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2009-04-12, 7:54 PM #1
blu-ray is a bag of hurt lololol


  1. buy new blu-ray of fun family comedy to enjoy with family
  2. attempt to play it in computer
  3. blu-ray software doesn't work
  4. attempt to update software using automatic update
  5. software patch says lolol you can't update
  6. attempt to use other blu-ray software, which was bundled with computer
  7. other software doesn't work
  8. attempt to update other software
  9. other software updates
  10. other software now refuses to play any blu-ray discs, including previous ones that worked
  11. :carl:
  12. wipe other software to try to restore to the way it was before
  13. software wants to update to latest version
  14. after updating to latest version, go back to step 10
  15. reinstall again
  16. prevent software from updating to latest version
  17. software now won't play regular DVDs either
  18. go back to software mentioned in #3
  19. wipe installation and re-install
  20. apply patch #1. Hell freezes over, the moons of seven planets align, and it works
  21. software says it needs patch #2 to play the blu-ray disc because it's new
  22. install patch #2
  23. software now crashes upon attempting to play any blu-ray disc
  24. wipe and reinstall software to try to go back to how it was
  25. software now can play older blu-rays but not the new bluray disc you bought
  26. :suicide:
  27. attempt to find alternative software #3
  28. find alternative software, install
  29. alternative software crashes
  30. install patch for alternative software
  31. after installing patch, no blu-ray discs nor dvds will play in alternative software
  32. uninstall alternative software
  33. it is 24 hours later and you are exactly at the same spot you were at before except your other software now is a useless non-dvd non-bluray non-anything playing piece of ****
  34. torrent the blu-ray movie that you paid for and legally bought
  35. watch torrented movie

:carl::carl::carl:
  1. :suicide:
  2. :suicide:
  3. :suicide:
  4. :suicide:
一个大西瓜
2009-04-12, 8:09 PM #2
I'm too drunk to read all that, but it looks like complete :suicide:
2009-04-12, 8:24 PM #3
If the software I legally own doesn't work the way it's supposed to, I torrent the version that does work.

Blue Rays play just fine for me these days.
2009-04-12, 8:42 PM #4
36. buy hardware bluray player
37. watch movie

which movie started all this trouble?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-04-12, 8:49 PM #5
Marley and Me

all my other blu-rays work, though, and I really don't buy that many so it's not worth it to me to buy a blu-ray player >_<
一个大西瓜
2009-04-12, 8:57 PM #6
Originally posted by Pommy:
Marley and Me


Your problem's right there.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-04-12, 9:00 PM #7
Hey I love dogs and so does my family

Nothin wrong w/ quality family time
一个大西瓜
2009-04-12, 9:01 PM #8
i'm suspecting some kind of BD+ issue since Marley and Me is a Fox disc
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-04-12, 9:03 PM #9
you went through all that to watch marley and me
:suicide:
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2009-04-12, 9:13 PM #10
Yes

Well I was pissed off about not getting what I paid for and too stubborn to return it
一个大西瓜
2009-04-12, 9:40 PM #11
Yes, Marley and Me in HIGH DEFINITION.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-04-12, 10:03 PM #12
Yep, that's the one
一个大西瓜
2009-04-12, 10:05 PM #13
Pommy is watching Marley and Me in HIGH DEFINITION.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-04-12, 10:07 PM #14
And it took me a while to get it working, too! I'll tell you the story sometime.
一个大西瓜
2009-04-12, 11:28 PM #15
I found that movie stupid.

Center the whole movie around this dog, watching it grow up and you get attached to it.. then boom they kill it off. How stupid.

I certainly don't find anything family attractive in movie like that. A family movie involving dogs would be something more like Homeward Bound.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-04-12, 11:35 PM #16
Onimusha your literary analysis skills are :downs:
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-04-13, 12:34 AM #17
Originally posted by Onimusha:
I found that movie stupid.

Center the whole movie around this dog, watching it grow up and you get attached to it.. then boom they kill it off. How stupid.

I certainly don't find anything family attractive in movie like that. A family movie involving dogs would be something more like Homeward Bound.


Old Yeller was a family movie (as well as a book before), and it also finished with the dog getting killed off. Not all family movies need to have happy endings. :rolleyes:
2009-04-13, 12:58 AM #18
the only things that need to always have happy endings are massages
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-04-13, 1:15 AM #19
Originally posted by Onimusha:
I found that movie stupid.

Center the whole movie around this dog, watching it grow up and you get attached to it.. then boom they kill it off. How stupid.

I certainly don't find anything family attractive in movie like that. A family movie involving dogs would be something more like Homeward Bound.


It's nonfiction ... It's based on the book that Grogan wrote (collected from his column stories) about, well, him/his wife/his kids and the real Marley.

I just finished it... I liked it well enough. As a movie/story it wasn't much (because, again, it's almost a biography), but I liked seing the dog (I like labs a lot). Fun to watch and hear about.
一个大西瓜
2009-04-13, 10:35 AM #20
Originally posted by Cool Matty:
Old Yeller was a family movie (as well as a book before), and it also finished with the dog getting killed off. Not all family movies need to have happy endings. :rolleyes:

you just killed marley and me for me. thanks. jerk.
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2009-04-13, 10:38 AM #21
I heard the film isn't that bad!

Plus it has 2 fairly attractive people and a dog. :P
nope.

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