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Zoey or Katy
2009-04-24, 12:51 PM #41
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Intelligence and aptitude are sexy.


intelligent girl in bed...

Quote:
no no no! you have to stimulate the cl****is with small semicircular movements. proper blood flow is imperative when it comes to the female erogenous zones! ...no! your angle is all wrong! 45 degree! 45 degree!!! ...DONT TOUCH MY PERINEUM!!!


yeah... no thanks!
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2009-04-24, 1:34 PM #42
Originally posted by andreawesome:
didnt she fall into a huge cake or something?


I don't know, its was more after her performance with her half naked dancers they cut to the crowd and there was a bunch of Disney kids sitting in the front row with their mouths open, leering.

:P

...The Jonas Brothers? I think?

Whatever the weird ones with the chastity rings are.
nope.
2009-04-24, 2:22 PM #43
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[22:58] <+Yecti> THIS JUST IN. SARNS WIFE WOULD RATHER LEZ OUT WITH ZOEY DESCHANEL THAN KATY PERRY

Fine by me. *coughthreesomecough*
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2009-04-24, 2:27 PM #44
im gonna give sarn a chastity ring....or belt:master:
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2009-04-24, 2:30 PM #45
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
intelligent girl in bed...
yeah... no thanks!


:eng101:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-04-24, 2:33 PM #46
I find them both identically unattractive.
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2009-04-24, 2:34 PM #47
I like Katy more.
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2009-04-24, 2:48 PM #48
[http://content4.catalog.photos.msn.com/ft/share0/7c7a/0/Emily12.jpg]

Emily and Zooey
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2009-04-24, 3:39 PM #49
hot.

detty r smrt.
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2009-04-24, 5:01 PM #50
I hate Katy Perry for making awful discordant music. I'm not sure whether I want to **** her less or more because of this.
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2009-04-24, 5:21 PM #51
Zooey, no question.
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2009-04-24, 7:25 PM #52
That third link is quite possibly the best "Zooey looks like Katy" picture there is.
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2009-04-24, 7:32 PM #53
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
[http://www.celebritywonder.com/picture/Katie_Perry/zooeydeschan_grant_8855759.jpg]


With them together this shot still makes me prefer Zooey.
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2009-04-24, 8:20 PM #54
Does Zooey look like Katy?

Or does Katy look like Zooey?
2009-04-24, 8:22 PM #55
depends on who's older
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2009-04-24, 10:21 PM #56
I CANT TELL WHICH IS WHICH!!! The one on the left looks better... even in my 6 beers down state. Who is the one on the left?
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2009-04-24, 10:35 PM #57
That would be Zooey
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2009-04-24, 11:58 PM #58
Katy Perry.. because she kissed a girl.. and liked it.
2009-04-25, 6:57 AM #59
Originally posted by ELITE WARRIOR:
Katy Perry.. because she kissed a girl.. and liked it.


A point. You has it.
Now f we could just get her to kiss Zooey:psyduck:
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2009-04-25, 1:10 PM #60
The universe would implode.
2009-04-25, 1:14 PM #61
Originally posted by JM:
The universe would implode.

Dont be silly. Something might explode, though.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2009-04-25, 1:38 PM #62
Nothing here would.
nope.
2009-04-25, 1:38 PM #63
:colbert:
nope.
2009-04-25, 2:02 PM #64
Katy, just because I can't pick both. :colbert:
woot!
2009-04-25, 2:48 PM #65
Both!
2009-04-25, 8:13 PM #66
Originally posted by gbk:
Dont be silly. Something might explode, though.

That's...nasty.
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2009-04-26, 12:19 AM #67
Katy would be the heat of the moment, out of lust choice, but Zoey would be the long term investment, interesting quirks that would keep you coming back for more type.

it feels kinda creepy trying to making this judgment, despite the fact that i never have/never will contact either of them. I'd obviously die to bang either of them.!
2009-04-27, 9:08 PM #68
Haha, my vote tied it at 23-23.
2009-04-28, 5:58 AM #69
Anyone see the Katy Breast Cancer thing? She was topless and all...
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2009-04-28, 7:06 AM #70
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2009-04-28, 8:24 AM #71
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
Anyone see the Katy Breast Cancer thing? She was topless and all...


WHAT!!!!!????? Where?
:master:
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2009-04-28, 11:45 AM #72
Zoey. I love her so much, especially when she was on Weeds.
2009-04-28, 11:47 AM #73
They're both ***-ugly!

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