actually I think there was evidence to the contrary... but that's controversy for another thread.

The first depiction of Jesus with a beard was in a 400(ish) AD painting, so yea, its unlikely that he looked anything as the way he is depicted in modern art.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-03-13, 7:02 AM #44

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Originally posted by Freelancer:

This is for people who actually existed

He existed he just didn't perform any of the magic tricks.

Also, can you tell me what Jesus looks like?

plox?

nope.

2009-03-13, 5:59 PM #45

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

Originally posted by Ford:

there is evidence jesus existed. just no evidence that he did any of the crazy **** in the bible.

Then why is Captain Picard 31?

2009-03-13, 6:06 PM #46

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Contrary to your belief, Patrick Stewart exists.

nope.

2009-03-13, 6:10 PM #47

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

Why is Moses on there then...im so lost

2009-03-13, 6:13 PM #48

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Moses also existed.

nope.

2009-03-13, 6:25 PM #49

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

But Jesus didnt? come on, im not religious at all but Moses did was crazier stuff than jesus, why have Moses but no Jesus

2009-03-13, 6:28 PM #50

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

...Jesus existed, we already established that.

The thing about Moses in the painting is he's dividing the red sea, unfortunately you can't show Jesus without a nice chunk of space and showing him being crucified or trying to feed 5000 people.

nope.

2009-03-13, 9:35 PM #51

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Maybe Jesus is the Waldo of this picture.
The object of the picture is for you to find Jesus.
It's religious subliminal messaging!

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-03-14, 7:04 AM #52

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

I just wanted a cascade of hypnotoad.

nope.

2009-03-14, 8:20 PM #53

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

Answerz plz??

I want to use this next time I need a quiz at work and definitlely cant be bothered naming them all myself.

The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

2009-03-14, 8:58 PM #54

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

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2009-03-15, 12:24 AM #55

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

asdlkjflkjoaiiiejfskjfd

BAH. blind.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-03-16, 12:38 PM #56

Mirthy

Registered User

Posts: 218

Interesting group.... I love Putin in this pic... he's in Keds..

Mirthy

King James the 1st- “I will not give a turd for thy preaching”

2009-03-16, 12:50 PM #57

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Originally posted by Jay:

2009-03-16, 12:53 PM #58

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by Jay:

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-03-16, 12:57 PM #59

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Originally posted by Jay:

2009-03-16, 12:59 PM #60

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Originally posted by Jay:

2009-03-16, 1:09 PM #61

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

....i hate you all.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-03-16, 1:18 PM #62

llibja

RotM_igotissues

Posts: 2,005

^^ you did it wrong

Originally posted by Jay:

"Honey, you got real ugly."

2009-03-16, 1:24 PM #63

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Originally posted by Jay:

How long can you guys stare at it without your eyeballs bleeding and getting a migraine headache?

2009-03-16, 4:03 PM #64

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

about the time it took me to scroll all the way down. i can get headaches pretty easily. i get that from my mom. she had to take all sorts of meds for them. sometimes they dont work so she just makes herself throw up and theyll go away.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.