If you could drug any three massassians, who would it be, for what reason, and what would you do with them afterwards?

No obscenity intended nor hoped for ..


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This was a thread originally posted August 2004. The motive behind these "throwback threads" is to compare how Massassi responds (individually and collectively) to a thread now as compared to a number of years ago.

If you're interested in checking out the first incarnation of the thread, click here. If you have a post, though, try to make it before seeing that thread so as to not "taint" the results.

The last time I did this, it was pretty neat to see dud give the same answer he did half a decade earlier.

Holy Gorsh, it's still the best idea ever!

i would drug cloud or couchman with something. then feed them THC or another drug they refuse to take because they think those who take drugs are stupid for taking them.

then i would put cloud in a room with his teacher.

couchman i would just leave him to his own devices and watch whatever he does at a later date.

I like Ford's idea.

baconfish, fishstickz, and landfish.

feed them fish

yeah

FGR, carpking, and sugarless

FGR would wake up locked in a room with a crapload of burgers... and on the wall there will be a sign saying "you will be let out when you eat all the burgers"

carpking would wake up naked in a prison shower with "kiddy diddler" tattooed on his chest

sugarless would wake up at a proctologist's office where she would be advised not to attend any more buttsex parties

Joncy - Lock him up, learn his secrets.
Ruthven - Force him to finish SG Mod
No idea for third yet.

SG MOD, SG MOD, SG MOD, SG MOD!!!

.

I don't know why that was so funny.

But it was.

NoESC to make him my wife, Kyle90 so I can witness his shenanigans and JM so I can roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge.

i would drug sugarless, record on dvd me having anal sex with her, then put the dvd on her along with my finishing touch so she can wake up and watch it. this applies to all women in this forum.

this is ****ing creepy thread.

I shall now offer my services as a bodyguard for any Massassians who are approached by ragna.

Wasn't until you posted!

i'll offer my services as a sniper to shoot ragna if he approaches any massassians

Sweet. Between the two of us, I think we've got it covered.

Kirby - Dress him up as one of Santa's little helpers. Or a leprechaun.
Mort Hog - Film him praying at an altar.
Sugarless - Cause it seems like the trendy thing to do. She'd also wake up with a box full of butt plugs next to her.

accepted.

Drug: Codiene

Give drugs to :
ME
ME
ME

sweeeeeeeeeettttt

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

oh god

...I don't remember typing that.

Why do you hate JM so much. He's a nice fellow with many talents and much profound, colorful wisdom. His accomplishments in life extend far past the mailbox.

i'm trying to forget reading it

that's why you shouldn't stare directly at your avatar

I can't find the picture of me wearing green hair last St. Patty's, dammit!

Christmas was invented for this. Epic win.

People seem to be forgetting the potential for setting up an awesome 'maeve in a box' here.