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The Great Sperm Race, flash game
2009-03-28, 3:32 PM #1
:XD:
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-great-sperm-race/articles/the-great-sperm-race-game
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-03-28, 3:41 PM #2
haha

I already played this game once and won
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-03-28, 4:00 PM #3
Winning isn't exactly difficult =p
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2009-03-28, 4:02 PM #4
I wasn't talking about the game
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-03-28, 4:20 PM #5
I won! I feel so happy ^_^
DO NOT WANT.
2009-03-28, 4:22 PM #6
touché
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2009-03-28, 6:15 PM #7
Damn. I rubbed against the acid walls and bumped into every surface. I probably gave the kid downs.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-03-29, 9:37 PM #8
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Damn. I rubbed against the acid walls and bumped into every surface. I probably gave the kid downs.


:tfti:
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2009-03-29, 9:37 PM #9
:downs:

2009-03-29, 10:17 PM #10
yeah I died in like 5 seconds

[edit: wow, to avoid a major "that's what he said"]
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-03-29, 10:29 PM #11
This game is way too easy.

But then again I won this game IRL too so I guess I have practice.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-03-30, 6:49 AM #12
What, Freelancer impregnated a woman?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-03-30, 6:56 AM #13
:downs:

2009-03-30, 7:32 AM #14
Man, I really hope my sperm are better at this game than I am, or else I have serious concerns for my fertility.

I finally won this game! Now where's the abortion game?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2009-03-30, 7:55 AM #15
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
What, Freelancer impregnated a woman?


Hopefully a woman.
2009-03-30, 8:01 AM #16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9U8clRxjQc
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2009-03-30, 8:03 AM #17
So now where's the great abortion game.
2009-03-30, 8:12 AM #18
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Hopefully a woman.


...as opposed to..?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-03-30, 8:20 AM #19
Yes, humor me Squirrel King. Tell us what thing Freelancer has impregnated this time.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-03-30, 8:25 AM #20
a duck.
2009-03-30, 8:28 AM #21
A duck you say?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-03-30, 8:31 AM #22
A sick duck.

It makes sense considering he's a sick *snipe*
nope.
2009-03-30, 8:36 AM #23
lol I don't know what I meant I was just being stupid.
I didn't sleep much last night and my brain isn't really working.

I knew a cop who got a call about a 16 yo trying to have sex with a duck, and that's where I got the duck from. :suicide:
2009-03-30, 8:38 AM #24
Yeah, so Freelancer was referring to the fact that since he was born he must have won the race.
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2009-03-30, 2:04 PM #25
I think we all did, or atleast i would hope so.
2009-03-30, 2:56 PM #26
Originally posted by Detty:
Yeah, so Freelancer was referring to the fact that since he was born he must have won the race.


This.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-03-30, 3:10 PM #27
Originally posted by Detty:
Yeah, so Freelancer was referring to the fact that since he was born he must have won the race.


:suicide::suicide:

What if it was an accidental win, though?
2009-03-30, 3:26 PM #28
:master:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-03-30, 3:29 PM #29
Or maybe no win at all and rather he is the MESSIAH!

(or just a very naughty boy)
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2009-03-30, 3:33 PM #30
My best friends sister is called the little drip.


Because that's all it takes.

The parents also tell sons friends this story during a casual dinner over a sleepover when they are 14.

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