Ted Striker : My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson : When will you be back?
Ted Striker : I can't tell you that. It's classified.
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Rumack : Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?
Elaine Dickinson : No.
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Reporter : What kind of plane is it?
Johnny : Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.
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Steve McCroskey : Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Steve McCroskey : Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Steve McCroskey : Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Steve McCroskey : Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
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Roger Murdock : We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur : Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over.
Captain Oveur : That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock : Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock : Huh?
Captain Oveur : Huh?
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Captain Oveur : You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey : No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur : You ever seen a grown man naked?
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Rumack : What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson : Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
Rumack : Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.
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<3 Airplane!
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