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Sexiest Men - That's right -ian ladies! mwahaha
2004-08-22, 11:53 AM #1
Well I only thought it was fair. The actors I tend to find attractive tend to be from sci-fi/fantasy genres and the only really uber popular attractive hawtie for me would be Johnny Depp. So heres a few pictures. My fellow massassian lady friends, GO WILD I SAY! And not to be exclusive, so if any of you gents for whichever prefered reason you desire, can post pictures as well! (try to keep the sizes small thanks. I know they're hot and all but i don't need the picture so large that I have to see their pores or freckles or other details I care not to notice). 56k friendly please!

In relative order of sexyness [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

Michael Shanks:
[http://urooj.geekvision.net/images/theshanksinator.JPG]

David Boreanaz:
[http://www.buffy.wz.cz/Angel/david65.jpg]

Depp:
[http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/chocolat/johnny_depp/chocolat.jpg]

Sean Patrick Flannery:
[http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/body_shots/sean_patrick_flanery/bs.jpg]

and that dude from atlantis is pretty hippity hoppin as well, as are numerous other people [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-08-22, 11:58 AM #2
ME! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-08-22, 12:00 PM #3
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
ME! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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THAT WAS I'M GOING TO SAY WHEN I SAW THE TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2004-08-22, 12:01 PM #4
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolvie17:

Depp:
[http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/chocolat/johnny_depp/chocolat.jpg]


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i'd hit that...


...what?

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2004-08-22, 12:09 PM #5
FLEXOR! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

But in all seriousness , me.


<.<
>.>



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Kill Your Idols!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-08-22, 12:15 PM #6
Johnny Depp, definitely.
2004-08-22, 12:18 PM #7
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BurrBoy:
FLEXOR! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

But in all seriousness , me.


<.<
>.>

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>:/


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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-22, 12:22 PM #8
Depp and Pitt.

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2004-08-22, 12:26 PM #9
depp

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2004-08-22, 12:26 PM #10
http://forums.massassi.net/html/Forum1/HTML/037050.html´

much better...

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2004-08-22, 12:35 PM #11
[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/137/81073348983.jpg]

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2004-08-22, 1:25 PM #12
Colin Farrel. I've had people tell me that I look likea younger version of him. Without the stubble.

[http://ldbreg.terra.com/addon/img/b85b53robertp.jpg]

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[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited August 22, 2004).]
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2004-08-22, 1:34 PM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Without the stubble</font>


and the rugged good looks, charm, successful career, accent...
Those bees all have paws!
2004-08-22, 1:37 PM #14
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:

>:/


</font>


Can't take the sexy, Flex? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]



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Kill Your Idols!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-08-22, 1:41 PM #15
Why didn't I doubt that zully would put his pic in this thread?

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2004-08-22, 1:43 PM #16
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
Without the stubble.
</font>


Oh? People always tell me I look like Brad Pitt. Except black, without all the muscles, darker hair, less money...



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2004-08-22, 1:43 PM #17
[http://www.skipfoot.com/main%20site%20pics/HTFM%20Pics/Sid.jpg]



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2004-08-22, 1:44 PM #18
Come on zul, what about the 'other'... pic.

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Your humble opinion is wrong.
2004-08-22, 1:51 PM #19
colin farell is pretty damn hot (i was going to put his picture up ) but i dont know KH [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] i dont see the young version thing happenin hehe

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2004-08-22, 1:53 PM #20
Wolvie, I totally agree with you on Shanks, Depp, and maybe even Flannery. But what were you thinking with Boreanaz?!?! >.< blegh.

^_~

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2004-08-22, 1:55 PM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolvie17:
colin farell is pretty damn hot (i was going to put his picture up ) but i dont know KH [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] i dont see the young version thing happenin hehe
</font>
I never claimed I was as good looking as him. I just said people think i look like him(when I spike my hair anyway). Like a younger brother or something. No one says "OMG I thought you were Colin Farrel!"

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yossarian:
and the rugged good looks, charm, successful career, accent...</font>


...charm, career, and accent aren't looks buddy.

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[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited August 22, 2004).]
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2004-08-22, 2:01 PM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
...charm, career, and accent aren't looks buddy.

</font>


No, but it's what women find sexy... especially career. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

[This message has been edited by Flexor (edited August 22, 2004).]
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-22, 2:01 PM #23
What can i say silent? im a big Angel fan and the whole brooding sexiness and the black coats were really hot.

oh and KH they might not qualify as 'looks' to you, but they do add to 'the look' aka the look of sexayness.


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2004-08-22, 2:19 PM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolvie17:
oh and KH they might not qualify as 'looks' to you, but they do add to 'the look' aka the look of sexayness.
</font>

The word your looking for is lifestyle.


