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Post some of your funnier transcripts

Chatting with my friends is strange enough. No desire to chat with strangers. Sounds like a pedo-playground.

I'm having a pretty good conversation about AIDS right now

I'm being asked all these random questions about the UK by an American who didn't know what I meant by "Brittania".

Not a direct copy paste:

Stranger: asl? 12/f/CA
You: OMG liek hi! 11/f/NY
Stranger: what r u up to?
You: Ok, can we drop the act, who ever falls for that?
Stranger: No one yet.

Hah, turns out this bloke is from california and now we're discussing cars, pollution and taxes.

And "football".

(19:00:25) OmegleBot: asl?
(19:00:48) **********: 5/f/moon.
(19:01:00) OmegleBot: **** YOU MAN
(19:01:04) OmegleBot: Your conversational partner has disconnected. Type $connect if you would like to chat with another random stranger.

No. just, no.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

I just had a rather lengthy, pleasant conversation with a yank about differences between our nations.

And I discovered that they'd never heard some of the biggest bands of all time.

def leppard?!

...

Lots of "OMGDETHTOAMERIKANZ!!" idiots on there.

Actually I asked them about that and they said no.



<3 Def Leppard.

Issued a MARIO KART CHALLENGE.

Hopefully they are as good as they say they are, I've been looking for a fight.

Stranger: hey
You: hello ther.e
You: *there
You: even
You: what do you think about human cloning?
Stranger: nothing in particular
You: for it against it?
You: are we playing god?
Stranger: no there is no god
You: you have no opinion about cloning, but you're so sure of that? how?
Stranger: never met him / her
You: i've never met you. but i still believe you exist.
Stranger: hahaha perhaps i am just a bot?
You: perhaps. but it's more logical to assume you are not.
Stranger: an analogy i should presume the presence of a god as well?
You: only if it feels right for you to do so.
Stranger: true
Stranger: well
You: just as it feels right for me to assume you are not a bot.
You: I trust my instincts.
Stranger: never could get convinced
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: me too
You: why? looking for proof?
Stranger: no
You: i bet you want to believe in god
You: know why?
Stranger: ow what makes you sure about that?
You: because if you didnt, you'd have disconnected by now
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ok bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

dang. guess he proved me wrong.

I like the Stranger Sarn was talking to, he seemed smarter than most.

I'm trying to carry on conversations while limiting my own messages to just the status messages you're given at the beginning plus whatever my stranger (I prefer to think of him or her as an opponent) says.

boring :grr:

old macfarlane had a farm...

Oddly enough, talking to people in the character of Nearl from Frisky Dingo drives them away even faster than just repeating things that have already been said.

Right after line 8 I realized he wasn't speaking Spanish

You: F*** you.
Stranger: F*** you too
You: You first.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Stranger: hey. you a horny female?
You: And he called me a Jew.
You: A f***ing Jew.
You: He called me a Jew.
You: A f***ING Jew.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Stranger: are you a pretty girl?
You: Are you a 14 year old boy?
You: Go watch some porn like everyone else.
Stranger: 15
You: http://******.com
You: http://******.com
You: Also, go outside.
You have disconnected.

I think I'm talking to Ried. D:

Stranger: ooi
You: fluz
Stranger: é tu bruninho?
You: ya basta
Stranger: é já basta mesmo
Stranger: como ta ai? tu vai no treino terça? odskadksapodks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that and I got "rick rolled" with ASCII art. shoot me.

I'm now copy-pasting a metaphorical question as my first message.

Most people immediately disconnect.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Take off your pants.
Stranger: i did already
You: Dammit, I know when you're lying
Stranger: im wearing shorts
You: The last guy tried to give me the same bull**** about shorts.
You: I'm not buying that story.
Stranger: **** YOU
Stranger: **** YOUR FAMILY
You: This is serious.
Stranger: THE GAME
You: There will be dire consequences for the entire country if you don't take off your pants.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Do you often wear hats?
Stranger: OHH HAI DERE
Stranger: nah im trying to give up
Stranger: what about urself?
You: How often would you say you wear hats?
Stranger: well i couldnt stop at one stage
Stranger: 3-4 different hats a day
Stranger: nowadays down to one a week
You: In the following set of questions, you will be given a choice of two hats and asked to indicate a preference.
You: Bowler or panama?
Stranger: bowler
You: Tricorn or sombrero?
Stranger: pfft.. too easy.. sombrero
You: Baseball cap or top hat?
Stranger: is the baseball cap front or backwards?
You: Beer-dispensing hat or fedora?
Stranger: OR.. is it gangster style
You: Party hat or propeller hat?
Stranger: i need to know these things
You: Akruba or beret?
Stranger: YOU FAIL
You: Derby or bucket hat?
Stranger: ur knowledge of hats is impeciple
You: Fez or graduation cap?
Stranger: catcha
You: Turban or gatsby?

(So far the conversations involving the hat game are by far my longest.)

It will be amusing if two Massassians run into each other at random. You'll know right away though seeing as the conversation will quickly escalate into a massassi style thread.

hahahahaha someone just dropped an ASCII t-rex on me

Stranger: finnaly someone says t-rex
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: ITS GOT MY LEG
Stranger: i've been getting raptor all day
You: no thats bull****
You: it's too big to be a raptor
Stranger: would u relax annon
Stranger: exactly
You: its like 40 feet tall
Stranger: not really but ok, i'll go with it

Okay, one more, because I enjoy being a dick to totally anonymous people on the internets.

You: Hello?
Stranger: hi
You: Oh **** not Stranger again.
You: How do I always get stuck with you?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i don't know
You: 3334 users on this site, and it's always ****ing Stranger.
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: that's the concept of this
You: Bull**** it is.
You: Omegle is screwing with me.

You: aloha
Stranger: hola
You: bonjour
Stranger: hello
You: konichiwa
Stranger: 안녕
You: *giggle*
Stranger: haha
You: get on your knees and tell me you love me
Stranger: never
You: worthless.
Stranger: no. you.
You: your mom
Stranger: you don't deserve me.
You: i dont want you
You: i just want your brains
Stranger: too much for you.
You: all we want to do is eat your brains
You: were not unreasonable
You: i mean no ones gonna eat your eyes
Stranger: i like my brain
Stranger: mine.
You: pickles
You: ill settle for pickles
Stranger: FINE
You: SCORE!
Stranger: WOOT
You: no wooting beyond this point
Stranger: why not?
You: its the rules
You: i don't make them up
Stranger: i never follow rules.
You: sad
You: rule breakers are executed
Stranger: OH NO

Portuguese

they said something along the lines of they dont understand anything then i think something about college...i never learned very much Portuguese.

Why do people go there? I did and found nothing interesting happen. Most people were boring and uninteresting. What a waste of time. Although I did have a couple funny people, I did not find it worth my time.

I had a really funky conversation for about an hour with a random Eng.

Not everyone can be a pathological liar on the internet and be as interesting as you are.

I'm having this awesome chat about **** right now.

well someone played along when i did my usual "i am lucifer" thing

doot.