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5 Animals you wish you were...

2009-04-23, 5:00 PM #1

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Just did this on a Facebook app, and thought it would be fun to do here. So post 5 animals you wish you were. Post pictures.

[http://images.bit-tech.net/content_images/2009/03/western-digital-velociraptor-300gb-review/velociraptor.jpg]

[http://images.bit-tech.net/content_images/2009/03/western-digital-velociraptor-300gb-review/velociraptor.jpg]

Velociraptor
[http://www.uwyo.edu/dbmcd/molmark/lect11/Cheetah.jpg]

Cheetah

[http://naturescrusaders.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/gex_green-sea-turtle.jpg]

Sea Turtle
[http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/bald-eagle-head.jpg]

Bald Eagle
[http://www.fossil-treasures-of-florida.com/images/Megalodon.jpg]

Megalodon

I'm pretty sure I've chosen the absolute best possible answers, but try to beat me if you can.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2009-04-23, 5:08 PM #2

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

1. NAILFACE [/color]
[http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/hedgehog.jpg]

2. NAILFACE [/color]
[http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/hedgehog.jpg]

3. NAILFACE [/color]
[http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/hedgehog.jpg]

4. NAILFACE [/color]
[http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/hedgehog.jpg]

5. NAILFACE [/color]
[http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/hedgehog.jpg]

DO NOT WANT.

2009-04-23, 5:44 PM #3

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

Attachment: 21796/animals.gif (37,335 bytes)

2009-04-23, 6:12 PM #4

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Damnit SC beat me.

nope.

2009-04-23, 6:17 PM #5

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Ooooh, points for SiliconC

2009-04-23, 6:51 PM #6

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

Just did this on a Facebook app, and thought it would be fun to do here. So post 5 animals you wish you were. Post pictures.

sarns a furry

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-04-23, 6:59 PM #7

BombayZeus

NDNmojo.

Posts: 1,203

1. Tiger
2. Lion
3. Wolf
4. Hawk
5. Wolverine

2009-04-23, 8:44 PM #8

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

1. Human.
2. Human.
3. Human.
4. Human.
5. Squid.

2009-04-23, 8:48 PM #9

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Originally posted by JM:

1. Human.
2. Human.
3. Human.
4. Human.
5. Squid.

I think JM is on the right track. Being a squid would be great if I lived in Japan and there were vulnerable women everywhere for me to slither my tentacles into. :awesomelon::neckbeard:

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2009-04-23, 8:50 PM #10

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

If I absolutely have to be a dumb beast, I might as well be one with tentacles.

2009-04-23, 8:56 PM #11

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

T-rex

2009-04-23, 11:36 PM #12

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Yecti thats filthy.

Agreed

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  do a dude}

2009-04-23, 11:50 PM #13

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

1. Dylan

[http://www.byroncrawford.com/images/03_09.jpg]

2. Dylan

3. Dylan

4. Dylan

5. Dylan

he spits hot fire

2009-04-23, 11:55 PM #14

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Human
Wolf
Human
Wolf
Human

so i guess the point i'm getting at is....
[http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9786/werewolf6048868.jpg]

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-04-24, 2:34 AM #15

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Hmm.

Being a chocobo would be pretty cool. You can run fast and generally be a dick by having huge kicking feet. And limited flight.

Likewise, quite a lot of species of pokémon. I mean, okay. Some would suck but you could go around solar-beaming or hydro-pumping things that stood in your way.

Sandworm, too. Not the piddly little bastards. I want to wreck someone's day by being an absolutely huge worm. Plus, free spice.

Raptors go without saying, for similar reasons to chocobos, with added RIP AND TEAR. And less flight.

And back to reality? An orca would be kind of cool. They're like the dicks of the oceans.

...

I've thought way too much about this.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2009-04-24, 3:43 AM #16

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

/me tapes Tony's neckbeard back on.

nope.

2009-04-24, 6:15 AM #17

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

The only one I bothered to do was the "Zombie survival" one.
I don't remember who I picked though ... Chuck Norris... Chris from RE ... Gordan Freeman .. and two others.

