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A serious problem concerning my rat

2009-04-30, 7:20 PM #1

Sarn_Cadrill

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My rats are generally very well natured. They're very friendly, and often times we take them out of the cage and they run around on the couch while my wife and I are watching movies, or using our computers. They never bite, with one exception. One of the rats (Buffy) will, every few nights without fail, bite my directly on my p<genki>s. (Normally I am wearing boxer shorts or thin pajama pants, and she bites right through the pants.) It doesn't draw blood, but it hurts.

It's seriously frustrating, and I don't know how to break her of it. Any suggestions?

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2009-04-30, 7:23 PM #2

Gebohq

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Sounds like it's time to get a cat.

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2009-04-30, 7:27 PM #3

andreawesome

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Scott, were no longer friends.

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2009-04-30, 7:56 PM #4

SF_GoldG_01

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What a strange behaviour...

Nothing to see here, move along.

2009-04-30, 8:01 PM #5

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It's trying to ruin your marriage!

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2009-04-30, 8:04 PM #6

ECHOMAN

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If they are well-mannered enough, you could group these rats together and exploit their cooperation. Perhaps a guild of some sort.

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2009-04-30, 8:58 PM #7

ELITE WARRIOR

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Eat it.

2009-04-30, 9:05 PM #8

Squirrel King

NEVER.

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Pit it's penis and see how it likes it.
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2009-04-30, 9:08 PM #9

dalf

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I smell a rat.

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2009-04-30, 9:18 PM #10

andreawesome

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its a female rat. she has no penis.

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2009-04-30, 9:43 PM #11

stat

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I would recommend stereotaxic surgery to insert a dopamine destroying agent into one side of the substantia nigra. While it won't stop the biting behavior, it won't be able to much more than slump around in circles. Problem solved. I'd be willing to do it for a small fee, I have experience, and I haven't killed a rat yet (that wasn't intentional or euthanasia).

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2009-04-30, 10:03 PM #12

andreawesome

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you will go nowhere near my rats

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2009-04-30, 11:01 PM #13

Greenboy

No they aren't!

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2009-04-30, 11:09 PM #14

genk

doot!

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probably trying to eat the sugar on your shorts

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2009-04-30, 11:11 PM #15

Tank

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i didn't know semen had sugar!

2009-04-30, 11:24 PM #16

Onimusha

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Wrap it up and dip your pecker in some mongolian fire oil.

Let it do what it needs to do.

Profit?

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2009-04-30, 11:29 PM #17

Xzero

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Just more proof that a man's junk is indeed addicting.

2009-04-30, 11:40 PM #18

Tank

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does duckbutter have sugar too?

2009-05-01, 12:15 AM #19

Avenger

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So, you have a rat that has bit you in the wiener more than once. Frankly, if a rat bit me there more than once, I would no longer allow that rat to go anywhere near my penis.

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2009-05-01, 12:58 AM #20

SF_GoldG_01

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Originally posted by Avenger:

So, you have a rat that has bit you in the wiener more than once. Frankly, if a rat bit me there more than once, I would no longer allow that rat to go anywhere near my penis.

I believe I would have pierced the rat with a fork and thrusted the fork into the groud for all to see... HAHAHHAHA!

Nothing to see here, move along.

2009-05-01, 1:12 AM #21

genk

doot!

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i was expecting 'and eat it' for some reason there Gold

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2009-05-01, 1:48 AM #22

Baconfish

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EAT IT

nope.

2009-05-01, 7:17 AM #23

Roger Spruce

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You know, maybe you shouldn't have let a rat near your penis in the first place. You kinky mother ****er.

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2009-05-01, 7:32 AM #24

Jep

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Does she do it while you're playing WoW too? (:P Teehee)

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2009-05-01, 7:36 AM #25

NoESC

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"hey guys i put a rat near my penis and it bit me on the penis what should i do to keep the rat from biting my penis?"

gbk is 50 probably

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2009-05-01, 8:24 AM #26

Michael MacFarlane

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Originally posted by NoESC:

"hey guys i put a rat near my penis and it bit me on the penis what should i do to keep the rat from biting my penis?"

man this is an even more difficult problem than i thought it was

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2009-05-01, 8:40 AM #27

ragna

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i would be more concerned about all the rat piss accumulating on you, your couch, and your wife when you're letting it out.

2009-05-01, 10:35 AM #28

Michael MacFarlane

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Eh, I think I'd still be more concerned about my penis.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2009-05-01, 3:15 PM #29

Yecti

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Yeah dude... If I owned ANY pet that bit my dick I'd no longer let that pet near my lap. And given that it's a rat, I'd probably buy a snake.

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2009-05-01, 3:17 PM #30

Jon`C

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mmm mmm hanta virus

*devours rat droppings*

2009-05-01, 4:55 PM #31

ORJ_JoS

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best thread ever

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2009-05-01, 5:37 PM #32

Sarn_Cadrill

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Originally posted by Yecti:

Yeah dude... If I owned ANY pet that bit my dick I'd no longer let that pet near my lap. And given that it's a rat, I'd probably buy a snake.

1) well yeah, I kinda try to keep her away from there. But when she's running around free, she moves pretty fast, and if I'm doing something (ie. typing, fighting something in a game, etc) she gets over there kinda quick.

Anyway, do you think she thinks it's food or something?

(also, ironically, last night my *other* rat chewed off and stole the button that closes the fly of a pair of boxers. I didn't notice while she was doing it, cause that one's allowed on my lap. So I felt her there, glanced down and saw it wasn't Buffy, and went back to what I was doing.. Next thing I notice, my button's gone. I still have no idea wheer it is, even though I've checked under the couch coushins and stuff.)

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2009-05-01, 5:41 PM #33

Baconfish

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My guess is that the rat can smell "cheese".

nope.

2009-05-01, 5:45 PM #34

ECHOMAN

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

My guess is that the rat can smell "cheese".

Let me guess. By "cheese" you mean "semen".

Poetry at its finest.

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2009-05-01, 5:46 PM #35

Bobbert

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Put a mouse trap in your boxers.

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2009-05-01, 5:50 PM #36

Baconfish

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Originally posted by ECHOMAN:

Let me guess. By "cheese" you mean "semen".

Poetry at its finest.

Actually I meant smegma.

nope.

2009-05-01, 5:51 PM #37

ECHOMAN

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2009-05-01, 5:59 PM #38

Squirrel King

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Originally posted by Bobbert:

Put a mouse trap in your boxers.

That's the stupidest idea ever. If he wanted to kill it he could do it without risking a penis trap.

2009-05-01, 6:39 PM #39

Bobbert

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But it would be much less fun from a thread standpoint.

"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."

2009-05-01, 6:43 PM #40

ragna

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

Actually I meant smegma.

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