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Toy Parrot to five year old girl: I will **** down your neck!

2009-05-01, 9:04 AM #1

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Toy_parrot_tells_girl,_5,_to_b****r_off&in_article_id=644577&in_page_id=2

I want one!

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2009-05-01, 9:46 AM #2

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

bugger's censored?

really?

do want.

D E A T H

2009-05-01, 12:06 PM #3

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

I'd like to see a picture of the packaging. The article says it is clearly labeled as not appropriate for children.

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2009-05-01, 12:26 PM #4

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

This would be the best gag gift ever.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2009-05-01, 12:30 PM #5

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:

bugger's censored?

really?

Bugger is crude slang for sodomy, yes.

2009-05-01, 8:07 PM #6

Petmc.

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Posts: 2,217

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2009-05-03, 12:07 PM #7

AKPiggott

Grandmaster of Cool

Posts: 1,252

I want one.

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2009-05-03, 12:26 PM #8

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

If this were America, they'd get sued.

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2009-05-03, 6:27 PM #9

Dash_rendar

Xizor's Drinking Buddy

Posts: 2,867

I got one of those for a friend one time. It's pretty clearly labeled on the package what it is.

Somebody ***** slap that mom and tell her to wake the **** up and look at what she's buying for her kids.

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