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April Fools
2009-03-30, 12:36 PM #1
Anyone have any plans for April Fools this year?

Last year I posted a fake interview with Serj Tankian that made it's way onto a bunch of big SOAD fan sites as being legitimate. This year I'm going to revamp the Serj Tankian Discussion Board and turn it into this:

[http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i26/DelSesto/AF_2009.jpg]

(post your April Fools pranks)
Think while it's still legal.
2009-03-30, 12:36 PM #2
Filefront going down
:tinfoil:
2009-03-30, 12:56 PM #3
:ninja: I have no plans. :ninja:
2009-03-30, 1:18 PM #4
I'll sleep through it.

Like I always do.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2009-03-30, 1:24 PM #5
Green Day is far more awesome than SoaD...
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-03-30, 1:25 PM #6
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Filefront going down
:tinfoil:



wait wtf it was just a joke?
2009-03-30, 1:35 PM #7
Blocking every channel on my friend's TV except for the religious ones.

Also, fake dog poop ftw
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2009-03-30, 2:06 PM #8
Quote:
Green Day is far more awesome than SoaD...


[http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/images/smile/cwm8.gif]
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-03-30, 2:10 PM #9
Originally posted by Petmc.:
Blocking every channel on my friend's TV except for the religious ones.



..you..*******!
2009-03-30, 2:14 PM #10
Originally posted by Onimusha:
[http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/images/smile/cwm8.gif]


It's true.


Also Sajn - you should have made it something like Hannah Montana or something. Just use this to make it awesome: http://blingee.com/
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2009-03-30, 2:18 PM #11
I think I agree with mb.
nope.
2009-03-30, 2:19 PM #12
The reason I picked Green Day is because a lot of the SOAD/Serj fans are mortal enemies of anything Green Day, but also because Serj and Green Day are both signed to Warner Bros. Records. This also gives us a legitimate excuse to give the kids as to why we are changing the board. (Serj's last album came out in October of 2007, while Green Day has a new album dropping May 15th, so we're simply saying that WBR has instructed us to start advertising for Green Day considering Serj's new album isn't dropping until later in 09)
Think while it's still legal.
2009-03-30, 2:23 PM #13
Dookie is one of the many best albums of the 90s.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-03-30, 2:31 PM #14
Quote:
Dookie is one of the many best albums of the 90s.


Title describes the album.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-03-30, 2:38 PM #15
Originally posted by Onimusha:
Title describes the album.


we took a vote... you don't get to have an opinion


i'm going to stick to the simple pranks this year
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-03-30, 2:49 PM #16
Originally posted by SAJN:
This year I'm going to revamp the Serj Tankian Discussion Board and turn it into this


You are baaddddddd
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2009-03-30, 3:07 PM #17
I'm the senior editor for a parkour newsletter that goes out to 60,000+ people. Lots of parkour inside-jokes.
My Parkour blog
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2009-03-30, 3:09 PM #18
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Lagoon-Electric-Shock-Joke-Pen/dp/B000RY4WM6
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2009-03-30, 4:22 PM #19
I kind of hate April Fools, as it's nearly impossible to accomplish anything with some people.
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2009-03-30, 4:46 PM #20
No amounts of jokes will improve my week this April. I've got a lot of bad news I'm dealing with.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-03-30, 4:55 PM #21
I think greenday has contributed a lot more it it's genre than SOAD has to anything that didn't already suck.

But I guess it's a pretty good burn on Serj Tankian, so I approve.
2009-03-30, 4:55 PM #22
I think greenday has contributed a lot more it it's genre than SOAD has to anything that didn't already suck.

But I guess it's a pretty good burn on Serj Tankian, so I approve.
2009-03-30, 4:59 PM #23
Who the f*** is this serj tankian guy that SAJN seems to have a boner for?
DO NOT WANT.
2009-03-30, 5:21 PM #24
I'm guessing he's a pretentious hipster rockstar with radical political views that SAJN can pretend to understand and follow to look hip.
2009-03-30, 5:25 PM #25
I hardly see his views as radical.
nope.
2009-03-30, 5:27 PM #26
He sings for the bad version of Rage Against The Machine.
2009-03-30, 5:30 PM #27
He's secretly Chris Cornell?

