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I've Never Seen Blade Runner
2009-04-13, 5:12 PM #1
Post things that you've never experienced, but probably should at some point!

:awesome:
nope.
2009-04-13, 5:14 PM #2
I haven't either.

I have never experienced the good kind of a threesome with good looking women.

Let's just get the sex stuff right out of the way.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-04-13, 5:15 PM #3
Neither have I.
2009-04-13, 5:20 PM #4
I have never had anyone slip anything into my drink without me knowing about it.

I have never taken candid nude pictures of anyone.

I have never engaged in acting on paraphiliac urges.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-04-13, 5:37 PM #5
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
I haven't either.

I have never experienced the good kind of a threesome with good looking women.

Let's just get the sex stuff right out of the way.

Have you had a bad kind of threesome?

My first time was almost a threesome ... The other chick had to go home though .... :rant: Though I did get to watch the two go at it before the one had to go home.. so that was nice.
2009-04-13, 5:37 PM #6
ive never willingly watched Anime.

ive never taken serious drugs

ive never stuck it in the pooper
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2009-04-13, 5:42 PM #7
I never slept with a women with the lights on.

I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.

I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.

I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touch myself.


</sarcasm>
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2009-04-13, 5:52 PM #8
Originally posted by Ruthven:
ive never willingly watched Anime.


Why would you want to have done that?
(Though I also have never willingly watched Anime, but I don't think I should have willingly watched it.)
2009-04-13, 6:08 PM #9
WOW, funny thing, I've never seen it either and this past month ive been kicking myself to see that movie, damn i wanna watch it so badly apparently its one of the greatest sci-fi movies ever
2009-04-13, 6:17 PM #10
Originally posted by Krokodile:
I have never had anyone slip anything into my drink without me knowing about it.


OH jesus.

At a party a few months ago I got really drunk and stoned. I needed something to drink that wasn't alcohol. In the fridge I found a big thing of tea.

Awesome I thought, this will help me kick back these last few hours get a little sober so I can walk home.

What everyone neglected to tell me was that this was ****ing Mushroom Tea. **** LIFE. That was not cool. I haven't whited out on anything since I was a teenager. There is nothing quite so not awesome as everything turning white and blurry in a dark basement, and you feel like you're a million miles away from the door to the bathroom.

Apparently the Mushroom Tea is my friends favorite party trick. :(


Edit: I've never participated in real motorcycle racing, on a real race bike, on a real track.

A good friend and team mate of my father's runs an WERA/AHRMA racing school. My uncle has the bike. Next summer I plan rebuilding my Uncles EX-500 and taking the class. I'll probably bring the bike back to Kentucky with me and wait a bit until I can find a race I can participate in so I can earn some points. My dad was a national champion, I'd love to give it a go and at least get through novice class.
2009-04-13, 7:09 PM #11
I've never been in an airplane that was in the air.
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-04-13, 7:27 PM #12
well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
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2009-04-13, 7:34 PM #13
<3 Chewbubba.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2009-04-13, 7:44 PM #14
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I don't look good in leggings


except for these i'd have to agree
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-04-13, 9:20 PM #15
I haven't seen Blade Runner either, though I did download a copy once. Just never got around to watching it.

I also haven't seen any of the Godfather movies.
2009-04-13, 9:30 PM #16
Originally posted by Aglar:
I also haven't seen any of the Godfather movies.


What the ****.

Thats almost unforgivable.
2009-04-13, 9:53 PM #17
I'm mad he hasn't seen 1 or 2. As an Italian American, I can say the Godfather Part III was a disgrace.
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2009-04-13, 9:59 PM #18
Blade Runner is not bad, but its not the kind of movie I was expecting when I bought it.

I've never done a chick my height or taller (can't seem to find one)
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-04-13, 10:36 PM #19
I was underwhelmed by blade runner. It felt like the beginning to a much bigger story.

Originally posted by gbk:
I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.


... can I film it if you do?
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2009-04-14, 12:07 AM #20
mushrooms
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2009-04-14, 3:32 AM #21
Originally posted by Rob:
What the ****.

That's unforgivable.


Fixed.
2009-04-14, 3:38 AM #22
I've never ridden my bicycle backwards.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-04-14, 3:54 AM #23
I've never had the user name Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third
2009-04-14, 4:05 AM #24
I was once the smartest rabbit, but never a squirrel!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-04-14, 4:17 AM #25
I've never played any of the half life episodes (beyond the original game).
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2009-04-14, 4:38 AM #26
Originally posted by Aglar:
I also haven't seen any of the Godfather movies.

Nor have I.
nope.
2009-04-14, 4:52 AM #27
I haven't seen Godfather either, I didn't know it was "I've never" worthy...
I heard it was pretty boring >_>
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2009-04-14, 4:56 AM #28
for once I'd like to buy a butterfinger and have it not be broken
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-04-14, 7:52 AM #29
You have not lived until you've watched all three Godfather movies back to back. (to back?)
2009-04-14, 11:15 AM #30
I haven't seen Blade Runner or any Godfather movies.

I haven't seen Blade Runner because I've read the book and haven't yet felt inclined to see the movie. I haven't seen the Godfather movies because like many renowned movies my curiosity has yet to overwhelm the initially impression that the premise sounds dull. Mafia and Gangster just don't do it for me, I only recently saw Reservoir Dogs and was underwhelmed.
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2009-04-14, 3:30 PM #31
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
You have not lived until you've watched all three Godfather movies back to back. (to back?)


Given my nick it seems appropriate, guess I'll stay away from them then =p
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2009-04-14, 6:15 PM #32
Never seen Godfather either...
2009-04-14, 6:37 PM #33
I h'ain't seen the Godfather either, but I have seen Blade Runner. It's pretty great.

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