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Shoot the Banker

2009-05-12, 3:01 PM #1

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

http://www.shootthebanker.com/

2009-05-12, 3:09 PM #2

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

It says "connecting to the gun".

wat?

woot!

2009-05-12, 3:18 PM #3

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Oh joy, the gun will be mine in 26 minutes.... pass

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-05-12, 3:29 PM #4

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

I just listened to a girl talk about her mall with him for 2 minutes.

Why?

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2009-05-12, 3:38 PM #5

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

You guys whine too much

2009-05-12, 3:55 PM #6

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

i waited the whole time and the thing didn't even ****ing work

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-05-12, 4:04 PM #7

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

too long, didn't shoot

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2009-05-12, 4:40 PM #8

Tank

Registered User

Posts: 1,176

thats what she said

2009-05-12, 4:45 PM #9

Tank

Registered User

Posts: 1,176

and this was a pointless wait

2009-05-12, 5:20 PM #10

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:

too long, didn't shoot

tl;dr

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2009-05-12, 5:26 PM #11

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

Thank you Ted, that was the joke.

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2009-05-13, 12:11 AM #12

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:

;1004179']You guys whine too much

You think it's worth waiting half an hour for something mildly amusing? (if it even worked)

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-05-13, 3:29 AM #13

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

i waited the whole time and the thing didn't even ****ing work

Same here.

2009-05-13, 5:32 AM #14

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

Fail

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2009-05-13, 5:43 AM #15

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

10 seconds and nothing happens?

nope.

2009-05-13, 11:09 AM #16

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

He gave out the number so I called in:

303 834 9749

Right after I shot him in the nuts. I felt bad, and asked if he was wearing a nutcup. His response was "I dipped 'em in gold."

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2009-05-13, 11:11 AM #17

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Alright, let's see how much it'd cost to keep this up, and see how far they'd let us take it. Give Massassi it's own ***** to shoot paintballs at.

Anyone?

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2009-05-13, 11:32 AM #18

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Haha, he just pasted my number all over because the phone kept disconnecting.

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2009-05-13, 12:16 PM #19

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

clearly does not work

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2009-05-13, 12:49 PM #20

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

didn't work. lame.

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2009-05-13, 1:48 PM #21

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Apparently jedikirby is the only one amused

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-05-13, 2:11 PM #22

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Originally posted by Deadman:

You think it's worth waiting half an hour for something mildly amusing? (if it even worked)

I haven't even tried to get a turn on the gun

Me and everyone I know think just watching is great fun

2009-05-13, 2:12 PM #23

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

It's like going to a baseball game and complaining because you didn't get to see yourself on the big screen

2009-05-13, 4:17 PM #24

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Only if instead of a baseball game it was called Get to See Yourself on the Big Screen.

2009-05-14, 7:53 PM #25

Alco

Monty Hall's Favorite Contestant

Posts: 760

funny

2009-05-15, 2:24 AM #26

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:

;1004434']It's like going to a baseball game and complaining because you didn't get to see yourself on the big screen

Comparing that site to a baseball game? That's a huge stretch.

It's more like going to a stadium where theres no real game, it's just the audience taking turns hitting the ball, only of course theres a giant giant line-up and when you finally get in you get 2 swings and then wonder why you wasted all this time.

But hey, when I saw the first shot fired I was like "oh, that's amusing" , of course it took a good 3 minutes before anyone even got a shot off, I guess a lot of people are having the same troubles, and by then the joke had already gotten old.

But if it amuses you, then fine, but don't tell us we're missing out on some awesome thing when we're clearly not =p

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2009-05-15, 2:56 AM #27

The_Reafis

It's pantsless o'clock!

Posts: 669

Hmm it'd be more amusing if it was actually firing at a real banker at work or something.

You could then time it for inappropriate moments.

2009-05-15, 2:05 PM #28

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Originally posted by Deadman:

Comparing that site to a baseball game? That's a huge stretch.

Not really, they're both equally boring.

nope.