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Fear the Chuck Norris Rebellion

2009-03-16, 8:03 AM #41

Anakin9012

The humor went right over his head

Posts: 1,274

Originally posted by Jon`C:

Are you kidding? Illiterate people are the most dangerous because they have no opportunity to educate themselves. They'll believe whatever a personal authority figure - in this case, Chuck Norris - tells them to do.

Why do you think Al Qaeda recruitment is so high in Pakistan but so low in Egypt?

True. You don't need to be literate to use a gun, either.

2009-03-16, 9:04 AM #42

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

As an illiterate Southerner I was not offended by the diagram because I can't read it. :v:

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2009-03-16, 10:11 AM #43

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

Anyway, as the saying goes: illiterate southerners have more fun.

Warhead[97]

2009-03-16, 11:36 AM #44

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

I thought that was just because I was blonde.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2009-03-18, 5:52 PM #45

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

This place is boring now that no one yells at each other anymore.

Warhead[97]

2009-03-18, 6:30 PM #46

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

I quite enjoy it.

2009-03-18, 7:18 PM #47

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

SCREW YOU BOB!

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-03-18, 7:26 PM #48

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

AND YOU GO TO HELL, FREDERICK.

2009-03-18, 7:30 PM #49

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

WHO THE HELL IS FREDERICK?

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-03-18, 7:45 PM #50

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

ARE YOU REALLY THAT DENSE :carl::hist101::neckbeard::hist101::carl:

2009-03-18, 7:52 PM #51

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

oh that's IT
I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP SABER! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-03-18, 7:59 PM #52

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

**** OFF, IGNORAMUS. YAY FOR OVERGENERALIZATIONS. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: WHY DO U CARE so much about popularity ON INTERNET :master::tfti::master:

sheesh:suicide:

2009-03-18, 8:37 PM #53

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

That's close enough! :v:

Warhead[97]

2009-03-18, 9:33 PM #54

Wuss

Admits it.

Posts: 2,113

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2009-03-18, 11:37 PM #55

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

Hmm... this rebellion sounds awesome.. CAN I JOIN?

Nothing to see here, move along.

2009-03-20, 8:29 AM #56

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

No. You can, however, work in the gardens.

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2009-03-20, 8:51 AM #57

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

heh heh. "gardens"

2009-03-20, 8:56 AM #58

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Originally posted by Commander 598:

Also, as a literate Southerner, at first I was offended by this diagram, then I remembered that I don't care.

i was offended by that diagram because it closely resembles the mastercard logo...

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2009-03-20, 12:47 PM #59

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:

Hmm... this rebellion sounds awesome.. CAN I JOIN?

NO! Americans only! Make up your own war! Don't you have drug cartels to fight?

Warhead[97]