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Happy Towel Day!
2009-05-25, 12:52 PM #1
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A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.


Anyone celebrating?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-05-26, 2:51 PM #2
dang! cant believe i missed it this year!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2009-05-26, 3:16 PM #3
Theres a towel day?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2009-05-26, 3:39 PM #4
I'm really trying to hold out on all middle eastern jokes. Its hard.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2009-05-26, 3:39 PM #5
Originally posted by Deadman:
Theres a towel day?


Of course there's a Towel Day. :colbert:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-05-26, 4:18 PM #6
Originally posted by Deadman:
Theres a towel day?


yes! you should always know where your towel is! and more importantly: DON'T PANIC
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2009-05-26, 4:56 PM #7
Originally posted by Onimusha:
I'm really trying to hold out on all middle eastern jokes. Its hard.


no its not. :colbert:
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-05-26, 6:48 PM #8
god hates fabrics. serviettes are in hell.
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2009-05-26, 6:50 PM #9
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
god hates fabrics. serviettes are in hell.


i love you
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