whiskey shot
tequila shot
whiskey shot
tequila shot
whiskey shot
tequila shot
tequila shot
tequila shot
tequila shot
whiskey shot
jagerbomb
jack&coke
sleep
eeeehhhhhhhhhh

El Oh El

Oh, you!

If you drank a bunch of water between all that you might not be feeling like **** now.

all in all I only count 13 shots in there (1 shot for jaegerbomb, theoretically 2 shots for j&d)

stop being such a pussy

uh dude, list your achievements for comparison

dude I drink tons okay?

Paging JM to regale us about how much he can drink in one go.

And Joncy to prove that he'd be dead if he was telling the truth.

Massassi drinking contest tonight!

I think that was attempted once on Stickam.

o0

it's not that it was 13 shots, it's that i was mixing stuff like a dumbass.

it'd be no contest

also jack and coke was in a pint glass so it was probably more than 2 shots

Yup ... you're right .. no one could come close to me ...
How'd you know?
( I don't know why I'm posting a post like this about my alcohol consumption .. seems kind of bad lol)

I've had multiple of those in pints glasses before.

It was a glorious night of walking between mates, the bar and the terlet.

speak american, please. WHAT

was there ice?

im sure my aunt can drink you under the table. weve done experiments with many of my brothers friends and her husband and shes always the winner.shes got at least 10 years on you though.

Hey guys! I drink!

Yeah! *HIGH FIVES*

Hahaha anticonformism

Beer all the way...

although I dare you to do a bunch of beer/tequila cycles... MUHAHAHA...

I wouldn't trust people not to cheat.

How do you cheat at drinking?
And who would want to cheat to be considered the bigger alcoholic lol?

Oh, loads of ways. Take shots of water and claim it's vodka. Water down your drinks or make them weaker. Drink light beer when everyone else is drinking real beer.



The important thing is winning. It doesn't really matter what you won at.

Ah, gotcha.
You should have done it properly. Everyone had to buy the same hard alcohol %. Start with a sealed bottled and open it on the video. Make sure the bottle never leaves the screen.

I'm Polish. No matter what you do... you'll never be close.

My father was an alcoholic. His father was an alcoholic

I'm probably an alcoholic.

This is true. I've worked with a lot of Polish people in kitchens.

It's been like 5 years ... so I'm probably way off ... but this a phonetic spelling of the word .. but I remember:
gotove = it is ready, order up, etc
kurva = bad thing to call a chick
witachka = common swear?

Until you go to meetings, you're just a drunk.

You sound like a friend a Bill.

I don't drink shots, I just take swigs. So I can't really compare.

But you're a sissy anyways so doesn't matter.

Just be glad you didn't throw in absinthe... that stuff is evil. (but so good.)

I have not had that yet.. I still want to try it... does it really make you trip?

Not anymore it doesn't.

Well Ive heard there is legal requirements for the wormwood of whatever to below a certain MG content ... does the actual ingredient, if taken in enough dose, cause the hallucination?

If wormwood oil is pure enough, it'll kill you.

It never did, except perhaps when people added poisonous chemicals (other than thujone from the wormwood, which does not actually cause hallucinations) for coloring.

You drink Smirnoff Ice.

You don't get to high five anyone.

It never did.

The amount of thujone in absinthe will not cause you to trip, although it has slight psychoactive effects on the brain.

It will however cause you to convulse and die taken in high amounts.

The majority of the thujone content is lost in the stilling process.

A guy once took apart the contents (chemical engineer) of an actual bottle of edourad 72 and found that the thujone content is incredibly low compared to what was originally thought.

Drinks that advertise high thujone contents probably are not absinthe, are czech recipes (tastes like weedkiller), or are all out nasty despite how historically authentic they claim to be.

The majority of the myths surrounding absinthe are based on how it is perceived by the art community and period media response. IE, people who's bread and butter is to exaggerate the **** out of everything.


I've been drinking the stuff for almost 4 years now, and have never once "tripped." It does tend to get you incredibly intoxicated rather quick though. (on average it's around 60-68% alcohol by volume)

The people that think absinthe makes them trip after drinking it are the same people that drank robitussin in middle school because they thought they were going to get enough DMT in their system to trip before they threw up all over themselves.