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In the Event That You Have Accidentally Swallowed the Higgs Boson

2009-04-21, 6:09 AM #1

poley

That's Dr. Poley to you!

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http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/spoofs_satire/in_the_event_that_you_have_accidentally_swallowed_the_higgs_boson.php

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It may be encouraging to know that if something goes wrong, you have a viable kidney in each of the 11 dimensions. (In the underwater dimension, you will have to defeat the murderous, telekinetic sea sponge to get your kidney back.)

People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots

2009-04-21, 7:41 AM #2

mb

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

heheheheee

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If you have been remiss in your self-study of particle safety, do not assume that the Freundlich Maneuver is anything like the Heimlich Maneuver.

also:

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-04-21, 7:49 AM #3

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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<3 Eddie Izzard

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2009-04-21, 8:33 AM #4

happydud

Didn't go boom.

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That article is so far beyond fantastic, it's INCONCIEVABLE.

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2009-04-21, 10:16 AM #5

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

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Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2009-04-21, 11:29 AM #6

djwguitarman

Registered User

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For any and all steps existing in a parallel universe, follow as directed and add beard.

yes.

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

2009-04-21, 3:13 PM #7

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

So anyway, hows the LHC going?

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