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How's it Hanging?

2009-04-08, 9:09 AM #1

Baconfish

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I am merely curious!

:awesome:

nope.

2009-04-08, 9:09 AM #2

Petmc.

wi.us

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It's nice out. I think I'll leave it out.

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2009-04-08, 9:17 AM #3

llibja

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East

"Honey, you got real ugly."

2009-04-08, 9:56 AM #4

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

to the left, to the left

DO NOT WANT.

2009-04-08, 10:04 AM #5

happydud

Didn't go boom.

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Had to check, to the left. I think that cancels out me being right handed.

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2009-04-08, 10:27 AM #6

Petmc.

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The double entendre in this thread is killing me.

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2009-04-08, 10:29 AM #7

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

It's Not!

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-04-08, 10:31 AM #8

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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Hawt.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-04-08, 10:34 AM #9

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

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For the majority, it will be to the left, as right-handed people will generally hang leftward. Also the left testicle will usually be larger. The reverse is true of left-handed people.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2009-04-08, 10:39 AM #10

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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How's it hanging, McFly?

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-04-08, 10:55 AM #11

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

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Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

For the majority, it will be to the left, as right-handed people will generally hang leftward. Also the left testicle will usually be larger. The reverse is true of left-handed people.

citation?

2009-04-08, 10:56 AM #12

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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He learned that during tea-bagging sessions.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-04-08, 11:01 AM #13

Baconfish

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Originally posted by Petmc.:

The double entendre in this thread is killing me.

You realise that that's infact the real meaning? :tfti:

nope.

2009-04-08, 11:02 AM #14

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Originally posted by Jon`C:

citation?

Umm I don't know I read that somewhere a few years ago. Google it.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2009-04-08, 11:03 AM #15

Petmc.

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Found the proof and citation.

http://tinyurl.com/d2z4kg

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2009-04-08, 11:04 AM #16

kyle90

Laser Lover

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I'm left handed and it's hanging to the left. ARGUMENT DESTROYED

Stuff

2009-04-08, 11:15 AM #17

Baconfish

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You're kyle90, everything you do is backwards.

nope.

2009-04-08, 11:18 AM #18

Petmc.

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If he does, then I would like to film this so called "rear to rear" fornication.

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2009-04-08, 11:20 AM #19

Ford

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see: requiem for a dream.

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2009-04-08, 11:22 AM #20

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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2009-04-08, 11:23 AM #21

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

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Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

Umm I don't know I read that somewhere a few years ago. Google it.

Well since you're so lazy, Google says that there is no correlation which pretty much matches the reality of every single genital-related myth.

But because you're such a smart guy I am going to instead assume that you're right and you discovered the correlation through independent research. Because you do a lot of research on a very large sample group. In fact, I believe you may be the foremost expert on the subject.

2009-04-08, 11:25 AM #22

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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Originally posted by Ford:

see: brokeback mountain.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-04-08, 11:28 AM #23

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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Originally posted by Jep:

There was no rear to rear action, just penis to rear action.

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2009-04-08, 11:30 AM #24

Baconfish

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Yeah but if Kyle was in it it'd be rear to penis action.

nope.

2009-04-08, 11:52 AM #25

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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I'M CONFUSED

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2009-04-08, 11:54 AM #26

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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Wait, no I'm not.

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-04-08, 12:15 PM #27

genk

doot!

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2009-04-08, 12:55 PM #28

Couchman

Idaho Potato

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it does a loop

2009-04-08, 1:13 PM #29

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

okay yeah I'm pretty confused too

Stuff

2009-04-08, 1:40 PM #30

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Originally posted by Petmc.:

The double entendre in this thread is killing me.

There is only a single entendre in this thread.

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2009-04-08, 2:40 PM #31

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

its hanging fine, larry - Father Ted

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if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2009-04-08, 2:47 PM #32

Roger Spruce

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Mine hangs (mostly) straight down. When it's hard, it leans to the right. I'm right handed. Go figure.

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2009-04-08, 2:48 PM #33

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

When its hard, mine is a straight, forward, solid, immovable object.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-04-09, 12:57 PM #34

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Originally posted by Jon`C:

As much as I get *****ed at for what I say, no one lays down the smackdown better than Joncy.

2009-04-09, 3:18 PM #35

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

Originally posted by kyle90:

I'm left handed and it's hanging to the left. ARGUMENT DESTROYED

right/right

COMBO BREAKER

o.0

2009-04-09, 9:51 PM #36

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Originally posted by Jon`C:

Haha shut up. Seriously though, I wouldn't put much stock into any of the sites Google referenced. I don't seem to be able to find *any* difinitive, reliable sources. Anyway as I recall, it was some kind of men's health journal. Also note, I said they "tend to" not they "always do". Anyhow, I don't care to research it any further, cause honestly, who the hell cares? But if you want to research it further and find a reliable source that says one way or another, I'll not argue with you.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2009-04-10, 12:43 AM #37

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

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Straight.

2009-04-10, 12:53 AM #38

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

Originally posted by Rob:

As much as I get *****ed at for what I say, no one lays down the smackdown better than Joncy.

you and jon c remind me of the guys from grumpy/grumpier old men. honestly uncanny.

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2009-04-10, 8:47 AM #39

Greenboy

No they aren't!

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Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

but you cant even say it tends to without doing what jon'c said
:downs:

o.0

2009-04-10, 11:57 PM #40

Xzero

Beep deep boo doop

Posts: 1,212

Glad to hear I'm not the only one who's to the left. xD