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Airplane!
2004-08-21, 6:59 AM #1
I've just seen this movie (actually twice within a couple days) and I loved it! It's a true 80's comedy classic.

Some random stills (copyright whoever):

[http://members.cox.net/whooz/Airplane/Airplane-01.jpg]

[http://members.cox.net/whooz/Airplane/Airplane-02.jpg]

[http://members.cox.net/whooz/Airplane/Airplane-03.jpg]

[http://members.cox.net/whooz/Airplane/Airplane-04.jpg]

[http://members.cox.net/whooz/Airplane/Airplane-05.jpg]

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I pretend to be." -Janis Joplin
2004-08-21, 6:59 AM #2
[http://members.cox.net/whooz/Airplane/Airplane-06.jpg]

[http://members.cox.net/whooz/Airplane/Airplane-07.jpg]

[http://members.cox.net/whooz/Airplane/Airplane-08.jpg]

[http://members.cox.net/whooz/Airplane/Airplane-09.jpg]

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I pretend to be." -Janis Joplin
2004-08-21, 7:01 AM #3
I like airplane 2. Its essentially the same movie, except replace airport with space shuttle port. And earth with the moon.

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2004-08-21, 7:03 AM #4
and inflatable pilot with psycho computer.... they even keep the oral sex joke

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!
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2004-08-21, 7:04 AM #5
Airplane 2: The Sequel? I need to check that out, too.

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I pretend to be." -Janis Joplin
2004-08-21, 7:04 AM #6
God I love Airplane! I have to see it again, one of the funniest movies I have seen.

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2004-08-21, 7:15 AM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
[http://members.cox.net/whooz/Airplane/Airplane-05.jpg]

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The guy on the right is awesome. >.>

Leslie Nielsen is great too. That movie is uber and stuff.

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2004-08-21, 7:48 AM #8
Uh, isn't it 'aeroplane'?
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2004-08-21, 7:55 AM #9
I have a drinking problem.
2004-08-21, 7:56 AM #10
I think both movies are funny. I liked them.

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2004-08-21, 7:57 AM #11
Nope. It's Airplane.
2004-08-21, 7:59 AM #12
Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious... And don't call me Shirley.

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2004-08-21, 8:10 AM #13
I afternoon delight Airplane.

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2004-08-21, 8:40 AM #14
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jedi Legend:
I have a drinking problem.</font>


Qutoed for truth.

Why is that line funny every time?!

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2004-08-21, 8:56 AM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious... And don't call me Shirley.

</font>


I LOVE that line!
2004-08-21, 9:05 AM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
Leslie Nielsen is great too. That movie is uber and stuff.

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That's Lloyd Bridges [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Pissed Off?
2004-08-21, 9:23 AM #17
I just want to let you know we're all counting on you. Good luck.

What made that line truly priceless was when Nielsen said it in Scary Movie 3. Best damn part of the movie.

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2004-08-21, 10:11 AM #18
"What can you make of this?"
"I could make a hat... or a brooch... or a pteridactyl..."

It looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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2004-08-21, 10:52 AM #19
Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Hanging Lady : Nervous?
Ted Striker : Yes.
Hanging Lady : First time?
Ted Striker : No, I've been nervous lots of times

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

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LONG LIVE DREAMCAST!!!
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2004-08-21, 1:30 PM #20
That movie had me in hysterics.

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2004-08-21, 1:36 PM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
That's Lloyd Bridges [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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I didn't mean him. I meant Leslie Nielsen. Bridges gets great once the glue enters the picture. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.
2004-08-21, 5:39 PM #22
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

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2004-08-21, 5:49 PM #23
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
I like airplane 2. Its essentially the same movie, except replace airport with space shuttle port. And earth with the moon.

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There was a second?

Eh, I've yet to see much of the original, so I guess it's not too bad that I didn't know...

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2004-08-21, 6:27 PM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
I didn't mean him. I meant Leslie Nielsen. Bridges gets great once the glue enters the picture. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Got ya [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Pissed Off?
2004-08-21, 7:29 PM #25
I forgot the whole quote, but this the most of it.

Leslie Nielsen: We need to get these people to a hospital!
Flight Attendant: What is it!!
Leslie Nielsen: A big building with doctors and nurses, but that’s not important right now.


Oh My Gawd I have to see this movie again!! ARG!

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Kill Your Idols!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-08-21, 8:00 PM #26
Tell me whats happened so far!

"Well, first the earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came. But they got all got too fat and died. Then the arabs came in their BMW's."


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-- Garrison Keeler
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-08-21, 8:41 PM #27
You got this from headquaters.
What is it?
It's a big building with Generals in it, but that's not important right now.

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2004-08-21, 10:08 PM #28
Ted Striker : My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

Elaine Dickinson : When will you be back?

Ted Striker : I can't tell you that. It's classified.

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Rumack : Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?

Elaine Dickinson : No.

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Reporter : What kind of plane is it?

Johnny : Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.

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Steve McCroskey : Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Steve McCroskey : Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

Steve McCroskey : Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Steve McCroskey : Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

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Roger Murdock : We have clearance Clarence.

Captain Oveur : Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?

Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over.

Captain Oveur : That's Clarence Oveur. Over.

Tower voice: Roger.

Roger Murdock : Huh?

Tower voice: Roger, over.

Roger Murdock : Huh?

Captain Oveur : Huh?

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Captain Oveur : You ever been in a cockpit before?

Joey : No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

Captain Oveur : You ever seen a grown man naked?

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Rumack : What was it we had for dinner tonight?

Elaine Dickinson : Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.

Rumack : Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

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<3 Airplane!

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2004-08-22, 5:28 AM #29
<3 airplane, although if I had to pick one classic comedy movie, it would be blazing saddles.

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2004-08-22, 6:13 AM #30
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

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