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Washed my truck today
2009-03-22, 7:18 PM #41
I heard Vauxhalls are a pretty solid performer as well. Hell even Jeremy likes some of them.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-03-22, 7:23 PM #42
[http://www.masterpiecepumpkins.com/Graphics/FOX-HowieLong%20%20_orig.jpg]

Howie says, "Nice truck... if you're a woman."
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-03-22, 7:35 PM #43
Originally posted by Baconfish:
I can't think of a bad ford at the moment, but then again we don't get pickups because nobody buys them.


Ranger.
woot!
2009-03-22, 7:44 PM #44
And the ford exploder.
2009-03-22, 8:27 PM #45
Found on Road Dead
Fix Or Recall Daily
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2009-03-22, 8:33 PM #46
****ing Orgasmic Racing Dragster
2009-03-22, 8:36 PM #47
I loved my Ford truck, but I have no allusions of it sucking.
Both foot steps fell off. Driver door didn't latch (my fault.. it would swing open unless you held on to it on right turns) back latch didn't open (as with most trucks 10+ years old) BOTH gas tanks leaked and needed replacement, and oh man I could go on with the repairs I put into it.
I have a similar year Subaru now and only problem I've had so far is a busted headlight and broken exhaust (Aside from the Head gasket blowing ... that was a pricey one)

OH WAIT ALL CARS SUCK.


Best part of this truck, my brothers friend rigged it so you could start it without a key. (all you had to do was jam something in the key hole and turn) and it was SO easy to break into. I'm the guy who looses his keys all the time. So this was so awesome.
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2009-03-22, 8:37 PM #48
[edit]I have to edit MY post because you edited yours ,'/[/edit]
[quote=Squirrel King]I loved my Ford truck, but I have no allusions of it sucking.[/quote]

I do:

It was of sturdy construction, but that didn't stop it from sucking much in the way that Squirrel King's Ford Truck did.
2009-03-22, 8:56 PM #49
As much as I hated it, I loved it.
And it was weird, people would give me compliments ALL THE TIME. (I guess that was just because I was living in bum****nowhere, Maine at the time)

Seriously. It had several dents and a HUGE bondo spot. "That's a nice truck you got there..." .. "Yea it's ****ing 13 years old, you want to buy it?"

That truck went through hell and back. I ran it without a starter for 2 months haha. (I knew every hill in town)
2009-03-23, 6:39 AM #50
Originally posted by JLee:
Ranger.

Originally posted by ME:
but then again we don't get pickups because nobody buys them.


And they don't sell the explorer outside of North America. :P
nope.
2009-03-23, 9:47 AM #51
Off of trucks, my mustang is 10 years old and runs like she was brand new. Only problem I ever had was rebuilding the engine because the moron before me beat the crap out of it at the track. After I did that, runs smoother then a ferrari. =P
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-03-23, 9:49 AM #52
Originally posted by Onimusha:
Off of trucks, my mustang is 10 years old and runs like she was brand new. Only problem I ever had was rebuilding the engine because the moron before me beat the crap out of it at the track. After I did that, runs smoother then a ferrari. =P


Just about anything will run great with a rebuilt engine. :P

Tracks are fun. Probably worth rebuilding an engine. :D
woot!
2009-03-23, 9:53 AM #53
Originally posted by Baconfish:
I can't think of a bad ford at the moment, but then again we don't get pickups because nobody buys them.


Pinto.
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2009-03-23, 12:00 PM #54
Originally posted by llibja:
Pinto.

...That hasn't been made since the 80s.

:carl:
nope.
2009-03-23, 12:05 PM #55
lebaron>pinto
2009-03-23, 4:20 PM #56
Quote:
Tracks are fun. Probably worth rebuilding an engine.


Bringing her out this summer. I'll post the timeslip. Have you brought your car out at all?
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-03-23, 4:36 PM #57
Why the vehicle ***-shots?
2009-03-23, 4:49 PM #58
Originally posted by Brian:
Why the vehicle ***-shots?


Why not?

[http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/826/dsc0065qo2.jpg]
woot!
2009-03-23, 5:09 PM #59
lame!
2009-03-23, 5:23 PM #60
Originally posted by Brian:
lame!


FINE

[http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/4084/snow3xg0.jpg]

[http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3456/dsc0012ta9.jpg]
woot!
2009-03-23, 5:45 PM #61
That's a **** load of snow..
That your boat?
2009-03-23, 6:07 PM #62
HE'S ON A BOAT
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-03-23, 8:21 PM #63
Originally posted by sugarless:
HE'S ON A BOAT

does he got his swim trunks and his flippy floppies?
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-23, 8:26 PM #64
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
That's a **** load of snow..
That your boat?


Yep, it is.

Nope, it's not.

:XD:
woot!
2009-03-23, 8:31 PM #65
Too bad :(
Does (assuming it is) your roommate let you take it out?
2009-03-23, 8:37 PM #66
It belongs to our neighbor (apt attached to the house). I've never asked...not a big boat person...
woot!
2009-03-23, 8:42 PM #67
Boating is awesome. You fail at life.
2009-03-23, 9:22 PM #68
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Boating is awesome. You fail at life.


NO YOU

:colbert:

I've never been into watersports. Give me a sports car and a great road any day.
woot!
2009-03-23, 9:29 PM #69
Fishing off boats=awesome
Spying on camp with naked female counsilers tanning/swimming = awesome
tubing/skiiing/wakeboaring/watver=awesome
2009-03-23, 9:35 PM #70
Not gonna tube, ski or wakeboard behind a sailboat. :P
woot!
2009-03-23, 10:11 PM #71
deep sea fishing is cool. fishing on a boat on a lake...not as cool.

ill take pools and beaches over lakes anyday.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-03-23, 10:47 PM #72
How cum nobody likes the idea of the ****ing Orgasmic Racing Dragster :( :( :'( .( .( :(
2009-03-23, 11:19 PM #73
Originally posted by saberopus:
cum (


:psyduck:
2009-03-24, 5:19 AM #74
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2009-03-24, 5:42 AM #75
oopsie.
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2009-03-24, 5:43 AM #76
Hey JLee you never answered my question, have you brought the MR2 to the 1/4 mile yet??
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-03-24, 5:49 AM #77
Originally posted by Onimusha:
Hey JLee you never answered my question, have you brought the MR2 to the 1/4 mile yet??


Not yet. Hoping for low 13s.
woot!
2009-03-24, 7:10 AM #78
Is she turboed?
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-03-24, 7:26 AM #79
Originally posted by Onimusha:
Is she turboed?


Yep. Pic of when I replaced the turbo gasket:

[http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/5403/turbovh5.jpg]

JDM 3SGTE with LSD transmission, CT20B @ 15psi, Berk cold pipe, downpipe, and exhaust, XS Power intercooler, intake (no-name, I think..installing Apexi this weekend), boost controller, fuel cut defender..

Crappy video--

woot!
2009-03-24, 12:40 PM #80
Hot damn you can really hear that sucker spool up.

Awesome dude, you need to post timeslips asap.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
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