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real life creatures that freak you out

2009-05-16, 3:06 AM #1

Gebohq

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I find it pretty awesome (literally) when there's real life stuff on Earth that looks more alien than stuff in science fiction and fantasy. Like this:

Post pictures or videos of what real-life creatures you find similarly freaky!

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2009-05-16, 4:49 AM #2

Onimusha

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That giant seaworm someone posted last month.

"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
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2009-05-16, 5:48 AM #3

Jin

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I think the top one is stimias boas, or scaly dragonfish. I don't know what the bottom one is but I am assuming Will Smith will punch one in the head at some point.

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2009-05-16, 5:58 AM #4

Nikumubeki

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... did that translucent crabgoat just eat a parrot?

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2009-05-16, 6:26 AM #5

saberopus

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[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/goodenuf.gif]

2009-05-16, 6:46 AM #6

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[http://www.affaritaliani.it/static/upl/seg/0001/segnali040409(3)1.jpg]

[http://www.virginmedia.com/images/jackie_stallone400x300.jpg]

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-05-16, 2:43 PM #7

Baconfish

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I was going to post jackie stallone too.

She looks like someone coloured in michael myers.

nope.

2009-05-16, 7:05 PM #8

ECHOMAN

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[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/chav.jpg]

I heard terrible stories of these "chav" creatures. From what I can picture, they breed like illiterate rabbits.

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2009-05-16, 7:07 PM #9

Thrawn[numbarz]

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lol class warfare

2009-05-17, 2:10 PM #10

Baconfish

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Originally posted by ECHOMAN:

I heard terrible stories of these "chav" creatures. From what I can picture, they breed like illiterate rabbits.

Unfortunately this is true.

nope.

2009-05-17, 2:55 PM #11

Ruthven

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they're like trailor trash, but worse. The Government is considering passing a laugh making it legal to kill them in large numbers.

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2009-05-17, 3:13 PM #12

Gebohq

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Everyone except Jin fails at this thread. :mad:

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2009-05-17, 4:03 PM #13

Flirbnic

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2009-05-17, 4:04 PM #14

Onimusha

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but gathering from other media sites, "chavs" seem to be the english version of a wigger?

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2009-05-17, 4:07 PM #15

Baconfish

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No, we call that Tim Westwood.

nope.

2009-05-17, 4:34 PM #16

Couchman

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**** me, those are all hideous

2009-05-17, 6:52 PM #17

KOP_Snake

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Black Widow. Found one in my house today. Freaked me the **** out.

Oh yes, it is dead now. I aint messin with that.

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2009-05-17, 7:22 PM #18

Thrawn[numbarz]

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

No, we call that Tim Westwood.

2009-05-17, 8:24 PM #19

Tank

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Giant_isopod.jpg

2009-05-17, 8:24 PM #20

Spectrael

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2009-05-17, 8:57 PM #21

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I don't see how an owl that can make itself look like a cat is creepy and not awesome.

2009-05-17, 9:24 PM #22

Onimusha

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That owl was awesome.

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2009-05-17, 9:47 PM #23

BombayZeus

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Yea that owl was awesome. Is it a certain species that does that or just that particular owl? It would be nice to understand what the **** the guy was saying.

2009-05-17, 10:02 PM #24

Zell

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That owl freaked me the F*** OUT. How you guys can think that's awesome... I don't get. :huh:

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2009-05-17, 10:09 PM #25

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2009-05-17, 10:32 PM #26

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Originally posted by Zell:

That owl freaked me the F*** OUT. How you guys can think that's awesome... I don't get. :huh:

this! it didnt even look like a cat. it just looked like an anorexic blind owl.

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2009-05-20, 9:50 AM #27

Dash_rendar

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WATCH THIS.

2009-05-20, 10:35 AM #28

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2009-05-20, 11:36 AM #29

Ruthven

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

No, we call that Tim Westwood.

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