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Dot Dot Dot Dot Dot What The Dot Dot Dot
2004-08-24, 3:58 PM #1
....I've seen a lot of pathetic things in my time, but if this doesn't take the cake I just don't know what does.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10557232%255E13762,00.html

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2004-08-24, 3:59 PM #2
Only a small brunette? I would get it if the girlfriends were customizable.

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2004-08-24, 4:02 PM #3
I saw that yesterday. It's pretty sad, but it's all the action some people can get.

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2004-08-24, 4:08 PM #4
I remember an online version of something like that, using flash. Apparently if you got far enough, you got to have relations, and it... showed it.

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2004-08-24, 4:08 PM #5
The only downside:

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But to keep their companions happy, subscribers will have to send their girlfriends virtual gifts that cost a lot of money and allow them to progress further in the game and unlock new levels.</font>
2004-08-24, 4:11 PM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Vincent Valentine:
I remember an online version of something like that, using flash. Apparently if you got far enough, you got to have relations, and it... showed it.

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You too? On Newsgrounds?

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2004-08-24, 4:16 PM #7
I wonder if she gets PMS.

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2004-08-24, 4:37 PM #8
Those are fairly entertaining... the only better thing about those than real life... you get second (third? ect...) tries in those haha.

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2004-08-24, 4:37 PM #9
PMS...SMS...the similarities...I smell a joke coming.

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2004-08-24, 5:03 PM #10
"Dating Sims" have been around for a long time. I think they're actually pretty popular in Japan.

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2004-08-24, 5:10 PM #11
5 words for you...
Do you like horny bunnies?

(wonders if anyone will get it)

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2004-08-24, 5:12 PM #12
This isnt even joke worthy. This is just pathetic. REALLY PATHETIC.


Well, lets hope Cloud can get a version that looks like his teacher... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-08-24, 5:31 PM #13
Zing!

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2004-08-24, 6:13 PM #14
It's a Tamigotchi with boobies...

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2004-08-24, 6:24 PM #15
That just brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "palm pilot". [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
2004-08-24, 9:44 PM #16
I think these are much more dot dot dot/ blink blink/ hanging down jaw than that.

http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10551528%255E13762,00.html

http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10467891%255E13762,00.html

http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10498123%255E13762,00.html

http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10436799%255E13762,00.html

http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10429978%255E13762,00.html



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2004-08-24, 9:51 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
It's a Tamigotchi with boobies...

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that made me giggle.

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Bill What if these anti-violent-video game people were all killed by a fat italian plumber in a red hat jumping on them repeatedly. Wouldn't that be poetic justice in its purist form?
Jon`C:Irony is spelling 'quality' poorly.
Spork:Well I think 'Irony is spelling grammar poorly'
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2004-08-24, 9:52 PM #18
My god that is pathetic, and sad.

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