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The Shamwow guy is in prison
2009-03-27, 3:14 PM #1
For beating up a prostitute, lol!

[http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
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2009-03-27, 3:17 PM #2
I guess she didn't love his nuts after all.
DO NOT WANT.
2009-03-27, 3:32 PM #3
Ahahahahaha.
If I had been the cop I would have been "Look out he's got a gun" and shot him in the head.
2009-03-27, 3:33 PM #4
What Squirrel King said. I belly laughed out loud. That's hilarious on so many levels.
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2009-03-27, 3:38 PM #5
Oh yeah... prostitution and domestic violence. What a hoot.
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2009-03-27, 3:46 PM #6
It holds 20 times it's weight in hooker blood. Made in Germany, you know the germans make good stuff
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2009-03-27, 3:53 PM #7
YOU FOLLOWING ME CAMERA GUY?
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2009-03-27, 4:22 PM #8
Originally posted by fishstickz:
It holds 20 times it's weight in hooker blood. Made in Germany, you know the germans make good stuff

Hahaha this had me laughing really good :awesome:
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2009-03-27, 4:24 PM #9
On the other side of the argument, you would let a prostitute bite your tongue off?

**** that.

If you didn't get any diseases passed through the act of sex, you defenitely would by having your blood vessels directly exposed in her mouth. Not to mention there's a good chance you'd bleed to death if it was severe enough.



Reminds me of the scene in golden eye, with Bond and Xenia haha.
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2009-03-27, 4:31 PM #10
What, bleed to death?
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2009-03-27, 4:32 PM #11
Some kid from around here bit his tongue off and bled to death. It was odd. I think he had a seizure or something.
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2009-03-27, 4:33 PM #12
Haha.

What.
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2009-03-27, 4:49 PM #13
Point is, I'd punch a ***** in the head too if she was going to bite my tongue off.
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2009-03-27, 4:56 PM #14
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
What, bleed to death?


I'm pretty sure the tongue has a major artery in it or something.
DO NOT WANT.
2009-03-27, 5:08 PM #15
it does. a bunch of dumb asses die every year from trying to pierce their own tongues
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2009-03-27, 5:11 PM #16
Originally posted by Onimusha:
Point is, I'd punch a ***** in the head too if she was going to bite my tongue off.


im positive this will never be an issue for you
2009-03-27, 5:17 PM #17
Enter Jon'C and the trollpost.


A girl probably never will attempt to bite my tongue off, absolutely correct. =D
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2009-03-27, 5:19 PM #18
The Scout is in prison?!?!?!11one

2009-03-27, 5:46 PM #19
Shamwow, you'll be using it to clean the blood off your face everytime.
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2009-03-27, 5:50 PM #20
Originally posted by The Mega-ZZTer:
The Scout is in prison?!?!?!11one


Probably said "bonk" before each hit.

He better watch out for the heavy in prison, though...
2009-03-27, 5:51 PM #21
Originally posted by Onimusha:
A girl probably never will attempt to bite my tongue off, absolutely correct. =D


yep

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