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Guess what I just found? That's right, Massassi Wars!

2009-03-31, 2:26 PM #1

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

So I was looking through some old stuff and found a folder full of Massassi Wars stuff written by the guys at TACC. If you'll remember, it has lots of names from the Good Old Days as characters. If anybody wants to host it, I can email it to you. It has the three main stories (based on the original trilogy) plus a lot of extra stuff that looks like it was either work in progress or deleted scenes or both.

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2009-03-31, 2:30 PM #2

Gebohq

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*cough*

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2009-03-31, 8:07 PM #3

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

I wasn't sure if I should post them there seeing as they are already written. I've never really been in the ISB so i didn't want to break any sacred rules I might not know about. I'll get on posting them later this week. I'll start with the main stories and work my way through the extra stuff afterwards.

also, this april fools flashing forums crap is incredibly annoying.

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2009-03-31, 8:09 PM #4

Gebohq

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Understandable. But yes, the stories don't have to be interactive or such to post there. I'm not terribly picky.

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2009-04-01, 4:22 PM #5

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

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YES!!! I thought they were lost forever!!

Here's the accompanying illustrations by Piggott. Dig Darth ****** at the bottom and his "Born to Ban" hat.

I'll PM you with my email addy.

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"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2009-04-01, 5:08 PM #6

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

Sweet! I never knew there were character drawings. I'll add these to the collection and include them when I post the stories in the ISB.

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2009-04-01, 5:18 PM #7

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

Ah, good times!

[INDENT] MASSASSI WARS [/B][/COLOR]

EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE

It is a period of civil war. TACC spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil MASSASSI EMPIRE (taking down the forums).
During the battle, TACC spies managed to steal secret plans to Massassi’s ultimate weapon, the MASSASSI LEVEL PACK #4, an armoured multiplayer level pack with enough power to destroy an entire Single Player gaming community.
Pursued by Massassi’s sinister agents, Princess Matthew races home abroad her starship, custodian of the secret plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the JK community...

[/INDENT]

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2009-04-01, 6:00 PM #8

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

This makes little to no sense.

Before my time, I guess.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2009-04-01, 7:44 PM #9

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

Massassi Wars is a spoof made by members of The Admiral's Command Chamber when TACC and Massassi were competing sites. The stories are (very loosely) based on the original trilogy and include members of both sites as characters. It was an interactive story written by a few people, CookedHaggis being one of the main contributors from what I remember. It brings back some good memories :neckbeard:

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2009-04-01, 7:48 PM #10

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

I would love it if someone could post the old Spooky Taco.

2009-04-01, 8:34 PM #11

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

Quote:

Zanardi: "Which way did they go?"

*The figure points to the docking bay*

Zanardi: "Right men! Load your weapons. We're going to kick some rebel ***."

Aglar: "Uh..sir, these guys aren't rebels, they've just got some plans we want back."

Zanardi: "Shut up."

who brought me into this

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2009-04-01, 8:46 PM #12

Gebohq

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Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:

I would love it if someone could post the old Spooky Taco.

There's a chunk of the original on the ISB copied over I believe, though a lot of it was lost in the last forum transfer because we had moved the thread to the Forum of ******, which wasn't saved like the ISB.

I'm very happy that we can host the Massassi Wars though.

Though is it possible to turn off the "Juzty|\|" filter off for the ISB? It's really annoying to read ***** for so many lines. :/

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2009-04-01, 9:10 PM #13

Crimson

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OK, the three main stories are posted. However, there is a LOT of extra material that I would still like everyone to have access to. Unfortunately it wouldn't be very neat to just paste it up like the stories I think. Would it be possible for the whole folder to be listed on the site for download? Maybe make a news entry for it with a link or something? That would make it a lot easier.

I just realized that I have the prequel story too. I will also be posting that. (what's left of it anyway)

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2009-04-01, 9:39 PM #14

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=52992

Bah, I should rethink of my thread titles :p

Neat to find this out now, though!

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2009-04-02, 2:10 AM #15

Gebohq

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Just read through 'em all. Not bad stuff.

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2009-04-02, 1:14 PM #16

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

Originally posted by FastGamerr:

http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=52992

Bah, I should rethink of my thread titles :p

Neat to find this out now, though!

Yeah, that thread title leaves something to be desired. There's a reason it's not called a "Thread First Thing That Pops Into Your Head"

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2009-04-03, 1:40 AM #17

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

So since I can't link all the stories at once in my signature due to the character limit, I'm just linking this thread.

MASSASSI WARS

Episode 1: The Massassi Menace

Episode 4: A New Hope

Episode 5.5: Murkiness of the Empire

Episode 6: Return of the JED

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