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2009-04-14, 12:43 AM #1

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

http://www.allure.com/magazine/2009/05/nudes?mbid=
here guys, go have fun.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-04-14, 12:50 AM #2

Mirthy

Registered User

Posts: 218

...?

I think this is the wrong market... they know where to find pics that include the good part too... ;-)

Mirthy

King James the 1st- “I will not give a turd for thy preaching”

2009-04-14, 12:51 AM #3

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

hahaha Mirthy makes a good point

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-04-14, 1:17 AM #4

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

None of them have really done "good part" stuff.

Pissed Off?

2009-04-14, 4:20 AM #5

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Wow Sharon Leal is a butter face.

2009-04-14, 4:40 AM #6

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Who are these people?

nope.

2009-04-14, 4:47 AM #7

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

They're hot and naked, who cares who they are?

2009-04-14, 4:49 AM #8

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

If I stood hot and naked in your window, you'd probably wish you knew who I was so you could file a restraining order!

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-04-14, 4:53 AM #9

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

If a guy sees a girl naked in his window it's awesome, if a girl sees a guy naked it's sexual harrasment

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-04-14, 4:54 AM #10

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

No I'd just assume this was you:

[http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-cut-out-fail.jpg]

nope.

2009-04-14, 8:24 AM #11

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

Chelsea Handler is hotter than I thought.

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2009-04-14, 8:28 AM #12

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

My boobs are good. They're real and perky. Even if you can't see them, the important thing is that I know about them, and the guys I've slept with know about them.

2009-04-14, 8:48 AM #13

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

I thought this was going to have nudies of andreawesome. :psyduck:

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-04-14, 9:23 AM #14

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

how did they make eliza dushku's face ugly?

i didnt think it was possible!

i'd still hit it tho... >.>

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2009-04-14, 9:41 AM #15

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

Originally posted by Crimson:

Chelsea Handler is more airbrushed than I thought.

FTFY

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2009-04-14, 9:57 AM #16

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

Originally posted by andreawesome:

here guys, go have fun.

nice try. next time post some hc

2009-04-14, 10:17 AM #17

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Originally posted by Jon`C:

nice try. next time post some hc

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2009-04-14, 10:30 AM #18

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

Originally posted by Squirrel King:

My boobs are good. They're real and perky. Even if you can't see them, the important thing is that I know about them, and the guys I've slept with know about them.

Pix or it didn't happen

O_o

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2009-04-14, 10:33 AM #19

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Text says five celebrities, but I only count one.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2009-04-14, 10:44 AM #20

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

like a pizza guy hit by a drunk driver this thread fails to deliver

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-04-14, 11:17 AM #21

Detty

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

Eliza Dushku is the only one I've heard of, they should have put her first

...and second,third,fourth and fifth.

Detty. Professional Expert.
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2009-04-14, 11:23 AM #22

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Detty brings up a good point.

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-04-14, 11:30 AM #23

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

like a pizza guy hit by a drunk driver this thread fails to deliver

lol

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2009-04-14, 11:36 AM #24

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

Originally posted by Crimson:

Chelsea Handler is hotter than I thought.

dude shes the ****

Originally posted by Krokodile:

I thought this was going to have nudies of andreawesome. :psyduck:

did you forget that im married... to sarn.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-04-14, 12:36 PM #25

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

Originally posted by andreawesome:

Originally posted by Krokodile:

I thought this was going to have nudies of andreawesome. :psyduck:

did you forget that im married... to sarn.

yeah, how hot could you be

2009-04-14, 1:16 PM #26

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

omg lol

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2009-04-15, 3:59 PM #27

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Originally posted by Jon`C:

yeah, how hot could you be

You wouldn't believe how many internets you just won...

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-04-15, 4:09 PM #28

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

This many.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v615/Bokoski/Interrob.jpg]

nope.

2009-04-15, 4:19 PM #29

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Good thread.

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2009-04-16, 11:56 AM #30

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Originally posted by Baconfish:

where did you find a picture of me in highschool!!!??? :tinfoil:

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2009-04-16, 12:09 PM #31

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Standing on the internet.

Duh.

nope.

2009-04-16, 1:29 PM #32

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Originally posted by Jon`C:

yeah, how hot could you be

championship

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.