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This is why you're fat

2009-03-30, 10:54 PM #1

agent000x

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Not sure if this has been posted here before or not. Heard about this on another forum I frequent. http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
Some interesting ideas on there.

2009-03-30, 10:57 PM #2

sugarless

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I love that website so much.

I particularly love reading the descriptions out loud to my roommate because they upset her so much

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2009-03-30, 10:59 PM #3

JLee

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..bacon wrapped twinkie stonehedge.

:huh:

woot!

2009-03-30, 11:07 PM #4

Emon

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Turbaconucken
A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon. :huh:

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2009-03-30, 11:12 PM #5

Tibby

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Dear god that looks terrible.

2009-03-30, 11:43 PM #6

Gebohq

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Kind of looks like a headcrab.

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2009-03-31, 12:00 AM #7

Dj Yoshi

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Originally posted by Emon:

Turbaconucken
A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon. :huh:

i'll take 2

D E A T H

2009-03-31, 12:07 AM #8

andreawesome

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i thought this was gonna be a long list aimed toward mb

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2009-03-31, 12:37 AM #9

Zell

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Yeah, me too. Now I'm angry! :argh:

DO NOT WANT.

2009-03-31, 12:56 AM #10

Martyn

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Must be a small chicken to fit inside the duck.

I'd go for Goose --> Turkey --> Chicken --> Duck --> Pheasant --> Partridge

2009-03-31, 1:05 AM #11

Ransom and Jeff

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Turkenuckantridge?

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2009-03-31, 4:20 AM #12

Martyn

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What's cool is I've actually eaten that. At a formal Army dinner. It was AMAZING.

2009-03-31, 4:49 AM #13

Jep

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That picture nearly made me puke

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2009-03-31, 5:09 AM #14

- Tony -

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Most of those seem to be pointlessly excessive.

I mean, I already sort-of-shallow-fry my cheese sandwiches. I don't need to then deep fry them. And then cover them in bacon.

Although...

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2009-03-31, 5:23 AM #15

Deadman

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Pretty much every image looks absolutely disgusting =s

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2009-03-31, 6:21 AM #16

ORJ_JoS

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What the...

I've never seen such dishes before in my life.

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2009-03-31, 6:43 AM #17

Onimusha

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Meat Cake is pretty damn creative.

I agree, everything looks disgusting.

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2009-03-31, 6:55 AM #18

Baconfish

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Theres a shot in there somewhere of something like a goose stuffed with 17 other birds.

And the scotch egg and deep fried pizza are widely available here. :carl:

Edit: So is the deep fried black pudding.

nope.

2009-03-31, 7:11 AM #19

ORJ_JoS

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I've never even heard of deep fried pizza and cheesecake. Amazing. Who makes up that kind of grossness?

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2009-03-31, 7:13 AM #20

Baconfish

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Deep Fried Pizza is a scottish thing, you can buy it in Chip Shops.

Same with the black pudding.

nope.

2009-03-31, 10:07 PM #21

Dash_rendar

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Meaty pizza rolled up with RANCH ON THE INSIDE!!!!!!!

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE!!!!!

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2009-03-31, 11:35 PM #22

sugarless

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You know, I like ranch on fries (and most potato products) chicken and several other food items, but I have yet to put it on pizza. I just don't know that I could do that one.

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2009-04-01, 12:29 AM #23

zanardi

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I think I'm going to puke

[but ranch on pizza is awesome, esp if you like it on all that other stuff]

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2009-04-01, 9:50 PM #24

Mirthy

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I am the roomie that Sugarless upsets... and now i'm more upset that othe people actually think that any of these look good.... the deep friend mars bar i can deal with... but a deep fried pizza?!

WHY?!?!

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2009-04-01, 9:51 PM #25

sugarless

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:-D

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2009-04-01, 10:07 PM #26

dalf

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Originally posted by ORJ_JoS:

I've never even heard of deep fried pizza and cheesecake. Amazing. Who makes up that kind of grossness?

~~Southerners~~ Americans.

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2009-04-02, 6:13 AM #27

Baconfish

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Originally posted by Mirthy:

The deep fried Mars Bar is just a touristy thing, nobody really eats them.

nope.

2009-04-02, 9:20 AM #28

sugarless

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Then why did you tell me I had to have one when I went?!

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2009-04-02, 9:28 AM #29

Baconfish

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You were a tourist.

nope.

2009-04-02, 9:29 AM #30

sugarless

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Jerkface.

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2009-04-09, 3:46 AM #31

maevie

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did you have one?

I've not tried a deep fried mars bar, although I do really want to. my friend (Edinburgh native) bought deep fried pizza the other day so I tried a bit. it was vile. and soggy.

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2009-04-09, 3:59 AM #32

Mort-Hog

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Originally posted by dalf:

~~Southerners~~ Americans.

I'm pretty sure that's a proud Scottish invention.

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2009-04-09, 5:46 AM #33

Baconfish

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Originally posted by maevie:

did you have one?

I've not tried a deep fried mars bar, although I do really want to. my friend (Edinburgh native) bought deep fried pizza the other day so I tried a bit. it was vile. and soggy.

Get out of my city!

:argh:

[But I will agree about the pizza.]

nope.

2009-04-09, 4:24 PM #34

Chewbubba

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Originally posted by dalf:

~~Southerners~~ Americans.

The South will rise again! And attack you with our fried Twinkies!
:hist101:

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2009-04-09, 4:39 PM #35

Chewbubba

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And btw, that Sausage Fatty looks terribly gross. The Porkgasm, on the other hand...

And what's the obsession with the McFish sandwich??

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2009-04-09, 5:06 PM #36

sugarless

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Originally posted by maevie:

did you have one?

I've not tried a deep fried mars bar, although I do really want to. my friend (Edinburgh native) bought deep fried pizza the other day so I tried a bit. it was vile. and soggy.

I did have one. It wasn't fantastic, but it wasn't gross by any stretch either. I actually have a whole series of pictures describing the incident. They do look gross

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2009-04-09, 5:15 PM #37

Squirrel King

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Originally posted by Gebohq:

Kind of looks like a headcrab.

This.

A totally delicious headcrab.

2009-04-09, 5:16 PM #38

Krokodile

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Originally posted by sugarless:

I did have one. It wasn't fantastic, but it wasn't gross by any stretch either. I actually have a whole series of pictures describing the incident. They do look gross

Do you inject yourself with more insulin than usual after you eat something like that?

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-04-09, 5:25 PM #39

sugarless

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yeah

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.