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Help me with an April Fool's prank

2009-04-01, 12:45 AM #1

Guess

Registered User

Posts: 149

If you have a mobile phone, please send a text to (909) 543-9373 and (909) 292-7147. Those are the mobile numbers for Hellequin and Hombre, respectively. I'm sure someone on here can confirm at least one of those numbers for me. Don't worry; the joke is on them, not you.

The message in the text should read "How much for the cats?". Also, the sending of random/inappropriate photos is encouraged. Get your friends in on this, too. Please don't let them know who you are, or where you are from!

Thanks!

2009-04-01, 8:55 AM #2

Guess

Registered User

Posts: 149

I am sad because no one will help me :saddowns:

2009-04-01, 9:01 AM #3

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Stop SMSing yourself

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2009-04-01, 9:02 AM #4

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Steven produced another litter of cats?

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2009-04-01, 9:22 AM #5

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

First number confirmed as steven / hellequin:hist101:

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-04-01, 9:27 AM #6

Mort-Hog

If moral relativism is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posts: 4,192

How do send texts to America? What country code do I put on?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935

2009-04-01, 9:44 AM #7

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

i can't text it to steven, he knows who i am
:/

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2009-04-01, 11:49 AM #8

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

* How much for the cats? (_))====D

+ wtf?

* I have 20 dollars. Will that get me one cat?

+ That's probably enough

* (_))====D

+ ( . )( . )

+ WTF Maryland?!

* False.

+ Oh. MD is 410. 401 is Freaking Rhode Island. Dyslexia.

* You can just mail the cat. kthanks.

+ It's too big for one envelope. I'll have to use two.

Think while it's still legal.

2009-04-01, 11:58 AM #9

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

Petmc: You selling cats?

Steven: NO

:downswords:

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2009-04-01, 1:38 PM #10

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

Ahahahahaha, look what he texted me!

Steven: Damnit, why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2009-04-01, 2:08 PM #11

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

"I'm interested in purchasing three or five cats for a "survivor" style television show. How much are you charging and is there a volume discount?"

Will edit and update as the conversation continues.

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2009-04-01, 2:14 PM #12

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Originally posted by Mort-Hog:

How do send texts to America? What country code do I put on?

001

nope.

2009-04-01, 2:22 PM #13

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Everyone start sending goat se instead of cats. I sent that pic to people today.

2009-04-01, 2:55 PM #14

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

>> hey, how much are you selling the cats for? what kind are they?

<< theyre the kind for soup. 3 dollars a pound.

>>ok perfect. how much do you have?

<<how much do you need?

>> at least 100 pounds. im feeding the homeless.

<< 100lbs with or without bones?

>> without. i need boneless kitties

<< ill be at your moms house on friday night. ill bring 100lbs of boneless cat. you bring your sister and a box of rubbers and well call it even.

>>my parents live on the other side of the country, and im the only girl in my family... you could always talk to my brothers for that if you want.

<< i am prince Eboh of Nigeria. send me your SSN, Bank Account number, ATM PIN, and your mothers maiden name. ill give you 11.83 million.

>>can i just have the cat?

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-04-01, 3:12 PM #15

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

DO NOT WANT.

2009-04-01, 3:55 PM #16

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

How much for the cats?

Sorry, I just drowned the last one

That's ok, they can be dead

Free if you can pick it up from San Diego CA

Dude I need more than 1...that won't satisfy...them...for more than 5min!

woot!

2009-04-01, 4:04 PM #17

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

that was fun, but he stopped responding to me.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-04-01, 4:10 PM #18

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

""Hypothetically speaking, if I were to request kittens for stem cell research into human/cat hybrid cloning, how ok would you be with that on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being not ok at all, and 10 being extremely ok with it?"

"11.5ish"

"Excellent. That leads me to another question. Using the aforementioned scale, how ok would you be with donating sperm for this hypothetical project?"

