Ummm.... I think I might have it. My left leg just fell off and my skin is kinda funky looking. Is there like an ointment or something I can get? I've heard of leper colonies, but there's no way in hell that I'm travelling all the way to England.

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He has a powerful weapon
He charges a million a shot
An assassin that's second to none
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN

No one likes a leper

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.

Hence my desire to rid myself of the aforementioned leperosy.

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He has a powerful weapon
He charges a million a shot
An assassin that's second to none
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN

*sells possessions and sends you to Hawaii*

/flanders

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I have a signature.

first, go to your local exhibit hall... the kind where they have flea markets and stuff... gun shows etc.


wait for the next gun show
-if, by this time, you have not starved or anything, buy a gun... and rent one bullet

-take the 'aforementioned' bullet, place it into the chamber of the 'aforementioned' gun.

-rid yourself of the problem.

at least that's what i'd do.

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saberopus
oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum

Hmmm... your idea of a cranial tungsten injection might just do it. Of course, I have no medical training, but I'll give it a shot (ba-dum-dum).

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He has a powerful weapon
He charges a million a shot
An assassin that's second to none
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN

You know, interesting story behind a leper I once knew. Actually, he wasn't really a leper, he just wanted to get out of teaching for a day. You see, he originally had off, and he had a "hot date" that day, but then he was informed he had to come in on date-day the day before. So we (class) decided to come up with a way for him to get out of it. We decided if he had SARS, the head teacher person would just come to his house and say GET TO CLASS, FOO, but if he had leprecy AND SARS, there's no way he could!
And so I coined my "No One Likes a Leper" phrase that day.

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

Leperosy is all fun and games until you discover you have it. Then you break off your arm and beat the people that laugh at you with it. That'll teach 'em.

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He has a powerful weapon
He charges a million a shot
An assassin that's second to none
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN

I would think beating people with your severed limbs would be a fun game... don't you?

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saberopus
oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum

So, when's your head going to fall off, so you die?

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Avenger woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I'm going to send him my left leg to cheer him up.

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He has a powerful weapon
He charges a million a shot
An assassin that's second to none
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN

I hear drinking lots of salt-water helps.

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1 of 14 | 6-16 Never Forget. | Click.

You havent't played Red Faction 2 lately have you? I heard that gives you leperosy.

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--Hinch
Terry Hinch's Web Comic
All opinions expressed by Hinch are the explicit views of Hinch, and only Hinch and his 7 other personalities. In the event that said personalities are in dispute, the majority shall prevail. All opinions are held in perpetuity of the present, past, and future throughout this universe, mirror universes, and all multi-verses, including alternate time lines.

*does a little jig*

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"When all else fails, eat pie."
-¬thoughts from beyond observance

this shouldn't be the last thing i read before i go to sleep......


http://forums.massassi.net/html/Forum5/HTML/010821.html

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saberopus
oh yeh wlel i jsut gots finesht wiht my morrwoind mod for teh JO An it takes up teh 900 gigabiets of spaec but i wlil not sowh yuo gyz teh scrnshoots becasue we dunat kare wut u gyz tihnk ne1 no wear i kan get ti hostad 4 dounlowd!!!!11!111 --Checksum

Date Registered: August 14, 2001
Status: Member
Total Posts: 196


WHORE

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Et E'llo Endorenna ut / Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' / Ambar-metta!
(This IS[/b] SAJN_Master)

The website of this scaramanga is the same for the felix_leiter, so I think that its the same person, using names of James Bond-characters for a crap like these threads

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

What is with all the trolling lately...

I know, MechWarrior, I know. I miss the good old days when trolling was done with class and style.

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GhostOfYoda - General doer of stuff.

ok, until I read that, I thought you were just a funny yet rather lame troll.
Now, you have taken a huge p*** take out of my country, and sadly, I am going to make your life hell in every possible well.
I spit on you and your pet dog.

ps. die

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

This is sooo coincidental, I just bought the cd Leprosy by Death.

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When you expect the pain - nothing left to ascertain
When you respect the lie - Deadly chasm open wide
---Circle of Dust "Chasm"

[This message has been edited by FH_PhoenixFlame (edited December 29, 2003).]

Troll with style, like me. My trolling stays to a limit. And half the time it isn't trolling just spamming.. there is a slight difference.. and I don't suggest you do either..I've been working on the art of troll since 1999, so BAH!

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Et E'llo Endorenna ut / Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' / Ambar-metta!
(This IS[/b] SAJN_Master)

Are you trying to get banned or something?

We're hoping, MechWarrior.

What. The. F***. Is wrong with this thread.

Wah. Why the revival?

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
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