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Sam Fisher vs Jack Bauer

2009-04-12, 1:42 PM #1

Emon

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Who would win? My money's on Sam.

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2009-04-12, 1:45 PM #2

Nikumubeki

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Eww stealth

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2009-04-12, 1:50 PM #3

Emon

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Haha wait, Jack's pistol isn't loaded in that picture?

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2009-04-12, 1:53 PM #4

Baconfish

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I vote Sam because I've never watched 24.

nope.

2009-04-12, 1:57 PM #5

djwguitarman

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Sam. no contest.

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2009-04-12, 1:57 PM #6

Nikumubeki

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I can't vote since I have no idea who those people are.

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2009-04-12, 2:17 PM #7

JediNeo

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Much as I like Jack Bauer, I think Sam would kill him before he had a chance to talk in his gravelly voice

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2009-04-12, 2:32 PM #8

TimeWolfOfThePast

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I chose Jack. Maybe out of pity.

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2009-04-12, 2:53 PM #9

Michael MacFarlane

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You can't kill Jack Bauer. Not even with Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease.

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2009-04-12, 2:53 PM #10

Rob

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Codename 47 disguised as a waiter would kill them both by pushing one off a balconey and the other by rigging their crapper to explode.

2009-04-12, 2:55 PM #11

Chewbubba

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

I vote Sam because I've never watched 24.

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2009-04-12, 3:06 PM #12

gbk

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Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:

You can't kill Jack Bauer. Not even with Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease.

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2009-04-12, 3:08 PM #13

Darkjedibob

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Sam = ninja.
Jack = US licensed to kill government agent who yells "DAMMIT" a lot.

ninja wins :ninja:

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2009-04-12, 7:27 PM #14

Zell

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Sam already has the drop on unsuspecting Jack in that picture, so Sam.

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2009-04-13, 1:58 AM #15

- Tony -

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Both are already dead.

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2009-04-13, 2:01 AM #16

Emon

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Hahah, nice one, Tony.

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2009-04-13, 9:41 AM #17

Dark__Knight

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Originally posted by - Tony -:

Both are already dead.

Dude I always picked that guy, I can't remember his name, but he's from Rouge Spear, right?

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2009-04-13, 11:56 AM #18

KOP_AoEJedi

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Sam kills you, then asks questions. Jack asks questions, makes some phone calls, looks tired, makes another call, talks some more, then kills you.

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2009-04-13, 2:12 PM #19

Darkjedibob

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Originally posted by Dark__Knight:

Dude I always picked that guy, I can't remember his name, but he's from Rouge Spear, right?

Domingo "Ding" Chavez, Alpha Team Lead in the Rainbow Six series.

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2009-04-13, 2:15 PM #20

Martyn

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Jack Bauer. Only because I only played an hour of the double agent game and didn't like it.

2009-04-13, 4:49 PM #21

Flirbnic

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Sayid.

I'm just a little boy.

2009-04-13, 5:46 PM #22

gbk

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Originally posted by Flirbnic:

Sayid.

Sayid would start torturing one, wuss out, shoot the other, and run away crying like a little girl.

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2009-04-13, 9:58 PM #23

zanardi

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Originally posted by - Tony -:

Both are already dead.

lol

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2009-04-13, 10:12 PM #24

mscbuck

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Originally posted by Darkjedibob:

Domingo "Ding" Chavez, Alpha Team Lead in the Rainbow Six series.

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