:P
nope.
2009-03-30, 5:31 PM #28
Tinfoil everything.
2009-03-30, 6:16 PM #29
Meh, not much of an April Fools. Furthermore, I would much rather listen to Greenday anyway, so I suppose it is more of an upgrade than anything else.
[This message has been edited. Deal with it.]
2009-03-30, 6:18 PM #30
Way to be *******s, Rob/TE
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2009-03-30, 6:27 PM #31
Go go gadget standard retort, jk.
2009-03-30, 7:06 PM #32
Quote:
I'm guessing he's a pretentious hipster rockstar with radical political views that SAJN can pretend to understand and follow to look hip.


If you were any more wrong, you'd be Rob. Look at how radical these [URL="www.electthedead.com"]views[/URL] are. What a commie!

Quote:
Who the f*** is this serj tankian guy that SAJN seems to have a boner for?


Serj Tankian was the singer for a band called System of a Down, and people enjoy roasting me for being a fan of his. If you ask Rob, I am an obsessed fan who bases his entire life around everything Serj, but if you have half a brain, you'll realize that isn't true.

When I was about 12 years old I became pretty much obsessed with System of a Down. Up until that point I was listening to Shaggy in my mom's mini-van, completely unaware of music outside of 92.3 Pro FM, and completely blissfully ignorant towards every other aspect of life.

Serj's music and writing inspired me to pick up an instrument, to write down my thoughts, to join a band, to become politically active. Some people get inspired by family members, some by artists, some by friends- I got inspired by a musician.

That doesn't mean that I am obsessed with Serj. What it means is that I looked up to him for inspiration when I was younger, and because of that, I now play piano and guitar, I write for my school as well as other local newspapers, I am very active in my local political scene, and I consider it very important to keep up with the national and global political scenes as well.

I consider Serj to be a stepping stone, in that, when I was younger, his music inspired me to do certain things in life, but now, I'm much older, and I do not consider myself an attempted Serj clone. I write my own music, I write my own thoughts, and I have my own political views.

Now, things are a bit different. I have met Serj a few times, I consider him more of a 'good person who inspires me' more than a 'God' as I previously did. I help run his forums, I run the street team for his record label, I film and write things for it as well, and I am good friends with his cousin.

Maybe you don't enjoy his music, and maybe you don't believe in what he believes, but to call him a 'hipster rockstar with radical political views' without knowing anything about the man is insulting and immature.

This thread was made to share April Fools pranks, and being that I help Serj run his forums, I don't see how it's so inappropriate that I share my particular prank with you all.

I get that you guys get off on being jerks, and I get that to you guys, there is no greater erection-inducing pastime than throwing around middle-school insults, but in this case it's completely unwarranted and nonsensical. Grow up.
Think while it's still legal.
2009-03-30, 7:41 PM #33
no u
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-03-30, 7:47 PM #34
kroko took the words out of my mouth. Eloquently put, my krokodilian friend!
DO NOT WANT.
2009-03-30, 8:17 PM #35
my april fools joke is this thread :omg:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-03-30, 8:41 PM #36
CoolMatty should ban everyone for April Fools. :v:

Not sure what I could do. I've already done "help my website was hacked" and "help my domain was stoled".

Maybe I'll release an update to one of my programs with a "bug" that flips your wallpaper upside down or something.

2009-03-31, 12:48 AM #37
Hmm, I should do something this year considering I'm an admin on a Freelancer server... any suggestions?

Please note: April fools = abuse of power day. So lets get some good ones coming! ;)
Sam: "Sir we can't call it 'The Enterprise'"
Jack: "Why not!"
2009-03-31, 12:50 AM #38
temporarily reset everyone's postcount to 0
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-03-31, 12:53 AM #39
Originally posted by SG-fan:
Hmm, I should do something this year considering I'm an admin on a Freelancer server... any suggestions?

Please note: April fools = abuse of power day. So lets get some good ones coming! ;)

Reset everyones ship to the default starting one, and reset credit counts.
Claim that the server ****ed up because of an april fools joke and it's unfixable.
2009-03-31, 12:59 AM #40
CM should do the AWESOMEFORUMMUSIC again.
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