2009-04-24, 6:52 AM #18

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

I wish to retain my intelligence, so I'm gonna go with dolphin.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-04-24, 7:41 AM #19

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

sure are a bunch of fags in this thread

:master::master::master:

2009-04-24, 8:05 AM #20

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

Originally posted by - Tony -:

And back to reality? An orca would be kind of cool. They're like the dicks of the oceans.

I thnik Sperm Whales are the dicks of the ocean..

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2009-04-24, 9:02 AM #21

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

Originally posted by happydud:

I thnik Sperm Whales are the dicks of the ocean..

AND THAT' SNOW JOKE!

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2009-04-24, 9:24 AM #22

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

Originally posted by Squirrel King:

The only one I bothered to do was the "Zombie survival" one.
I don't remember who I picked though ... Chuck Norris... Chris from RE ... Gordan Freeman .. and two others.

i did who do you want on your side in a barfight. it was vinnie jones, jason statham, bruce willis, clive owen, and the incredible hulk.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-04-24, 9:28 AM #23

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Most animals can walk, so I'm open to almost anything.

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2009-04-24, 9:38 AM #24

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Originally posted by andreawesome:

i did who do you want on your side in a barfight. it was vinnie jones, jason statham, bruce willis, clive owen, and the incredible hulk.

I wouldn't want my friend Ricky. He got like 10 staples in the head after his bar fight. He hadn't even gotten in the bar yet, too!! Some drunk guy came running out of the bar and body slammed him into a hard corner of the building. I would want his cousin and other friend who ****ed up the guy though. :awesome::huh::psyduck:

2009-04-24, 9:39 AM #25

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

wow.

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-04-24, 9:45 AM #26

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Originally posted by JediKirby:

Most animals can walk, so I'm open to almost anything.

This made me giggle.

I feel for ya though, I spent 6 months in a wheel chair/6 months in hospital bed and 2 years in crutches.

2009-04-24, 6:10 PM #27

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Originally posted by Squirrel King:

I feel for ya though, I spent 6 months in a wheel chair/6 months in hospital bed and 2 years in crutches.

Did you smoke weed at someone's driveway?

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-04-24, 6:12 PM #28

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Backyard.

2009-04-24, 6:17 PM #29

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

1. Peregrine Falcon
[http://www.treehugger.com/peregrine%20falcon.jpg]

2. Dolphin
[http://www.whale-images.com/images/white_sided_dolphin.jpg]

3. Panda

[http://hipmomma.today.com/files/2009/04/mom-and-baby-panda.jpg]

4. Koala

[http://www.icis.com/blogs/icis-chemicals-confidential/gtotem_koala.jpg]

5. Penguin
[http://www.toughpenguin.com/pictures/penguin_group.jpg]

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2009-04-24, 6:23 PM #30

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Oh I guess I ought to post what I would wish I was.

T-Rex, Great White (I'll EAT all you dolphins), Black Bear, Dog, Raven

2009-04-24, 6:32 PM #31

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

Don't Dolphins sometimes get in packs and pick on Sharks?

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2009-04-24, 6:41 PM #32

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

single dolphins often pick on sharks. poke em right in the gills and theyre down!

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2009-04-24, 6:58 PM #33

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

Phew! I'm ok then. I mean, if I get number two.

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2009-04-24, 6:59 PM #34

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/Animorphs_bkmm01.jpg]

Obligatory.

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2009-04-24, 7:03 PM #35

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Holy ****, I totally forgot about that. I used to LOVE those books more than goosebumps. And goosebumps was the ****.

2009-04-24, 7:11 PM #36

Commander 598

Better than Commander 599

Posts: 1,612

yiff

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2009-04-25, 12:03 AM #37

ELITE WARRIOR

1337 \/\/422102

Posts: 583

Goosebumps was the ****. I liked the ones with multiple endings the most. Anywho for my animals i would be:
1. Cougar
2. Peregrine Falcon
3. Timber Wolf
4. Elk
5. Poison Arrow Frog

2009-04-25, 1:16 AM #38

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

1.- Lion
2.- Cat
3.- Dog
4.- Horse
5.- Wolf

What can I say? My favorite animals.

Nothing to see here, move along.

2009-04-25, 1:51 AM #39

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

(You are all) Furries

2009-04-25, 1:51 AM #40

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Panther
Tasmanian Devil
Dolphin
Peregrine Falcon
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