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Barrack Obama
In response to conservative efforts painting Obama as an inexperienced, socialist, muslim/terrorist/fancy-pants, Obama did what all major politicians would do if they had the means: spend more money than anyone had ever spent ever to "fight the smears" whilst spreading far more palatable lies about his opponent.
This strategy proved unnecessary, however, when the economy fell apart and Obama's elderly opponent nominated a pushy, unknown, uninformed Governor of at corrupt state to be one broken hip from the presidency. On November 4th, the American people, faced with a choice of two dicks, chose the one that was the most opposite of the dick they had before, as well as the one who seemed less likely to have a senior moment while on the phone with the Kremlin.
In response to conservative efforts painting Obama as an inexperienced, socialist, muslim/terrorist/fancy-pants, Obama did what all major politicians would do if they had the means: spend more money than anyone had ever spent ever to "fight the smears" whilst spreading far more palatable lies about his opponent.
This strategy proved unnecessary, however, when the economy fell apart and Obama's elderly opponent nominated a pushy, unknown, uninformed Governor of at corrupt state to be one broken hip from the presidency. On November 4th, the American people, faced with a choice of two dicks, chose the one that was the most opposite of the dick they had before, as well as the one who seemed less likely to have a senior moment while on the phone with the Kremlin.
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Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise is a thetan who became trapped in his current Earthly body on July 3, 1962 in Syracuse, New York. He was first brought to Earth 75 million years ago by Xenu, dictator of the Galactic Confederacy, and he shares a birthday with Dave Barry and Montel Williams.
Cruise first began acting when sidelined from his high school wrestling team with a knee injury, successfully auditioning for a lead role in Guys and Dolls. After graduating in 1980, he briefly attended a seminary to become a Catholic priest, but moved to LA instead to pursue acting. Despite the conspicuous details of A) wrestling team, B) knee injury, C) Guys and Dolls and D) Catholic seminary, Cruise is definitely not gay. No sir, not one bit.
Tom Cruise is a thetan who became trapped in his current Earthly body on July 3, 1962 in Syracuse, New York. He was first brought to Earth 75 million years ago by Xenu, dictator of the Galactic Confederacy, and he shares a birthday with Dave Barry and Montel Williams.
Cruise first began acting when sidelined from his high school wrestling team with a knee injury, successfully auditioning for a lead role in Guys and Dolls. After graduating in 1980, he briefly attended a seminary to become a Catholic priest, but moved to LA instead to pursue acting. Despite the conspicuous details of A) wrestling team, B) knee injury, C) Guys and Dolls and D) Catholic seminary, Cruise is definitely not gay. No sir, not one bit.
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Rush Limbaugh
Rush Hudson Limbaugh III (born January 12, 1951) is a rotund radio talk show host, bloated political commentator, and porcine conservative television personality. Though he makes his thoroughly well-deserved $35 million a year by regularly castigating liberals as “dope-smoking hippies,” Rush Limbaugh is himself a well-documented “prescription” drug abuser. Limbaugh seems thoroughly untroubled by this, mostly because hypocrisy has become such a major part of the modern Republican platform, right alongside guns, creationism, and yellow ribbon bumper decals. Oh, and lest it go unsaid: Rush Limbaugh is a dick; a huge one.
Rush Hudson Limbaugh III (born January 12, 1951) is a rotund radio talk show host, bloated political commentator, and porcine conservative television personality. Though he makes his thoroughly well-deserved $35 million a year by regularly castigating liberals as “dope-smoking hippies,” Rush Limbaugh is himself a well-documented “prescription” drug abuser. Limbaugh seems thoroughly untroubled by this, mostly because hypocrisy has become such a major part of the modern Republican platform, right alongside guns, creationism, and yellow ribbon bumper decals. Oh, and lest it go unsaid: Rush Limbaugh is a dick; a huge one.
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Sarah Palin
Sarah Louise Heath Palin (born February 11, 1964) is the current governor of Alaska, former Republican vice presidential candidate, a compulsive breeder, and a major lady dick.
The only thing Sarah Palin seems to enjoy more than having children is giving those children ridiculous names and inadequate sex education.
Sarah Louise Heath Palin (born February 11, 1964) is the current governor of Alaska, former Republican vice presidential candidate, a compulsive breeder, and a major lady dick.
The only thing Sarah Palin seems to enjoy more than having children is giving those children ridiculous names and inadequate sex education.
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i will go ahead and file that in my "dependent on where you live and what current public opinion is" drawer. in my "depends how you define conservative and liberal" cabinet. which is in my special "i was mostly kidding and didnt even know that librapedia existed when i posted" room.