pickled mammoths!

Gonna need some big jars.

dear scientists: who cares about mammoths; clone some dinosaurs already

dear scientists: please ignore the above poster. clearly he didnt learn from Jurassic Park the most important lesson in it: raptors will kill you.

i could take on a velociraptor any day.

(what, they're like the size of turkeys, right?)

Velociraptor vs Laser.

They even had feathers.

I'm going to clone one and then eat it

Velociturducken: a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey inside a MOTHER****ING VELOCIRAPTOR

have you ever stood next to a turkey? not the biggest animal in the world, but certainly not small... however your proposal for a Velociturducken is quite tempting!

Kyle wins.

I wonder if young earth creationists will change their tune if we find a pre-human body pickled with a stone-age newspaper sitting next to him?

If they found one.

Paper didn't even exist then, nor did Papyrus.

thats why he said stone-aged. it would probably be things chiseled on stone.

Then it's not a newsPAPER.

funny how that's never been found though, huh?

i once thought you were cool. now youre about as cool as mb

Paper biodegrades.



And they didn't have paper then.

yeah so does almost everything else, but we still manage to find plenty of fossils and traces of "biodegradable" things from eons past! :downs:



of course they did! the benevolent greys' gifted our ancient ancestors with the wonder of "paper" when we as a species were barely able to comprehend that it was not food. however as soon as the greys' left our tiny planet the reptilians swooped in and snatched the paper right out of our wrinkled and underdeveloped fingers!

Obviously they'd ignore the evidence and keep reiterating the same arguments that have been thoroughly and convincingly dismissed millions of times in the last hundred years