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I'm not Irish and neither are you by the sound of things

2009-03-17, 7:50 AM #1

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

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St Paddy's Day.

nope.

2009-03-17, 8:41 AM #2

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

Last year at 2am on St. Patty's Day (well, the morning after) I saw a persons body parts being literally picked up off the highway. We view this holiday all wrong. Don't drink and drive people!

Think while it's still legal.

2009-03-17, 9:12 AM #3

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

Exactly! It can be tough to find the cup holders for you beer so late at night. Drink then drive! Use common sense!

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2009-03-17, 9:31 AM #4

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

There will always be idiots who drink and drive, regardless if its a holiday or not.

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2009-03-17, 9:41 AM #5

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

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Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-03-17, 9:45 AM #6

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

We're all Irish today.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2009-03-17, 9:49 AM #7

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-03-17, 10:54 AM #8

Mirthy

Registered User

Posts: 218

I've had this in my head allll day....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK2Lx_gSr5k

Mirthy

King James the 1st- “I will not give a turd for thy preaching”

2009-03-17, 11:18 AM #9

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Had lunch at the irish pub, drank some guiness, and my friends and I spoke in irish accents all day.

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-03-17, 11:21 AM #10

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

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Waiting for work to be over so I can go play music in the street and go drinking.

The city I live in was ranked the best St Patrick's Day City in the United States by some magazine or something, so I'm pretty excited.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2009-03-17, 11:46 AM #11

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

it's st patricks day i'm irish and i'm sick. fml

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2009-03-17, 12:00 PM #12

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

I don't own anything green, I feel like a tool.

2009-03-17, 12:00 PM #13

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

Just another day here

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2009-03-17, 12:00 PM #14

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

Originally posted by Mirthy:

I've had this in my head allll day....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK2Lx_gSr5k

I was going to post this if you hadn't. Excellent.

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-03-17, 12:12 PM #15

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

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This is my favorite St. Patrick's Day Song

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2009-03-17, 12:18 PM #16

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

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This is the second best

On a sidenote, if you ever get a chance to see them live, take it. They're definitely one of the best live bands I've ever seen.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2009-03-17, 12:50 PM #17

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

flogging molly <3 i got my old gym teacher into them. he was straight off the boat irish.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-03-17, 1:08 PM #18

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

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I am not wearing green~!

2009-03-17, 1:19 PM #19

Anakin-Paul

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just watched the Irish Simpsons, good fun, hmm might goto pub and get a swift Guinness in me

Flying over there some were...

2009-03-17, 2:06 PM #20

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

Makes me want to watch The Wire.

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2009-03-17, 2:10 PM #21

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

I still have to see the last season

2009-03-17, 2:21 PM #22

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

i forgot it was st patricks day but still i put on a green shirt

and i am part irish

that also explains why the leprechaun movies are on TV right now

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-03-17, 2:22 PM #23

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

god such horribly horrible movies.

funny though.

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2009-03-17, 2:23 PM #24

Aglar

Aglaristrator

Posts: 3,978

I'm always Irish on St. Patrick's Day.

2009-03-17, 2:53 PM #25

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

I'm something like 10-25% Irish. I think a few Irish wenches worked their way into my family tree. :XD:

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2009-03-17, 3:05 PM #26

Anakin9012

The humor went right over his head

Posts: 1,274

I think I'm Irish too, although not 100%...

2009-03-17, 3:12 PM #27

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

went to NYC -

first drink at Penn station (wtf lame)
Second at some lame place down the road.

Bonus - Saw a ferrari F40

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-03-17, 3:36 PM #28

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

My name is Patrick. I'm part Irish. I'm going to be intoxicated.

2009-03-17, 3:38 PM #29

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

I'm not even close to being Irish.

The most foreign I am is 0.8% German.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2009-03-17, 3:48 PM #30

Cloud

Big, White, and PuffyY

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Just another day for me. I never was into drinking.

2009-03-17, 4:12 PM #31

Anakin9012

The humor went right over his head

Posts: 1,274

I've never known my ethnicity in percentages. How is it done?

2009-03-17, 4:30 PM #32

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

i havent had any alcohol since sept....i wonder what would happen if i drank today..hmm

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-03-17, 4:45 PM #33

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Originally posted by SiliconC:

My name is Patrick. I'm part Irish. I'm going to be intoxicated.

For a second I thought you were mocking me

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-03-17, 7:12 PM #34

LividDK

One Angry Monkey

Posts: 3,413

I just got home from work. We got green Guinness bar staff t-shirts. Now I'm going to have a few beers to numb the pain and then sleep.

Happy Paddy's Day, you drunken bar stewards.

2009-03-17, 7:44 PM #35

BombayZeus

NDNmojo.

Posts: 1,203

"To me it look like a leprechaun to me..."

2009-03-17, 9:25 PM #36

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Deutschland > Ireland

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

2009-03-17, 9:36 PM #37

Anakin9012

The humor went right over his head

Posts: 1,274

NAZI!

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2009-03-18, 12:42 AM #38

Martyn

The Daddy

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Patron Saint of Engineers, Excluded People and the Bog-Trotters.

I'm allowed to get ratted

2009-03-18, 9:18 AM #39

Onimusha

Yo bro!

Posts: 2,295

I would die happy if I ever heard this sung in a pub.

"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn

2009-03-18, 2:42 PM #40

Couchman

Idaho Potato

Posts: 2,282

Originally posted by Anakin9012:

I've never known my ethnicity in percentages. How is it done?

Mother = 100% Polish
Father = 100% Irish

Offspring = 50% Irish and 50% Polish