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Debating politics on the internet is about as useful and productive as shoving a broomstick up your *** .
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2004-08-22, 3:34 PM #25
no its really not. the words i was looking for, i used. synonyms could be say... apperance. but it doesnt neccessarily mean life style. and i didnt say you were bad looking at all, all i said was whoever siad you looked likea younger colin farell, clearly hastn seen enough picture of colin farell.

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2004-08-22, 3:50 PM #26
Now, for those of you who didn't know, I'm bisexual. Not openly, but I'm certainly attracted to some men.

These men follow as (in order from hottest to nottest):

Brandon Boyd
Given the chance, I'd drink this man's saliva. Mmmmm, Boyd-liva.

Mark McGrath.
This man was my childhood crush. If he and Brandon Boyd were bread, I'd be balogna.

Rob Thomas
OK, he's not that hot, but his voice makes me oogle. He's fuggly hot.

Back to being macho:

Beer! Tacos! Masturbation!

JediKirby

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2004-08-22, 4:00 PM #27
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
If he and Brandon Boyd were bread, I'd be balogna.</font>
Thank you for that visual.
*x*

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For a healty meal, eat mashed potatoes, peas, and catloaf.
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Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness
Worship Examples - Christians' love for God should be seen and heard, not merely talked about. It is through actions that one is determined to be Christian, not through words. Words (and thoughts, as well) deceive even one's own self, but the heart speaks truth.

[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited August 22, 2004).]
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-08-22, 4:11 PM #28
JediKirby I totally agree with you about rob thomas!

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2004-08-22, 4:15 PM #29
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolvie17:
no its really not. the words i was looking for, i used. synonyms could be say... apperance. but it doesnt neccessarily mean life style. and i didnt say you were bad looking at all, all i said was whoever siad you looked likea younger colin farell, clearly hastn seen enough picture of colin farell.

</font>


You remember what I look like? I haven't posted a picture here in ages. Oh well, it doesn't matter. I may not be Collin Farrell, but when I'm all purtied up, I'm nothing to sneeze at. *pulls out some blush and begins applying it*


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Debating politics on the internet is about as useful and productive as shoving a broomstick up your *** .
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-08-22, 4:16 PM #30
This thread, among other things, scares me. <.<

[EDIT: Dogsrool:
[http://www.skipfoot.com/main%20site%20pics/HTFM%20Pics/Sid.jpg]
I agree, he's reeaal hawt! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]]

[This message has been edited by Zell (edited August 22, 2004).]
DO NOT WANT.
2004-08-22, 4:24 PM #31
Flannery was in Powder and he was all pasty white and so fricken hot.

I'm a freak...

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2004-08-22, 4:38 PM #32
Me!

[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/64/3.jpg]

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2004-08-22, 4:44 PM #33
*tight in da pants*
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-08-22, 5:19 PM #34
Gary Coleman.
2004-08-22, 5:22 PM #35
I'm the straightest guy you'll ever meet, and even I'd hit Johnny Depp

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2004-08-22, 5:25 PM #36
ok i've always had a thing for Kevin Spacey. His personality is just hot.
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/BoricuaDelight/kevinspacey.jpg]

Jake Gyllenhaal he's good looking, a little dark, well spoken, and seems funny
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/BoricuaDelight/jakegpants.jpg]


Elijah Wood
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/BoricuaDelight/elijahwood.jpg]

Ewan McGregor
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/BoricuaDelight/ewanmcgregor.jpg]

Joaquin Phoenix
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/BoricuaDelight/joaquin.jpg]

Jude Law
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/BoricuaDelight/judelaw.jpg]

PS Might I also add the guys who posted their pictures in this thread are hotties as well [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
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2004-08-22, 5:33 PM #37
That wasn't a very good picture of Depp.

[http://w1.877.telia.com/~u87727183/johnny_depp.jpg]

[http://www.astronode.de/archiv/06/depp-johnny/johnny-depp.jpg]

[http://www.deppimpact.com/crybaby/200/crybaby111.JPG]
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2004-08-22, 7:32 PM #38
[http://kotisivu.dnainternet.net/karhu1/sarjis/sarjis8/matlock.gif]

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2004-08-22, 7:37 PM #39
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
[http://kotisivu.dnainternet.net/karhu1/sarjis/sarjis8/matlock.gif]

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rawr baby, now THAT's what I'm talking about! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif] haha jk [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Lets finish it then, let us be rid of it...I can't carry it for you Mr. Frodo, but I can carry you...Come on!

"Life Happens While You're Busy Making Other Plans..."
"Too bad stupidity doesn't actually kill"

"No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide."^"I say never be complete...I say let's evolve." ** Fight Club**
2004-08-22, 7:55 PM #40
Me. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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