"I'll give it to you, but you'll have to close your eyes and suck it out of a tube"

[more coming]

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-04-01, 4:35 PM #19

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

Me: How much for the cats?

]-[: Bite me

Hombre did not respond.

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2009-04-01, 4:52 PM #20

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

This thread is :awesome:

一个大西瓜

2009-04-01, 4:53 PM #21

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Hahah!

Me: How much for the cats?

]-[: Free for you, lover

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2009-04-01, 5:18 PM #22

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

I can have up to 7 ready

are they shaved?

No, the pussies aren't shaved

How much shipped to my daughter? She's in college now, in nigeria for a business trip for her internship

25000000000 naira

I don't have naira. I have 1000000000000 Zimbabwe $..is that ok?

I'm sorry. We are correctly closed. Please call back tomorrow between 10AM and 10:05 AM WAT (GMT +1) time.

woot!

2009-04-01, 5:27 PM #23

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Hopefully they have unlimited text or :suicide:

2009-04-01, 5:33 PM #24

Guess

Registered User

Posts: 149

Hombre kept his phone off all day. he'll be in for a surprise when he turns it on

Hellequin just left work. he's in a bad mood :)good job

2009-04-01, 5:37 PM #25

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

AWESOME

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-04-01, 5:49 PM #26

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

you guys are horrible people and I want it noted that I did not participate

I did, however, laugh my *** off. Awesome.

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-04-01, 6:29 PM #27

gbk

Posts: 10,562

I sent messages to both.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2009-04-01, 6:51 PM #28

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

-How much for the pussy?

+$100 a day plus expenses

-not bad. is it fresh?

+Moist as a Duncan Hines cake

-I'll have three. Give me your bank account #, social, and mothers maiden name and ill have the money wired to your account within the hour

+27 5 MicGillicuddy

-Excellent. Have them deliivered to 5th & baker. 11 sharp.

+We dont deliver.

+ >:-( (with a picture of him with drawn angry eyes over his face.)

more later perhaps.

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2009-04-01, 9:37 PM #29

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

I just want to say this was awesome.

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2009-04-01, 9:51 PM #30

Guess

Registered User

Posts: 149

Aww, he's wise to us. It was fun! Thanks!

2009-04-01, 9:58 PM #31

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Apparently I am an immature juvenile douchnozzle-ian!

:XD:

woot!

2009-04-01, 10:03 PM #32

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

Ah well, he makes a valid point (:P)

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-04-01, 10:04 PM #33

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by sugarless:

Ah well, he makes a valid point (:P)

stfu miss I-can't-have-visitors! :mad:

woot!

2009-04-01, 10:07 PM #34

Reid

^^vv<><>BASTART

Posts: 9,114

Steven must live in/near Riverside county in California, that used to be my area code but I believe they gave it to a nearby area..

Edit: is sexting acceptable?

2009-04-01, 10:17 PM #35

Xzero

Beep deep boo doop

Posts: 1,212

Permission to call in a week and ask..

"Am I too late for Caturday?"

2009-04-01, 10:19 PM #36

Tank

Registered User

Posts: 1,176

I think 909 is san bernninindo

2009-04-01, 10:29 PM #37

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Originally posted by Guess:

Aww, he's wise to us. It was fun! Thanks!

You might say the cat's out of the bag.
*rimshot*

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-04-01, 10:37 PM #38

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

Originally posted by JLee:

stfu miss I-can't-have-visitors! :mad:

Well MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE TRAVELING THE WEEK BEFORE I HAVE MY FINALS

hmph

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-04-02, 5:59 AM #39

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Originally posted by JLee:

Apparently I am an immature juvenile douchnozzle-ian!

:XD:

Ditto. Also,

[http://opticaldynamics.com/~gbk/img/2009/04010920.jpg]

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2009-04-02, 7:43 AM #40

poley

That's Dr. Poley to you!

Posts: 1,848

awesome thread

People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots