Massassi Forums Logo

This is the static archive of the Massassi Forums. The forums are closed indefinitely. Thanks for all the memories!

You can also download Super Old Archived Message Boards from when Massassi first started.

"View" counts are as of the day the forums were archived, and will no longer increase.

☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → drunken pranks
drunken pranks
2009-03-17, 5:00 PM #1
pranks you did to people or people did to you while drunk.

AAAAAND GO!

[http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g139/BelovedBreakdown/Ivan.jpg]

my older brother passed out...
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-17, 5:06 PM #2
That's pretty lame.
2009-03-17, 5:09 PM #3
whatever. your face is pretty lame.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-17, 5:10 PM #4
.
Attachment: 21545/wyatt-condom1.jpg (55,553 bytes)
.
2009-03-17, 5:20 PM #5
I got 5 bucks on CM removing that.
2009-03-17, 5:23 PM #6
is that...filled?
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-17, 5:27 PM #7
[http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g139/BelovedBreakdown/51604632_l.jpg]

my friend ryan...he had work the next morning
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-17, 5:30 PM #8
I'm too drunk to pull pranks when I'm drunk.
nope.
2009-03-17, 5:38 PM #9
I once wrote "I love Claudine" with permanent marker all over my passed out friend's arm. Claudine was a girl who had a crush on him, when we were in highschool. He disliked her very much, mostly because she was HUGE, self-centered, dramatic and pure annoying.

Poor guy had to wear a long sleeve short for two or three days in the hottest days of early june. Though the original wash faded the text he was unable to make is all go away. It took 2 or 3 washes for it to be fully gone.

Ohhh did he hate me.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-03-17, 5:51 PM #10
It didn't take 2 or 3 washes; it took 2 or 3 days for all the skin cells you poisoned to die and reach the surface.
2009-03-17, 10:32 PM #11
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA...im sorry.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-17, 10:44 PM #12
dwunken pwanks
2009-03-17, 11:12 PM #13
My friends and I are good about not doing pranks while drunk
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-03-18, 5:13 AM #14
I'm too lazy to resize the pics, but I wrote the typical <3 penis, I am gay, etc, on my friends brand new dickies.
aparently he was quite found of them and his going to be very pissed when he wakes up. Which is why I woke up at 7am and got the hell out of there.
2009-03-18, 10:26 AM #15
nice. we didnt drink yesterday, so no pranks :(
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-18, 10:30 AM #16
one time my friend got really drunk and passed out, and i burned his house down

hilarious
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-03-18, 10:34 AM #17
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
one time my friend got really drunk and passed out, and i burned his house down

hilarious


BURNED!
2009-03-18, 5:14 PM #18
this one time i burned my roommate's house down as a joke but then later i found out that wasn't funny
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2009-03-18, 6:11 PM #19
it's probably just that your delivery wasn't very good
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-03-18, 6:24 PM #20
Originally posted by andreawesome:
[http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g139/BelovedBreakdown/51604632_l.jpg]

my friend ryan...he had work the next morning


I've gone to work 100% shamed before.
I had "I love Bob (he was our boss) dick" all over my face and body and the typical penises and stuff.
I worked for a couple hours with it on. He just nervously laughed and ignored me for the rest of the day.
2009-03-18, 7:27 PM #21
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
I had "I love Bob (he was our boss) dick" all over my face and body and the typical penises and stuff.


Are you guys getting drunk with eight year olds or something? Seriously.

The "I love Claudine" one has been the only clever/funny prank posted so far. The rest are just :suicide:
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2009-03-18, 7:32 PM #22
The people doing the shaming are really wasted, what do you expect?
2009-03-18, 7:51 PM #23
Even drunk off my *** I still don't find the word penis ridiculously funny.
The big shame in these cases isn't "I have writing on my face" it's "I have complete idiots for friends"
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2009-03-18, 8:19 PM #24
Originally posted by Deadman:
Are you guys getting drunk with eight year olds or something? Seriously.

The "I love Claudine" one has been the only clever/funny prank posted so far. The rest are just :suicide:


You realize these pranks are pulled while drunk, right? You honestly expect originality?

[edit: Squirrel King beat me to it, it seems.]
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2009-03-18, 9:59 PM #25
I left my friends hand in a bucket of warm water one time. Heh.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-03-18, 10:01 PM #26
does that work?
2009-03-18, 10:03 PM #27
i cant imagine it would. i mean i never have to use the bathroom when i wash dishes for a long period of time. and i always use warm water.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-18, 10:10 PM #28
sarn, all i have to say is this: don't get drunk around her
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2009-03-18, 10:21 PM #29
I don't know, I tested it on him, but he probably pissed himself from being drunk. Thats probably where the myth comes from.

It would make a good idea for mythbusters though.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-03-18, 10:22 PM #30
hes already been drunk around me. a few times.

also...
[http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g139/BelovedBreakdown/IMG00714.jpg]
my niece. shes 6. shes not really drinking that. she was holding it for my dad so my alcoholic dog wouldnt drink it.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-18, 10:23 PM #31
lies
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2009-03-18, 10:26 PM #32
yeah you caught me. thats actually me and its a picture of the day i started drinking
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-18, 10:28 PM #33
Originally posted by Onimusha:

It would make a good idea for mythbusters though.


It would be their best myth in a while.

↑ Up to the top!